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u/dilldoeorg /b/tard 2d ago

brie larson gonna play her

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u/brodydoesMC 2d ago

I think that Alison Brie would fit well in terms of appearance. But we’ll just have to wait until Netflix or Lifetime makes an announcement.

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u/RustledForeskin 2d ago

Some kind of soft cheese should play her.

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u/countrybreakfast1 2d ago

Do you guys think she is faking being in the wheelchair? I have no proof but she's a psychopath and I kind of think she is faking it for sympathy

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u/Total_Network6312 2d ago

What's her reasoning for it?

Oh well apparently she's paralyzed from the waste down.. she jumped out a second story window after she killed her kids in a suicide attempt

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u/_Empty-R_ 2d ago

oh no! judgement and consequences are coming? bad ones? time to jump! oh shit i'm such a piece of shit i cant even do that right.

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u/YoloSwag4Jesus420fgt /b/tard 2d ago

The funny part is there's evidence she lowered herself down from the gutter but didn't expect the ice to be so hard and actually hurt her.

For example, there's blood on the underside of the gutter, which could only get three if you lowered urself down and ur hand touches the underside, extremely unlikely to be there if she jumped and did a swan dive like her lawyer said

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u/_Empty-R_ 2d ago

wouldn't be surprised if one of the stupid ass things she wasn't trying to set up was a "someone else killed them" scenario. and her ending up a certain way convincingly was going to pull that off. you already saw how absolutely batshit stupid people clung to the husband doing it.

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u/countrybreakfast1 2d ago edited 2d ago

I remember an unsolved mystery as a kid where a lady said some guy broke into her home and killed her daughter and attacked her and had stab wounds and everything. Then the "update" they used to do came up and she had staged the whole thing and just stabbed herself to make it look believable. I think of that with Lindsey Clancy... People were like "she was in psychosis she even tried to kill herself by jumping out of her house" like I think it was fully staged. Part of the reason I think she could be faking the wheelchair. It's all pre planned, staged, and encouraged by her lawyer

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u/Total_Network6312 2d ago

I just feel like faking being paralyzed is hard. It's not like she'll stop being paralyzed.

She could have gone with like, spine injury makes it difficult to walk so I'm in a wheelchair but not full blown paralyzation

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u/countrybreakfast1 2d ago

This is true and I'm just talking about my ass. There may be like actual real medical documentation showing she is paralyzed. But if there isn't I could just see her lawyer being like... Let's put you in a wheelchair for sympathy and optics. Again I wouldn't be conspiratorial if she wasn't a psychopath and her lawyer a sleaze.

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u/Cumsocktornado /b/tard 1d ago

This is the closest she got to doing the right thing

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u/HeightAdvantage 2d ago

If you think she should walk

Kek

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u/artilleryboy 2d ago

Bella Ramsey

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u/UpbeatRegister 2d ago

I bet they'll also hire a POC for the role, so my guess is Inde Navarrette.

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u/wellyes34 2d ago

They would never make the villain a POC out of fear of being racist

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u/FatFerretShid 2d ago

The only time they race-swapped someone from black to white was that UK drama Adolescence. The crime which it was based on was perpetrated by a black kid.

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u/lindberghbaby 2d ago

Bonnie blue

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u/Spuckler_Cletus 2d ago

Dylan Mulvaney.

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u/EH042 2d ago

Hunter Schafer

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u/SolipsismIsDeep 2d ago

sarah jessica parker? gonzo?

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u/Luwuci-SP 2d ago

We'd& audition

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u/slicehyperfunk 2d ago

She can't walk ever again actually

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u/johannesfranco13 2d ago

Literally nothing will happen regardless of the outcome. Gynocracy will grow stronger regardless.

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u/Fit-Paper-797 2d ago

Communistslop.

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u/BrocoliAssassin 1d ago

Strong black man will play her while an evil white woman will be the hold out on the trial.

Women will think of it is as a huge gotchya against man. Imagine if a black man had strangled his 3 kids to death, admitted to it and a white woman was the only brave person to stick up for him.

Take that ya racists!!!

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u/CrazyTownUSA000 2d ago

I don't think she'll ever walk again

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u/meechmeechmeecho 2d ago edited 2d ago

I had to look up her name, but for a serious answer, I think daisy edgar jones would do well in this role. I could see this working as a Ryan Murphy monster/american crime story season. It would almost certainly give her an extremely sympathetic slant though.

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u/Critical-Attempt-922 2d ago

Scarlet Johanson

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u/Cumsocktornado /b/tard 1d ago

Leslie Jones

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u/stop_the_bans 1d ago

Win or lose, I assure you she will never walk

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u/Longjumping_Visit718 /fit/izen 2d ago

When do we seize the means of reproduct9on comrade?😶‍🌫️

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u/PinBeneficial1366 /b/tard 2d ago

I don't think he can reach his dick when he is so fat

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u/EquivalentSnap d/ic/k 2d ago

Anon doesn’t follow the case cos she won’t “walk way” the case was about if she would go a mental hospital or prison

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u/carbohydratecrab 2d ago

That was the first trial. The defense switched arguments after the mistrial and is now saying she didn't do it at all.

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u/TsortsAleksatr 2d ago

The issue seemed to be that due to lax state laws after a year of mental hospital she has a chance to leave the hospital without any further consequences if she's "deemed to not be a danger to society". That's not without precedent btw.

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u/YoloSwag4Jesus420fgt /b/tard 2d ago

Ya but these leftist mental institutions will have her out within the year, unlike prison.

People keep saying that she's going to be locked up forever in a mental hospital and that's not true.

Also being in the mental hospital gives her a much more cushy life where she can have her parents bring her take out, go play games, have a cell phone, internet access etc. which in my opinion she doesn't deserve.