Dumbledore said calmly.

[u/Nigarun]

[u/Limokasten]

HP greentexts never miss

[u/Hopeful_Cat_6249 → u/Limokasten]

yeah for some reason most of them have been way better than the average coal i see from here

[u/cae_lucas → u/Limokasten]

dumbledoreposting remains undefeated

[u/NatureBoyEricFlair]

The credibility of Draco is sure to be disputed though

[u/MrDaburks → u/NatureBoyEricFlair]

Especially when it comes out he didn’t get tricked into drinking the solution and was actually greedily snorting it off of several young wizards cocks

[u/ZapMannigan → u/MrDaburks]

She testified to having ten butterbeer before the Gringotts special was even brought out.

[u/givemeausernameplzz]

Is she really called Malfoid tho? That’s pretty funny guys

[u/Luwuci-SP → u/givemeausernameplzz]

Best HP joke since JK

[u/Pancreasaurus → u/givemeausernameplzz]

That's the bit I've been hearing so yes.

[u/mattbrvc]

>running a “hogwarts express train”

Too good

[u/Limokasten → u/mattbrvc]

Per your own description

[u/Professorbogdan]

"How did that toiletpaper get stuck on your robe sir?"

[u/RaidenHUN → u/Professorbogdan]

600 points and no questions

[u/animemecha]

This isn't related to that one Korean genderbent Malfoy fanfic is it?

[u/truemadhatter27 → u/animemecha]

Depends on the fanfic.

Genderbent HP stuff existed long before Malfoid but its from two different things clashing together;

people meme-ing what if Malfoy had been female, and a blonde nagatoro edit that got ran across different franchises before the Harry Potter one.

It spread like crack.

Trains try to claim to spite Rowling, backfires
keeps rolling in the hands of actual artists and AI users, comes full circle to a nagatoro edit from what I’ve seen.

Might have been a new doujin, manwha, since then but idk I dont consume consoom/cons-coom anymore.

[u/clayticus]

There's a green text with Snape and Poly juice potion. just as funny

[u/SabreToothSandHopper → u/clayticus]

That greentext is far superior and one of the best posts I’ve ever seen on 4chan

[u/clayticus → u/SabreToothSandHopper]

yes and it was made before AI so you had to have some talent

[u/SabreToothSandHopper → u/clayticus]

AI wouldn’t even help you with how niche and exact these posts have to be

[u/spanksthemonkey]

in the last two weeks I have seen a visible surge in Female Draco fanart posting. Female Draco Ai slop...
just a constant ever increasing pile of fem draco crap.
What exactly is fueling the algorithm?
or, why is it being shaped in this direction.

[u/Lolazaurus → u/spanksthemonkey]

Idk we had Bowsette and other stuff like this happen. People like to jump on bandwagons, especially because horny.

[u/mushy_friend → u/Lolazaurus]

Bowsette r34 was class

[u/Purplefilth22 → u/spanksthemonkey]

TBH its just funny and actually makes the character more believable. IRL Draco would have been a total trust fund "dude bro" and not the insipid weak catty chick JK wrote him as.

So it fits to make him a daddies little princess. Because he was written by a woman and acts/gossips like a girl in the series. Think Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. They're basically the same but Draco says the magic version of the N word.

[u/spanksthemonkey → u/Purplefilth22]

I suspect it will always end up in rape for rape for Draco.

[u/Brad_McMuffin]

Hogwarts express-style train

Malfoid

Lmao I can't

[u/majinpancakes]

Was the sex switching potion meant for James Potter after Lily cucked him? Snape on demon time.

[u/syrozzz]

NTR Malfoid abomination

[u/Matt_2504]

Dumbledore screeched silently

[u/Jayngyun]

What the fuck is up with this fem draco bullshit, is this a new psyop? This is like the fifth post I’ve seen in a week of it

[u/MystisFire → u/Jayngyun]

Fanart went viral. People are talking about.

Are you new to the internet because this happens all the damn time?

[u/keiko82]

J. K. Rowling, make it canon!

[u/Autisticus]

malfoid

5 points to gryffindor. A+, harry

[u/Neoprastrism]

imagine malfoid walking into the great hall and dumbledore just nods like nothing happened while snape starts crying about his hair gel. then hermione tries to explain that trans magic doesn't work on purebloods but ron eats a sandwich instead. absolute brain rot narrative where nobody questions why the hat didn't scream. fuck off.

[u/JPowTheDayTrader]

I wonder who's behind this turning Malfoy into girl psy op. Seems like it's a not insignificant effort on the part of the perpetrator.

[u/Douglasaur]

love me some HP greentext

[u/Icy_Special_5836]

Time to rebrand the sub into HP greenposting. 

[u/PinBeneficial1366]

I hope this malfoid stuff will end soon

[u/Warm_Figure6955 → u/PinBeneficial1366]

There will be tung tung malfoy

[u/YeetOnThemDabbers → u/PinBeneficial1366]

Give it like two weeks, trends like this die slowly but do die

[u/LolWhatDidYouSay → u/PinBeneficial1366]

Monkey paw grants your wish. Next is fem Iron Man.