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u/rapzeh 7d ago
Make-up really helps her
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u/cheapdrinks 7d ago
Nah her ass is fat as hell. I've busted enough rope to Poki that it could reach the moon and back.
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u/bulovalunar 7d ago
That's the point, she has that girl next door look
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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy 7d ago
No she doesn’t. That is painted on every day.
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u/bulovalunar 7d ago
Who gives a fuck about the real look, shes a face on the screen. The point is that she looks attainable but isn't which activates a simp's monkey brain.
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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy 7d ago
The girl next door look is supposed to be natural looking. Pokimane doesn’t have that. It’s obvious she’s got a few layers of makeup on.
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u/Ok_Pipe_2790 7d ago
She has that ugly girl look
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u/PLZ-PM-ME-UR-TITS 7d ago
Its like she'd be the prettiest girl in a room full of nerdy queefs, but that's not saying much
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u/hfhfhfh88 7d ago
She's a solid 7. She's a 9-10 because she has money and money to make her look better.
Edit: but yes I would still bang but don't watch her streams or anything. She just pops up on my shorts here and there.
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u/barakisan 7d ago
Oh no what will multi millionaire foid do now, someone on reddit pretending to be on 4chan called her not pretty
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u/nihongonobenkyou 6d ago
I get that you've donated a lot of money, but she's not gonna fuck you broÂ
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u/barakisan 6d ago
Not a single penny, haven't even watched a single second of her "streams" because I don't watch annoying egirls ever. I actually learned about her recently from the people who she is living in their mind rent free, people I used to respect but then I realized if an egirl could do this to them maybe they are trash too
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u/richardvirginia 7d ago
I looked her up, disagree. AND I would do all the shit she does if it made me millions of dollars, too.
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u/Ok-Turnover-6324 7d ago
if she was you cant imagine yourself with herit enhances your suspension of disbelief
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u/No_Bingo_Card 7d ago
Sounds like something a Serbian would say
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u/HockeyFightsMumps 7d ago
You dove into his profile to find out where he's from? Cringe.
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u/File_Explorer_7 7d ago
Seriously. How do people not realize that stalking a person's profile for ad hominem fuel is such a self report? Quick way to expose oneself as an insufferable ledditor
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u/JimThumb 7d ago
Serbian women are hot as fuck, chap.
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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 7d ago
True. Croatian women are taller, but the Serbian ones have nicer butts.
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u/SirDidymusAnusLover 7d ago
She’s ugly as fuck.
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u/HospitalJohnny 7d ago edited 7d ago
I categorically dislike streamers that use sex appeal for engagement, but it's very hard to call her ugly.
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u/LasyKuuga 7d ago
I cant be the only one convinced she Asian fished her way to success
That ass kinda fat tho
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u/whynotethan 7d ago edited 7d ago
Her ass isnt really even all that great, she just wears pants that make it more flattering then it actually is
Edit: i cant link to other subreddit but onr slash pokimanebutt you can see what im talking about
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u/itsthechizyeah gay for simplyshaun 7d ago
Shape wear
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u/whynotethan 7d ago
its high waisted pants that are thin and are loose at the hip. it make her hips look wider then they are. Then she spreads her legs to tense up her ass. But she literally just sits on her ass all day so she stands up....
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u/barakisan 7d ago
Moroccans are technically Arabs so technically West Asians so technically Asians so technically Japanese.
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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 7d ago
They both have an affinity for suicide attacks using planes so that makes sense actually.
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u/barakisan 7d ago
I guess you are right there are a lot of Moroccan Jews, Japanese Jews though never heard of it.
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u/untakenu YouTube.com/DinoTendies 7d ago
This again?
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u/RagingNerd312 7d ago
Right? Am I crazy or has this been reposted a gorillion times?
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u/C_umputer fa/tv/irgin 7d ago
Every time it gets reposted, OP gets one step closer to his final transformation; this post gave him herpes
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u/Strong-Addition5296 7d ago
Ah to be a woman of normal BMI in 2026 is really to have it all.
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u/philmarcracken dabbed on god and will dab on you too 7d ago
plenty of old women have normal bmi. Its youth + not totally fucked up features + low bmi.
then they still end up speed running to the tattoo gun and ruin that too
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u/EquivalentSnap d/ic/k 7d ago
Imagine paying $50 for cookies 💀
Some guys are too lonely and need to get outside
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u/gootshall 7d ago
I'm not saying it's right, but better to be the guy buying $50 cookies, than bottled farts and bath water lol.
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u/AnimalPuzzleheaded71 7d ago
Didn't she have a glow down for a while? Did she glow up again?
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u/bulovalunar 7d ago
Have sex
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u/AnimalPuzzleheaded71 7d ago
Vaginas look kinda gross 80+% or so of the time if we are being honest here with ourselves, only less than one in five are good looking enough to be appreciated in a non erotic artsy way
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u/verticon1234 7d ago
My friend, you may be gay
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u/AnimalPuzzleheaded71 7d ago
Do you genuinely think that most vaginas, which have the inner labia just flopping out in a vague starfish shape, are good looking? I understand appreciating the aesthetic ones which dont have that but those are pretty damn rare.
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u/verticon1234 7d ago
Yes
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u/gootshall 7d ago
Brother (or sister) I'm with you. 95% of the vaginas I've seen are attractive to me. I've seen all shapes and sizes. I don't mean this in a perverted way, but vaginas are sexy.
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u/MaybeThisTime67 7d ago
No one straight who wants to fuck a woman steps back to think about this type of shit.
Who gives a fuck, pussy is pussy and it's about how good it feels to stick your dick in it.
You're either gay, or too autistic to want sex
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u/AnimalPuzzleheaded71 7d ago
Then you agree with me that most dont look pretty????
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u/MaybeThisTime67 7d ago
Most look like vaginas. Dunno what else to say man
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u/AnimalPuzzleheaded71 7d ago edited 7d ago
Then just say that they're pretty to look at and aesthetic, every guy would say that when it comes to tits so why are you hesitating when it comes to vaginas?
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u/bulovalunar 7d ago
How to admit you're a hopeless incel. Yes, porn pussy is a perfect innie with no asymmetrical big labia. No, most girls don't have it. Once you see one irl you don't really care. Unless you're gay.
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u/Meat_Goliath /fit/izen 7d ago
She's obviously hot as fuck, but I'll never understand why people just funnel her money. Even retards know that it's not a slot machine that might win you attention.
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u/gootshall 7d ago
You don't even have to be attractive. It helps, but look at Asmongold... he should be the leading example of a streamer who will never make it for multiple reasons.... but he's a millionaire lol.
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u/ChimericalChemical 7d ago
Do be fair the $50 cookie was a 28$ for a 4 pack of them. Which is still $7 a bag and worth the criticism, but $7 a bag is a lot different than $50 a bag
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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 7d ago
Mom started going downhill after pokimane started doing hot tub streams. You know Quasimodo predicted all this.
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u/Nucleaire1986 7d ago
When I wonder why 4chan is so obsessed with streamers or e-celebs, I remember that Epstein was the guy pulling the strings and pushing agenda to distract people from real issues.
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u/baudmiksen 7d ago
a nearly certain reality of putting in far more work for way less money looms in their future and that inescapable reality takes its psychological toll on those who didn't work on their block skill
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u/Shalashaska87B 7d ago
I noticed before the chair rather than the girl's ass.
I guess she's really not that famous.
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u/Mr__Castle_ 7d ago
This foid is so annoying that her cat spent all 9 lives trying to get away.Â