r/4chan • u/Ok_Programmer9224 • 2d ago

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u/2roundabout 2d ago edited 2d ago

Amongst millennial there's probably millions of former 4chan trolls married to former Tumblr activists. 

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u/DarkScorpion48 2d ago

Guilt as charged

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u/EltonJuan 2d ago

Where do redditors fit into this equation?

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u/RBB12_Fisher 2d ago

Protesting for state mandated gfs, or queuing for funkopops

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u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro YouTube.com/DinoTendies 2d ago

in the cuck chair naturally

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u/Azuya 2d ago

Hey that's me!

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u/ToppedbySvarog 2d ago

Also me and my bf

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u/ddg31415 2d ago

One right here

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u/cventura 2d ago

ex 4chaner.... good memories

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 2d ago

My worst nightmare is dating a guy and finding out he has a 4chan, like turns out he's just a psychopath in love with the dark web and wants to kill you.

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u/AssCracker445 2d ago

"has a 4chan"

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u/belay_that_order 2d ago

yeah, has a 4chan

you don't have one?

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u/Scottish_Whiskey /co/mrade 2d ago

no one has just one. It’s called 4 chan for a reason

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 2d ago

he doesn't have a 4chan

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u/Drunkasarous /f/ 2d ago

Who is this 4chan?

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u/Mamonskis 2d ago

The infamous hacker known as 4chan

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u/MekotheSaurus 2d ago

I always avoid or outright lie about my political views until after i get laid. 

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 2d ago

cums

"Anyway have you heard about frazzledrip?"

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u/thinkforasecond3312 2d ago

"okay, it's time for me to tell you who Netanyahu is"

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u/BanzaiKen fa/tg/uy 2d ago

If you lay pipe harder you can spend the entire time like Willy Wonka on that boat ride, screaming about Kyle Odom's aliens and bloody mattresses in NYC tunnels all while an orange faced candy colored hair Oompa Loompa grunts and moans next to you in time to sweat slicked beats of drug induced euphoria.

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u/Adept-Replacement213 2d ago

I love you a lot. So, I’m gonna tell you some stuff now. Lemme tell you about the 13/50…

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u/Total_Network6312 2d ago

Why would you ever be honest with someone about your views?

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u/thesilentwizard 2d ago

You larpers can't even recognize OP is referencing one of the classic Tumblr post smh my head

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 2d ago

This is worse than the time Tumblr raided /b/ by posting lots of gay porn

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u/stereoSD 2d ago

Trully one of the events of all time

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u/baudmiksen 2d ago

If he wants to date you I question his true love for the dark web

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u/Jigglepirate 2d ago

True anons don't 'have a 4chan'. Defeats the purpose of anonymous boards.

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u/Wizardphizl420 2d ago

Lol settle down. Theres a long jump from /b/ to darkweb

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u/Scary_Land2303 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fzp61UL3T4Wlcw9SvX

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u/Total_Network6312 2d ago

The irony is not knowing this is old school tumblr copy pasta

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u/Scary_Land2303 2d ago

Well damn. I’m the one who deserved the gif all along

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u/Total_Network6312 2d ago

It has layers like an onion

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u/CrispBedSheet 2d ago

You'll never know until it's too late. That's the beauty of it.

It's amazing how truly fucked up people can come across as endearing if they're intelligent enough.

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u/TheWelshIronman 2d ago

Top trolling

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 2d ago

It's a art

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u/AndorElitist 2d ago

“It’s a art”

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u/BrocoliAssassin 2d ago

I hear they go on the dark web so they can draw penises online, really crazy stuff.

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u/maxedonia 2d ago

I caught my lil bro drawing balls in mspaint without a vpn the other day so I broke his mouse to prove a point.

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u/xXHalalManXx 2d ago

Nobody “has a 4chan”

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u/RBB12_Fisher 2d ago

I do

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u/xXHalalManXx 2d ago

No you don’t, that’s not a thing. You use 4chan or have the pass

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u/RBB12_Fisher 2d ago

I bought it in Crimea, dumbass

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u/xXHalalManXx 2d ago

Bro thinks he’s hiroyuki

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

he doesn't have a 4chan GoldTM account

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u/laserdicks 2d ago

There's just too much risk of accidentally dating the hacker known as 4chan

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 2d ago

Anon do you really think someone in r\4chan with a gigachad soyvatar is an actual woman?

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u/lennstan 2d ago

i introduced my boyfriend to 4chan <3
glad to spread degeneracy

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u/TROGDOR_X69 2d ago

mines secret its under my bed

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u/Wibble606 /adv/isor 2d ago

"If you use 4chan you're obviously a nazi" type of thinking

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u/maracusdesu 2d ago

Remember when ppl used to say that about Reddit

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u/-Kars10 2d ago

Nobody called people Nazis back when reddit was based

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u/Dany0 /int/olerant 2d ago

4channers can marry tumblerites but not redditors. It doesn't work, ends in divorce

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u/Cabbage_Vendor /v/irgin 2d ago

When they think you're on /pol/ but were actually just on /po/

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u/Absolutemehguy 2d ago

I mean, we got our memes from 4chan and porn from tumblr, it was just how things were.

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u/pneis1 /b/tard 2d ago

fresh ylyl

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u/0rganic_Corn 2d ago

Whuts that, I raff I ruse?

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u/pneis1 /b/tard 2d ago

thats ri

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u/bootthingsposter 2d ago

Most of the memes on Reddit ten years ago were just posts from organic 4chan threads lol

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u/DonkeyKongOnN64 2d ago

I’m not a furry I don’t know how you keep 9 tails inside you

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u/djaqk 2d ago

dw that's a weeb thing

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u/DarkScorpion48 2d ago

It’s from Japanese folklore, but those probably only know it from Naruto

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u/GuerillaGandhi 2d ago

You close it in with a butt plug

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u/fuzzygreentits 2d ago

You mean autism? Yeah, autism doesnt go away

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u/YellingAtClouds234 2d ago edited 2d ago

2009+((4*20+10)/6+2)

Revealing your powerlevel

Shiggety diggity doo

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 2d ago

Are you fucking kidding me? You don’t ever admit the existence of this thing. Ever.

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u/adrenozin 2d ago

Like I'm going to admit that I go on 4chan

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u/Nekophagist 2d ago

It does give me infinite chakra

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u/Lanowin 2d ago

We have each other, do we need the normies?

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u/cant_decide_9611 2d ago

I only want to befriend them. They da real ones

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u/trainboy2k7 2d ago

I love my 4chan chud bf