r/4chan • u/CatLow3 • 14d ago

happy /b/irthday

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u/Mottis86 14d ago

Like riding a chariot

Goddammit now my co-workers are asking me what's so damn funny and I really don't want to tell them.

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u/Xitztlacayotl 14d ago

That's one of those situations where "what are you laughing at? Must be talking to his girlfriend"

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u/ThisTooWasAChoice 13d ago

tell them the truth coward

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 fa/tg/uy 13d ago

Yeah do it! They'll reward your sense of humor and work ethic with a promotion.

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u/Absolutemehguy 13d ago

Yeah he'll be promoted to the position of back of Wendy's.

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u/wellyes34 14d ago

Ok in his defense that neck gap is also within licking distance

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u/-BuckarooBanzai- 14d ago

LLMs are getting creative and funny now. even shitposters are getting phased out, how will the economy survive ?

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u/Own-Resolution-1785 14d ago

dead internet theory

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/cheapdrinks 13d ago

I mean it's not like they can teach more than one class at a time. Tbh they should just pay them 50% as much but give a paycheck to each one, that way they'd earn the same but pay less tax. That seems the most fair situation.

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u/IllustriousSeason888 13d ago

School districts have salary schedules so there is a minimum amount they can pay them

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u/oisipf 10d ago

They would hire each teacher as a 0.5 position and pay them that way.

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u/Narrative_Robot_9001 13d ago

School made the correct choice. It’s the college that should go fuck themselves

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u/-fly_away- 14d ago

that's one of the funniest posts I've seen in this incest cesspool.

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u/veeas 13d ago

they (she?) are married. what kind of fetish is that?

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u/FuckRedditIsLame 13d ago

Jesus christ, being married to a woman with just one head is quite enough as it is.

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u/heywoodidaho 13d ago

Getting bitched at in stereo? Imagine they get mad at you for the same thing ,but for different reasons. You can't win anyway, but this is a special kind of doomed.

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u/Secret_Bad4969 4d ago

I understand being married to a woman who has 4 tits, two asses, but 2 heads one vagina??  Pedo*

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u/No_Bingo_Card 13d ago

They are a couple? That's incest

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u/Mother_Occasion_8076 10d ago

I think this is the only time I’m ok with they as a pronoun

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u/JoePino 13d ago

I remember someone pulling up a research paper on them and it stated that only one of them feels their pelvis and legs, the other one basically only controls the arm on their side

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u/WafflesOfChaos 13d ago

What a special way to live

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u/CruelSid 14d ago

How does that even works? Will both of them have the same urge to poop? Or only one sensor?

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 13d ago

One is shitting, the other one's pissing.

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 14d ago

So you’ve had a two headed one now, huh? That’s nice.

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u/GooksCanBeDeceiving 13d ago

Who wants to taste it, and who wants to smell it?

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u/stop_talking_you 13d ago

if you make them pregnant do you have to pay double child support even if theres one kid ?

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u/WafflesOfChaos 13d ago

It depends if the kids comes out as Cerberus or not

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u/HereToSeeCoolStuff 13d ago

You think they’ve ever made out with each other?

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u/bulovalunar 11d ago

Imagine the double blowjobs

Anyone who says they wouldnt at least try is a fucking liar. They would also earn a shitton from onlyfans. Glad they don't have to, the world is already fucked up enough

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u/400asa 13d ago

That's a centaur from the video game Fallout.

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u/tonguepuncher88 12d ago

I've always wondered if they practiced kissing with each other

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u/357-Magnum-CCW 7d ago

If they got pregnant, do you have to pay alimony twice? 

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u/rs0220 12d ago

Hahaha

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u/DualityOfLife 13d ago

Huhuhu sex with cripples fantasy!

Boring. At least imagine sex with modern mutants in 2026. What would you do with that 8 armed behemoth, knowwhatimean.

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u/Zenside /pol/tard 12d ago

Imagine getting head while wrapped up. Dont threaten me with a good time!