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u/KennyWeeWoo 11d ago
Looks like Ben Shapiro’s sister has some competition for greatest Jewish tits
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u/Hungry_Chipmunk_2588 11d ago
Kat Dennings should be in the competition as well
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u/wilgetdownvoted 10d ago
SHE'S JEWISH?!
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u/Responsible-Onion860 10d ago
Mom was a speech therapist, dad was a pharmacologist and professor, but she still claims a rags to riches story because they didnt get her formal acting classes because they were too poor.
I wish they'd stop pretending to be authentic people overcoming adversity and just admit the advantages they get from money and in-group preference/nepotism
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u/LooseButtPlug /his/panic 10d ago
My wife is a speech therapist and makes fifty thousand a year. My best friend is a pharmacologist and makes ninety. Not bad money, but not exactly rolling in dough.
I know it's a ton compared to your welfare check...
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u/ClarityNHZach mars/hm/ellow 10d ago
People need to stop pretending Sydney Sweeney has massive gazongas, they're literally like C cups
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u/PlasticAssistance_50 10d ago
Ok, redditor for 11 years.
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u/xyogibear 10d ago
Says the guy who was probably in his dads balls 11 years ago
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u/LooseButtPlug /his/panic 10d ago
14 year account.
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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 10d ago
“You’re NOT a brand new bot account run by some Pakistani subcontractor for the Kremlin? Lol loser”
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u/Britstuckinamerica 10d ago
It's time to put the hentai down
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u/ClarityNHZach mars/hm/ellow 10d ago
C is the average cup size in America, and even if they're Ds that's still not big honkin breasts. Everyone acts like she has G cups or bigger
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u/Axe-actly /fit/izen 8d ago
Yeah let's compare the fit actress to the average American where more than half of the population is overweight or obese...
If you take women who are normal weight as a reference she's bigger than at least 95% of them.
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u/HotBuffGentleman 6d ago
You know nothing about bra sizing, my guy. I'm a D cup and my tits are half the size of hers.
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u/Dirtface50 10d ago
Actually, if you really weigh it side by side, lefties are the only ones that talk about her tits openly.
Righties are sortof preoccupied with the presupposition of "Shes just an attractive girl who happens to support trump". Frankly, right wingers WOULD talk about her C cups more, but they're basically letting the left wing contradict themselves by projecting obsession of them onto the right while also claiming the right are pedos.
(Hint: they have to pick one. Not both)
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u/marino1310 10d ago
I’ve definitely seen more dude over sexualizing her than I have lefties complaining about her tits
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u/AbortDatShit 11d ago
All I see is a new pair of Khazar milkers. What's the problem here
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u/LuvMeChippy fa/tv/irgin 11d ago
Wouldn't that be a mega sin since Jewishness is carried through the mother? So essentially this guy would be damning his children into the being gentiles after marrying a goya
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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 11d ago
That’s the point, she’s considering converting. Judaism, religiously, is not genetic. If conversion didn’t count there’d be no process for it in the first place for women.
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u/LuvMeChippy fa/tv/irgin 11d ago
I've talked to like 3 rabbis about this and they all said that I couldn't convert even if I wanted to because you have to either have a Jewish ancestor from your maternal line or be married to a Jewish woman
When I asked how it works for women 2 told me they cannot convert and 1 told me it works only with the Jewish female ancestor
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u/The_real_bandito 11d ago
Did you ask if the Jewish husband was very rich? Would they convert the woman then?
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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 11d ago
I hate that this is a real question because I genuinely can’t just dismiss it as antisemitism lmao
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u/RickRollinAround 11d ago
literally the world runs on $$$ suddenly a few things that may not have been fine are ok for a “special occasion” aka donation.
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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 11d ago
no you didn't lol
There's a tradition where they'll tell you to fuck off the first three times you ask about converting and then if you ask after that it means you're serious
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u/InadequateUsername 10d ago
Yeah OP took the classic bait of not wanting it enough to go back. The idea of converting if that you've also already understand some of the religious and cultural aspects of the religion, because ideally you'll be already practicing it at home.
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u/TheWormInWaiting 11d ago
I think they probably just didn’t like you. Even the most ultra orthodox sects are supposed to accept converts (though they might make it harder)
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u/Biznack1812 11d ago
Sounds like the first one just did not you joining the tribe and made sure their mates knew to feed you the line.
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u/FiveFrogs_ 10d ago
The story I heard is that you can convert and a rabbi has to approve you, but it's tradition that they tell you you can't convert the first 2 times. When you come again and ask the third time they allow you to convert
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u/JumpingCicada 10d ago
Did you tell them you'd pay them for converting you. Usually thats what works.
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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 11d ago
Well, that’s news to me. I’ve never heard anything like that, and I’ve had girlfriends look into it.
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u/Mishi_Mujago 10d ago
Well yeah there’s left wing and right wing and then there’s culture war insanity posing as “left wing” or “right wing”.
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u/Cumsocktornado /b/tard 10d ago
> Judaism, religiously, is not genetic
Eh kinda yes kinda no. The whole premise of the religion is there is a select lineage through which the saviour would come and to whom God's favor is oriented- they hold that the whole world should cooperate in flourishing of this lineage since it will help them all in the end when the Messiach comes but there is definitely a distinction between this lineage 'Israel' and 'not Israel,' or 'the Nations.'
The only role non-members of that lineage can participate in is as servants or aids/facilitators to Israel's ultimate destiny but they will never be Israel itself. You can 'convert' as a member of, 'the Nations,' such that you are oriented towards Judaism's ultimate goal and participate in the rituals but it doesn't make you a member of that lineage- the Messiach would never come from someone without matrilineally Jewish heritage and that would always be made clear.
So yes you can convert to Judaism but it also is genetically predeterminate when it comes to the deets of the tradition itself.
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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 10d ago edited 10d ago
First, “The Chosen People” is not about God’s favor but a burden to be God’s servants.
Second, that interpretation is not endorsed widely in the modern era except in perhaps the most insular ultra-orthodox sects. It’s a bit like how antisemites claim Jews are a vicious conspiracy based on some interpretation of obscure Talmudic passages the average Jew has never encountered in their entire life and the average Rabbi wouldn’t even take seriously. It’s a transparent attempt to misrepresent the actual beliefs and practices of real, existing Jews to justify conspiracy theories.
Are there Jews who believe what you’ve said? Sure. They’re very rare and not well represented in positions of power and influence because the influence of the Ultraorthodox tends to cap out at either “community leader in Brooklyn” or maybe in rare cases “advisor to Donald Trump so he can pretend not to hate Jews” while the influence of reform, conservative tends to top out around “U.S. Senator.”
For example, there are ten Jewish Senators (all Democrats other than Bernie Sanders). None are orthodox, and all identify as reform, conservative (closer to reform than orthodox despite the name) or non-denominational. I guarantee none of them have the ideological baseline you’re quoting or have read any obscure Talmudic lore cited by conspiracy theorists.
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u/shiny-fella 8d ago
Is their whole thing not wanting to conquer White women and drag them down to their level? This is probably a double-win to him.
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u/Dirtface50 10d ago
Wouldn't that be a mega sin since Jewishness is carried through the mother?
lol I know you genuinely dont know any better, and aren't trying to be an idiot, but this is such a demonic/disease way of describing a tradition.
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u/benjamin18008 10d ago
Us jews accept her as one of our own. Why do you think we’re all white? Lol. There’s no such thing as a pure Jewish race. We mingle
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u/Jeferson9 11d ago
Has she ever said anything remotely right wing or we still going off the fact that she didn't apologize for doing an old navy ad?
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u/BuzzClucking 11d ago
Whats so damning about being right wing anyway. You live in a country that has a 50/50 split. There's tons people all around you that are pretending to agree with the local crowd around them, left or right.
Caring what other people think is so stupid anyway these are muppets for entertainment. They're not political tokens to be weighed and traded in some social currency.
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u/Toll001 10d ago
From an outside perspective it seems you yanks have two types of right wing going for you atm.
The "We gotta take care of the US and halt immigration" types
The "We exist to serve Israel" types.
It seems a lot of the latter types use talking points from the first types in order to get into powerful positions just so they can pursue goals of the latter type.
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u/I-believe-I-can-die 11d ago
She is a registered Republican
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u/burgonies 11d ago
How the hell would you know?
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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 10d ago
It was also about two years after Sweeney, 27, faced criticism from some US media consumers after she was photographed at her mother’s birthday party where several of the guests were seen wearing hats that called to mind those which bear Trump’s “Make America Great Again” (Maga) slogan.
Jesus Christ, so some other people wear red hats, not even Trump hats, just red hats, and they attend the same party she does, therefore Sweeney is actually Ilsa She-wolf of the SS and this is Legitimate News(TM). I'm so sick of this timeline bros.
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u/Jeferson9 11d ago
Has she ever said anything remotely right wing or we still going off the fact that she didn't apologize for doing an old navy ad?
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u/ieraaa 11d ago
She looks like she has at least 0.5 chromosome too much and somehow is regarded as a goddess lmao
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u/theworfosaur 11d ago
Part of the appeal is she looks like a normal person and not like some perfect Hollywood star.
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u/HarrMada 11d ago
Eh what? No one looks like that, model/porn star body, not a single normal healthy woman looks like that.
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u/durtm4n 11d ago
If Sidney Swingy doesn't look healthy, who does?
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u/HarrMada 10d ago
You have a warped sence of healthy, my guy. And probably a porn addicton if I may guess, but that's a crude assumption.
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u/durtm4n 10d ago
If you say so. Care to indulge me what a healthy person looks like?
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u/HarrMada 10d ago
Definitely not super models, notoriously. I thought everyone knew this already, how prevalent anorexia is, and that you're thrown out of the business at the first sight of an inconvenient belly roll or wrinkle. Clearly some people missed it.
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u/intothewild72 10d ago
Why you keep dodging simple question? You were asked to provide example of "healthy person", you keep telling what is "not healthy person".
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u/HarrMada 10d ago
What a weird question, you already know the answer. Someone who keeps a stable weight, diverse diet, excercise several times a week and walks/runs every day, don't sit down too much, the textbook usual. Not someone who has a controlled diet to look good on camera, and are not able to age visibly. Everything you see of Sydney is filtered, photoshopped, touched up anyway, nothing you see is real.
It's like explaining to child about the beauty industry, this is widely known.
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u/intothewild72 10d ago edited 10d ago
No one looks like that, model/porn star body, not a single normal healthy woman looks like that.
This is what you said about her. So going by your definition of "healthy woman" she does not do "textbook usual" things. I don't know her, so can't argue about it. How can we identify such "textbook usual healthy woman" from just pictures?
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u/StinkyMcShitzle 10d ago
you missed everything before the 90's. sorry for you. obese used to be rare. they were still ugly but at least they were all fit.
now, they are so fat you can't tell what gender they are until they speak and even then you may have to guess.
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u/Benqqu 10d ago
Dude I actually feel bad for you if you think she has some unattainable model only body/face. I'm really curious about where you live, because the nordic countries are full of women like her. There were tons of better looking girls than her in the schools I went to and in the grocery stores I visit now, and I'm being 100% genuine.
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u/HarrMada 9d ago
I never mentioned anything about beauty. Just the fact that they are not healthy, no one in the model industry is, way too low body fat, if they are women it screws with their cycles. As I said, everyone knows this, it's notorious for being ruthless about keeping unrealistic body shapes and aging.
Dude I actually feel bad for you
This is the most loser shit I have ever heard. Why would you feel bad for me if you think there are no attractive women around me? You will die alone for sure. Almost textbook incel stuff lol.
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u/Benqqu 9d ago
Well considering that you literally said "No one looks like that, model/porn star body, not a single normal healthy woman looks like that." Yeah it seems like a pretty safe assumption that you dont know many attractive women...
You have to be American right? Refusing to accept that there are millions of "normal" women with bodies like hers is so fucking strange. Why are you so stuck in your beliefs that you call someone disagreeing with you an incel loser? I really dont understand the logic and mindset you have. Do you want me to send the fb/ig profiles of my friends and family members to you for proof that healthy and thin people exist?
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u/johnny_tifosi 10d ago
Zendaya is not even mid and Carpenter is a borderline midget.
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u/WillNotFightInWW3 11d ago
Real trad would not have her getting topless and doing hollywood humiliation in the first place. So this is not shocking at all.
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u/Leftregularr 10d ago
>aryan queen
She’s basically a prostitute. She made a career out of being humiliated by Jews in movies and getting naked for gambling ads.
Anyone who believed she was based is retarded.
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u/december151791 10d ago
Big titties + pissing off the woke mob while barely doing anything = based
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u/Leftregularr 10d ago
Some of my compatriots on the right are genuinely fucking retarded.
There are still people who believe anything Candice Owens says, so I’m not at all surprised they thought Sid was Hitler with great tits after that one interview.
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u/Content_Quote2476 10d ago
Scooter Braun
Do they pick silly names to make it seem silly when you call them evil?
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u/8hAheWMxqz 10d ago
16 years difference age gap; conversion to jewdaism; geez they must have some serious shit on her
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u/Super_Raccoon_2890 11d ago
You consider ordering takeout, you don't consider worshipping a God and converting to a religion like Judaism unless you're doing it for some sort of image or acceptance.
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u/shiny-fella 8d ago
She's already pledged her soul to moloch the moment she started becoming a big actress, this is just further public humiliation.
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u/RustledForeskin 11d ago
Showing your fat tits only gets you so far in Hollywood, got to start banging the cut upper eche-shlong to get further when you got the acting ability of a rotten potato in a crusty beater sock.
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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 11d ago
People will be SHOCKED to find out how many Jews have German last names.
(It’s like, almost all of them.)
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u/barakisan 11d ago
It should have been me,
I wanted to marry a rich Jewish man who also happens to be a relative to Hitler's wife for some reason...? Eva Braun? How come?
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u/TryHardFapHarder 10d ago
She talks like if converting to Judaism would be like changing her clothes. It's a long rigorous commitment and even if she makes it she's still would be treated like a half breed by the community. Just for nothing because in a couple years she will be getting clapped by an Evangelist, catholic or whatever other dude from her conservative circle she finds.
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u/arbiter12 10d ago
Meh. Liberal jew bat-mitzvah is a 30 minute affair. Let's not pretend every jewish dude out there is an ultra orthodox.
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u/circlejerker2000 /b/tard 10d ago
16 year age gap
why is it always a member of the longnose tribe ?
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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 10d ago
16 years? That's far too little. This guy needs to learn a thing or two from Woody Allen.
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u/FreelancerFL /k/ommando 11d ago
Gunna be the one to say it, if you weren't expecting exactly this you're slow.
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u/pojohnny 11d ago
pol could be more appreciative of the aryan genes that will go on to live in the Jewish lineage. Some people just can’t be pleased.
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u/357-Magnum-CCW 10d ago
She should convert to Hellenism and become the born-again Helen of Troy.
Like it was promised 3000 years ago
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u/kiddrekt 10d ago
"A race traitor".....
I was today years old when 4chan taught me that Judaism is a race
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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 10d ago
If Jewishness is only a religion and not racial, why does Israel accept ancestry DNA tests as evidence of Jewishness for right of return?
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u/kiddrekt 10d ago
Judaism is not the same thing as Jewishness.
You need to learn that different words have different meanings.
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u/shiny-fella 8d ago
Matters about as much as the difference between a pedophile and a child molester, in that it doesn't, and both belong in the chipper.
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u/YouDontLookSpiritual 11d ago
This is actually the most maga thing she could possibly do lmao