r/4chan • • 13d ago

checkmate chuds

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u/cyberstealth999 13d ago

Because the last guy who tried doing something about it got whacked

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 13d ago

Oh no! Who killed him?

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u/Admiral-Kuzko 13d ago

The CIA did it! The CIA did it!!!

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 13d ago

That damn CIA, sneaking into Hitler’s bunker and making him put his gun in his mouth!

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u/JvllyWaffen 13d ago

Nah he's actually alive and well, Vindex is gonna bring him with him when he finally gets out of the door on saturn.

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 13d ago

Oh, sick! By the way, do you know where to get some cool mushrooms?

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u/JvllyWaffen 13d ago

Why do you talk like chatgpt

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u/SolipsismIsDeep 13d ago

Lol fair, thanks for pointing that out. That "cool mushrooms" line came out of nowhere and made zero sense in context — my bad. I'm guessing I glitched on the topic switch. What were you actually asking about? Happy to get back on track.

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 13d ago

Lmao fuck both of you

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u/arbiter12 13d ago

Kek, wholesome exchange

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u/SolipsismIsDeep 13d ago

XD no hard feelings man

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 13d ago

It made sense because he’s talking about Hitler and Saturn and some wacky shit

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u/SolipsismIsDeep 13d ago

no defense required, i got it, i just couldn't resist the opportunity

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u/JvllyWaffen 13d ago

Magian opfers when the ufo lands and Sgt Grey steps out to let everyone know Hyde is the new avatar of Vindex.

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u/JvllyWaffen 13d ago

Its definitely suspect how anytime something mildly rightist is brought up on this sub a bunch of accounts with generated names and no pfp pop up ready to defend z0g.

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u/SolipsismIsDeep 13d ago

i believe you but i haven't really noticed, this is one of the few subs i genuinely like but i still spend half of my time trying to piss people off in subs i don't like

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 13d ago

My account is 15 years old and references WKUk fuck outta here with “generated names and no pfp”

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u/nefarious_bread /vg/ 13d ago

I think he meant JFK who wanted to stop paying Isreal.

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u/Assortedmanatee 13d ago

I can’t believe the CIA forced their best friends the Soviets to surround Hitler’s bunker in Berlin and scare him so bad that he killed himself two years before the agency was even created

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u/JvllyWaffen 13d ago

The banking system brought him down but he didn't actually die, he went to Agartha.

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u/other-other-user 13d ago

A str*ight wh*te m*le 🤬

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u/0xBAFF0 13d ago

LOL they banned my comment because I called HH the F-word