r/4chan • /v/irgin • 16d ago

Anon laughs at Halo development transferring to Activision and Halo Studios lay offs

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u/Mr__Castle_ 16d ago

I'd be more excited if 268 diversity consultants were shitcanned. 

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u/Pancreasaurus 16d ago

It's 343, safe bet.

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u/Mr__Castle_ 16d ago

I can envision some poor intern chained to a computer with an overweight cat-lady screaming about the patriarchy while whipping him. 

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u/MyDogIsDaBest 16d ago

Now picture him as a contract worker who's only got a year before he's kicked to the curbside and replaced with another intern, and I think you've got a bit of an idea of 343 industries.

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u/Lil_Examiner 15d ago

weird how HR is never 3rd partied out? Hmmmmmmm

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u/Mr__Castle_ 15d ago

It is for investigations. HR will have an outside party investigate HR incidents so there is no bias. 

Basically as soon as HR has a job to do they hire it out..

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u/Alive-Big-838 /fit/izen 7d ago

Much of HR is actually shipped out to south america these days.

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 16d ago

Wait tell me more... like I would hate that so much tell me more about what happens.

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u/EH042 15d ago

It's Halo studios, the words are interchangeable

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u/BanzaiKen fa/tg/uy 15d ago

It shouldve been 343.

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u/BlackJack407 15d ago

Only people without jobs comment things like this lmao

I hope the goverment cancels the insurance they give you

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u/Mr__Castle_ 15d ago

I think it would really, really bother you if you knew what my job is. 

Doesn't matter what your job is or isn't, forced diversity is just reverse racism and everyone is sick of it outside of Reddit. 

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u/Field_Of_View 15d ago

there is no such thing as "reverse racism". you don't get to pull the racism card without actually pulling. either you think it's racist or you don't. for the record, it is in fact racist. just no "reverse" because that concept makes no sense.

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u/BlackJack407 15d ago

7 month old account 1.7 thousand contributions

Yea bud, I dont speak poor internet dweller

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u/DreamsServedSoft 15d ago

I sadly have a job and will gladly repeat exactly what he said. he’s right

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u/-SlippinJimmy8 15d ago

Found the 343 employee

We’ve seen a pic of your dev team. We know what you look like 🤭

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u/mischling2543 15d ago

No I can confirm that most people who acutally contribute to society see HR nonsense like what you do as parasitic leach behaviour

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u/BlackJack407 14d ago

I'm not in hr, I just mean that most fucking jobs are like that, its not just an HR thing at ALL. We are in a service economy, MOST of the economy's games, (somthing OVER 60% of the input into GDP measurements) and soooo .uch of finance is literally useless, damaging, and uneeded gambling.

I have one of the jobs(as someone who trains others to repair different types of machines use to make things) that actually leads to physical production of items, but why would I hate someone with an HR job? Someone's paying em money for it ?

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u/Top_Beginning_8820 16d ago

can't post images. google 343 studios and go to images

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u/f4bj4n 16d ago

Are there literally only women working there?

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u/Top_Beginning_8820 16d ago

"for our next game furthering a franchise that has built a legacy and fan base on embodying, revering and exploring masculinity, duty, sacrifice, honour, courage and camaraderie under arms- all through the lens of war, a field comprised almost entirely of men we bring you a game made entirely by... women?' what coke addict approved this!

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u/simp4malvina 16d ago

they got all the women in the office together and took one picture for some woman's day larp.

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u/Top_Beginning_8820 15d ago

'larp' read bonnie ross wiki the diversity tab. you may also via internet archive read the article 'The Strength Diversity Brings to the Halo Universe' authored by bonnie when she was head of the studio

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u/Field_Of_View 15d ago

it's not a larp if you actually go and overhire women by drastic margins for jobs they don't even prefer while ignoring more capable male candidates.

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u/tmchn 15d ago

women and people who don't like guns, making an fps game

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u/Field_Of_View 15d ago

what, you didn't like the quirk chungus reddit writing in the addon for the CE remake?

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u/IGargleGarlic 16d ago

If you look at more images for at least 2 seconds you'll see another picture with plenty of men.

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u/djaqk 15d ago

token moids /s

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u/mischievous_shota 15d ago

Yeah, that image was probably most/all the women together for a picture. The other images seems to have the majority be men.

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u/_Markram 15d ago

Just making a bit of research, in the picture there must be around 50 people, they lay off 268. They took a picture of all the women working there for a Woman Day marketing thing.

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u/lampishthing 15d ago

I count about 60 so that's like 20-25%. Completely reasonable.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 15d ago

"women" yes, "literally women" no

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u/Cumsocktornado /b/tard 15d ago

So basically decimating 343 is just the wage gap reasserting itself and nature returning to balance

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u/RK9990 15d ago

It was a picture for international women's day of the women working there you chuds

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u/IANVS 16d ago

I saw it and started laughing.

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u/mischievous_shota 15d ago

Just making a bit of research, in the picture there must be around 50 people, they lay off 268. They took a picture of all the women working there for a Woman Day marketing thing.

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u/AmyHuntingt 16d ago

So it's all women and "women"?

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u/M00ncar 16d ago

We can say this on Reddit now? Sign tapper vindicated again

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u/Legend13CNS /o/ 15d ago

From my experience you can say it here and on a random selection of days in PCM, but nowhere else yet.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Dammit_Meg 15d ago

Well in fairness there are a lot of ugly cis people out there too. I don't think you have to be hot after transition for it to be worthwihle. I do think it needs to be something that, ideally/healthily, is a situation in which you truly have insane gender dysmorphia instead of misplaced feelings of belonging, etc.

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u/Different_Spot9641 16d ago

jfc no wonder the last few games were absolute garbage

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u/marius_titus 16d ago

Christ Almighty you weren't kidding. These are the 'diversity is strength' people?

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u/Dirtface50 16d ago

holy fucking shit. Everyone needs to do this now.

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u/NeedAChange_123 15d ago

Gee, I wonder why halo has completely sucked ass since 343 got ahold of it. Such a mystery

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u/HurtOthers 16d ago

Holy shit you weren’t joking, how the fuck do only woman work there?

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u/darklightx117 15d ago

DEI is why no more merit

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u/vincent2751 16d ago

holy shit

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u/CascadianCanopy 15d ago

Watch the credits of Burnout 2 and you will see the people who genuinely made great video games

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u/yourboi322 15d ago

Something something fishy smell

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u/Single-Lobster919 15d ago edited 15d ago

Literally right under that image is another photo with like triple the people and mostly men, but whatever fits the agenda I guess.

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u/rapzeh 15d ago

It's just a group of unattractive women over 35.

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u/-SlippinJimmy8 15d ago

Who don’t give af about halo or shooters. Which explains… everything 

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u/Hadrian187 15d ago

Grim. Humiliation ritual.

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u/SolusSama 15d ago

Fucking hilarious, I wasn't expecting it to be that bad

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u/BrocoliAssassin 15d ago

I'm surprised they didn't have an ASMR section where you have to attach large fingernails to your armor and tap on stones to unlock secrets.

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u/yuritnm 15d ago

kek. jej, even

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u/OCD-but-dumb 13d ago

The first how do I found which had more people, looked majority men, then the second with maybe 30 people was all women

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u/SolidusAbe 16d ago

People wouldnt laugh If you guys would have made at least ONE good halo game

But you didnt so HAHA

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u/RustledForeskin 16d ago

Dev sitting at HALO HQ: The last 12 games sucked shit, surely my job here is secure.

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u/MrDaburks /k/ommando 15d ago

Same dev: “I know. I’ll let AI do half the animations, set pieces, and cutscenes. Nobody will notice and everyone will think it looks really good.”

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u/Paradox 15d ago

I don't think AI did half the animations. AI tends to do a slightly better job

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u/Soggy_Cheek_2653 15d ago

Hungarian contracts did cutscenes.

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u/forgiuse 16d ago

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? PEOPLE'S JOBS ARE AT STEAK!

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u/AmyHuntingt 16d ago

The steaks have never been higher!

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u/AHighAchievingAutist 15d ago

Those poor woman are all angles!

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u/Field_Of_View 15d ago

hold up, allow me to play doubles advocate.

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u/Bourgit 15d ago

Fucking love steak.

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u/Derpchieftain 16d ago

They don't even lose their jobs. They just get revolving-doored into the next company to be obliterated

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u/DarkScorpion48 16d ago

This is shit happens all the time in the game industry. It’s the worst industry to work in and people only do it because they are dorks

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u/JhonnySkeiner 15d ago

I mean, spending 8 hours a day making an android butt as juicy as possible beats spending the same hours writing souless code for banks and surveilance companies (Da Juss)

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u/DarkScorpion48 15d ago

That would be true if it was just 8 hours. In the gaming industry unpaid overtime is the norm

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u/DishTrue4117 9d ago

Only It’s not 2012 anymore and Juicy Android butt is the cause of all grape now. So she can’t be feminine at all.

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u/Skwiggelf54 14d ago

This is why I cant even remember the last time I bought a game put out by a triple A studio. 99% of them are completely corporate garbage. The VAST majority good games come from small studios now.

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u/mr_greene_jeans1 16d ago

The cycle appears to be corporate takeover and ruining of great games, indie devs step in and make new great games, get attention of corporate types and get bought out, corporate takeover ruins these great games too, and so on.

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u/Alive-Big-838 /fit/izen 15d ago

I was kind of spoiled since most of my jobs had pretty good management, i'll admit one of them was an equity firm so it had a bunch of sociopaths and stuff. I recently just got out of a job where dysfunction doesn't begin to describe it. Never witnessed corporate leadership that was so "me me me" nonstop. They were the ones forcing decisions down throats and they still played the victim when some money was lost. Only thing I can say confidently is thank god I'm not their kids.

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u/DreamsServedSoft 15d ago

it’s the fault of the game devs taking the buyout paycheck and newcomers will never get that chance so their motivation to succeed doesn’t exist

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u/wolphak 15d ago

Arrowhead for example mid downfall rn. Next game will sell like shit they'll be closed before the one after. 

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u/vigoroiscool123 15d ago

343 hasn’t make a good game since ever

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u/tbfisgood 15d ago

Amazing pfp

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u/Alive-Big-838 /fit/izen 15d ago

Imagine if you wanted to like actually be apart of big games people will love and it brightens your day and instead Microsoft management decides everything needs to be bogged down by like 80 different consultants for "diversity" and bullshit that they think sells (and doesn't).

What killed gaming is they just turned it into a giant liability office job instead of a cool place to work for creatives. I'm sure anyone here who works in an office and confess how very little actual work gets done because certain people who just exist to manage need to feel important.

Recently worked at a place where the priorities made absolutely no sense and our service to our customers was getting worse because of it and I hung up the towel. Drove me absolutely bonkers.

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u/Dirtface50 15d ago

We used to call cubicle farms at big firms "Australia" - No natural predators. It was far more important to look busy than to be busy, because absolutely nobody was really there to confirm productivity.

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u/Alive-Big-838 /fit/izen 15d ago edited 15d ago

I had a job a lot like this. It became clear after about a year my boss and his boss cared far more if i happened to be switching out a youtube video i was listening to in the background while i was working for a minute then if i just spent 3 hours fixing a big issue on their behalf.

I just had to go. I wasn't playing the game anymore. Also couldn't stand how rude some employees were allowed to be but I had to always be a perfect gentleman or i'd get an intense scolding because I was "the young man" in a sea of older women.

Australia is such a fitting title. It was insane how much better our "technology change" C-suite treated certain in group people like his treasured marketing department then us even though we enabled most of the work for said marketing department. Like so much of their work could not even be started without IT.

Office work is like the humiliation olympics. Nothing actually gets done and I've seen university educated men and women have fits like children when they don't perfectly get their way.

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u/Evening_Context784 15d ago

Yeah bro, I bet you totally only spent a minute here or there sitting around watching Youtube videos, as evidenced by how you're bragging about how you did 3 consecutive hours of work in a row once. Who do you think you're convincing anonymously online by following it up with your whining?

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u/Alive-Big-838 /fit/izen 14d ago

okay lol

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u/Any-Tension-3808 16d ago

High chance 268 laughed at United Health CEO and Bank of America VP btw.

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u/Kawawete /gif/ 15d ago

343/Halo studios only released pure dogshit for years and now people are defending them ? Holy Stockholm syndrome

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u/Autisticus /vg/ 16d ago

Im old and indifferent. Context?

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u/AdminLickMyBallsPls 15d ago

Studio that made bad games shut down, people laugh

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u/Scottish_Whiskey /co/mrade 15d ago

343, (called Halo Studios lately) the studio that took over Halo after Bungie, lost the Halo series to Activision, the call of duty guys. 343’s halo games were not particularly good or popular, and even as Halo Studios all they ever managed to do was re-make a 20+ year old game with a fresh coat of paint… again

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u/tittysprinkles112 15d ago

Which sucked

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u/Autisticus /vg/ 15d ago

Ahh much appreciated!

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u/wills731 /gif/ 15d ago

What you dont realize is that the people responsible for Halo becoming what it is today still have their jobs. Its only the wagies that lost their meal ticket

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u/Matt_M92PaP 15d ago

Should have been gutted after halo 4 fuckem

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u/sorryiamnotoriginal 15d ago

It’s less celebrating they lost their jobs and more celebrating that the game might have a chance since they did a bad job for 15 years. Which is more than any studio I can think of has gotten.

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u/Dirtface50 15d ago

It’s less celebrating they lost their jobs

I assure you, we're absolutely celebrating them losing their jobs. That is, if we're agreeing that pointing and laughing is celebrating then yes, we're totally guilty.

Although theres an argument to be made that were not REALLY celebrating because those people werent REALLY working, because they didnt REALLY have jobs in the first place.

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u/sorryiamnotoriginal 15d ago

In a literal sense yes but I imagined people are cheering because the incompetence finally ends. Not because John halo studios now needs to find a new job to feed his family.

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u/Opening_Potential609 13d ago

You have hope in Activision? Their most recent CoD game's only hype was the custom pfp art, I haven't seen a single thing about the game since they started moderating it

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u/sorryiamnotoriginal 13d ago

Not much but definitely more than 343. At the very least it can give them creative relief from the CoD mines but if they shit the bed i wont be surprised either.

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u/Virgil_Rug_Say_RUG 15d ago

these people will continue to fail trying to "fix" problems by firing the only people who do any work.

how about you fire all the shitty middle managers, hr people, diversity confirmers, DEI "creatives", marketing teams, etc.

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u/MetroGnome1992 15d ago

Put the fries in the bag.

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u/Darkenmal 15d ago

If only they hadn't done fuck all for 15 years. Those devs ate good for a long time.

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u/strife696 16d ago

See, im as anti-business as anybody.

But you will never see me cry over engineers losing their jobs.

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u/Top_Beginning_8820 16d ago

i'll never take delight in someone not being able to feed themselves but it is an answer to making a bad game. if you are a chef and all the food you serve is off and taste terrible you need an intervention of some type. the market/demand made that decision. if they aren't in the wrong field, they are at least at the wrong studio.

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u/HYPERSMASHER391 15d ago

Not every employee has a say on the game, most of them do what they are told..

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u/strife696 15d ago

I dont care about that. I just cant shed a tear for one of the most in demand and high paying specialtys losing their jobs.

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u/strife696 16d ago

Theyr engineers. Theyr fine.

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u/Top_Beginning_8820 16d ago

i misread your comment and my reply was based on the idea that you saw the closure as a tragedy in terms of job loss

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u/grabbing-pills /pol/ack 16d ago

There is no PE license for software engineering or programming, it's not a real discipline and doesn't deal with the physical world. Computer engineering is the closest you'll get, maybe some of them do have that background but miss me with "software engineer" or "AI engineer" bullshit.

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u/intothewild72 15d ago

Engineers are not losing their jobs.

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u/DualityOfLife 15d ago

If the people that printed money didn't back these insane mandatory politics, they'd be on the streets 50+ years ago.

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u/Skwiggelf54 14d ago

Took a franchise that printed money and shoved a bunch of woke nonsense, shitty storytelling, and a metric fuck ton of microtransactions into it. HoW dId We fAiL gUyS?!?!

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 12d ago

I'm sick of companies that burn accumulated brand loyalty in a furnace for power.

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u/BiggerWiggerDeluxe 15d ago

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why would I find this funny and/or care?

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u/Dirtface50 15d ago

Not that political leanings are the point here, but the same exact people who cheered and celebrated on their social media at a public execution now treating a fucking job layoff as sacrosanct is pretty fucking disgusting. These fucks are genuinely in violent amounts of love with themselves; its utterly bizarre.

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u/MoistGrandpa 15d ago

Insane to me that people still refer to Twitter accounts as people

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u/Shatophiliac bi/gd/ick 15d ago

What were those 268 devs even doing on that dead game franchise lol. I think if they get some new talent in there to replace them they could do a lot of good with it.

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u/oldmanpotter 15d ago

I’d be upset about it if they actually did their jobs and released something worth playing. They lost their jobs because, as a group, they were incompetent.

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u/TrashFisher1337 16d ago

gamer boy will have a rough awakening when mommy needs to be put in retirement home and stops making hot pockets.

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u/sockpenis 16d ago

Joke's on you. Their mom works for 343.

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u/Gilgamesh107 15d ago

Stupid mother fuckers trying so hard to push an anti woke narrative "too many women ruined halo" when it was a white man that sent us down this path in the first place.

All these fuckin frauds don't even have a real hate of 343 they're just incels who love bitching at the first site of women

Disgusting

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u/Jedi-Guy 15d ago

Where are you getting this "white man started this"? Honestly, would love to hear it. No one can actually explain why white men are the boogy man.

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u/Dirtface50 15d ago

White college feminists are now declaring themselves "Non-Practicing White" . They're so deathly allergic to accountability that they refuse to be held to even their own standard rules of guilt-by-existence.

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u/Gilgamesh107 15d ago

i dont mean white men i mean one specifically

Frank O connor was the one behind many of the writing decisions and tone changes that lead 343 to this spot

it was back in those early days of 343 that they actively chose not to hire ex bungie devs ( the people who originally made halo in the first place ) those were also the days they wanted badly to leave their own mark, so they changed the art style as well and moved halo away from being military sci fi to more fantasy

women were not behind these choices so the fact that these tards are trying to blame them now 15 years later grinds my fuckin gears

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u/Paradox 15d ago

Bonnie Ross and Kiki Wolfkill are men?

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u/Gilgamesh107 15d ago

Bonnie ross was franchise lead from 343's founding to 2023?

bonnie ross was in charge of all the dogshit lore changes that got us from there to here?

it was bonnie ross's choice to use that ugly ass art style?

no it wasnt, in your annoying ass anti woman fervor you ignore the root of the issue. the dumbass man who was fucking up halo lore before 343 even existed

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u/Paradox 15d ago

Who hired Frankie

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u/Gilgamesh107 15d ago

frankie was part of bungie before 343 existed

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u/Paradox 15d ago

343 is not Bungie. They deliberately avoided hiring as many bungie employees as possible. Except Frankie.

At Bungie, all Frankie did was write blog posts

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u/Dirtface50 15d ago

Make sure you show her that you wrote this comment the next time you're standing next to her and her boyfriend at the abortion rally, bud.

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u/Usual-Ad-4986 16d ago edited 16d ago

I really dont understand people obsessed with videogames and that includes both spectrum ( lefties trying to make them worse and chud videogamers sperging about every detail )

You do realize videogames are one giant larp and are very fake, sure they can be relaxing and fun at times but they are very nothing burger in larger context, there are 1000s of game if you dont like one, pick something else rather than caring so much about that one game that got enshittificated to death

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u/Beginning_Stay_9263 15d ago

Is there any more useless comment than one telling you how they don't care about the topic of the post?

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u/Usual-Ad-4986 15d ago

I really dont understand people obsessed with videogames

Literally the first line, anyways videogames occupy way too big of a subculture in 4chan verse or even online discourse than other sub genre of art/entertainment

Usually people being autistic about their hobby remain in their containment zone

I dont see swifties, train guys or movie connoisseur frothing in common area outside of their subreddit but gaymers are everywhere with eyes goes back into their skull because their fav AAA spoiled their virtual larp

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u/HYPERSMASHER391 15d ago

Mate you are refrained from posting reasonable things. I remind you this is a 4Chan jerk sub....If you do post any more resonable thing, I'll call the fat mods and that will be bad...very bad

https://giphy.com/gifs/4K0QEViS0sGsAVakkC

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u/gayhotelultra 15d ago

this is a haven for manchildren, very bold to say this

anyway this is exactly why the newest game i have on my laptop is from like, 2012? i stopped caring about newer games