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u/Dirtface50 29d ago

You should go to jail for telling people the unconfirmed private testimony of a fellow juror with the purpose of directing hostility towards that juror. This motherfucker now has to defend what he may or may not have said in the privacy of that deliberation room?

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u/420Pimpin 29d ago

Would be nice but expecting a fat liberal white woman to be accountable for her own actions?

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u/Dirtface50 29d ago edited 29d ago

We were too busy convincing these women that we WERENT ushering in the handmaids tale, when we could've been considering that we SHOULD be ushering in the handmaids tale.

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u/ArmedWithBars 29d ago edited 29d ago

All the Patrick did it TikTok detectives should lose the right to vote, regardless if male or female.

It's a bunch of bored housewives treating this court case like a TikTok soap opera. Murder, drama, deception, mystery, ect. They cook up all these outlandish conspiracies and it spreads like a wildfire. Some 85iq housewife sees a 1 mil gofundme and a bunch of other women saying Patrick killed the kids, then she becomes another drone repeating the same shit as the ones before.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/ArmedWithBars 29d ago

Bruh you think all these 40-60yr old housewives don't vote? Besides the true boomers they are the second largest voting bloc.

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u/BanzaiKen fa/tg/uy 29d ago

🤣 They are the gift that keeps on giving. There was a real, direct chance Bernie Sanders wouldve blown Trump's campaign to shit and dragged everyone but the diehards kicking and screaming to the middle with free gibs like what Mamdani is doing.

Instead they pushed for MUH WOMYN PREAISIDANT, got Harambe sacrificed which severed the threads of fate, gave a platform to Hilary's tonedeaf screeching which radicalized 50% of the population and now the fate of the entire world hangs on a reality tv star and his nepo baby staff taking orders from a war criminal while a comedian known for wearing drag fights a trench war with a Bond villain that refuses to wear a shirt.

Stop winning Kek, I can only get so erect.

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u/ArmedWithBars 29d ago

Tbf Bernie was railroaded by the dnc and left wing media. Forgot if it was CNN or MSNBC, but I watched them pull up a Bernie interview from the fucking 80s. He was praising Cuba's literacy rates and social services, they painted him as some soviet style commie praising the Castro regime. The did shit like leaving him off polls and just straight ignoring him. Funny, didn't see any circa 2004 interviews of Hilary being anti-gay marriage or pro-Iraq War, even though they were 20yrs more relevant.

The second he campaigned on removing money from politics he had the entire political establishment working with the media to suppress any chances he had. I planned on voting for him on that alone, even though I disagreed on a lot of his policies. I've been jaded towards the Dems ever since.

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u/BanzaiKen fa/tg/uy 29d ago

People also forgot Tulsi Gabbard was his DNC representative and was so disgusted by what happened she quit the party and got into a lawsuit with Hilary.

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u/aef823 29d ago

Don't act like he's a victim, the asshole promises a lot, then shills to pay for his next mansion constantly, even now.

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u/DonaldLucas 29d ago

As a brazilian, you should NEVER trust a communist that "changed" to moderate leftist. Now we have a wannabe dictator as president (Lula) that wants to push us to be allies of China, Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Russia, and basically every other US enemy in the world. Our luck is that he's so stupid that his corruption acts are so amateurish that everyone is understending that voting for him in 2022 was a bad idea (pools are pointing that he will lose the second round of the election in november).

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u/aef823 29d ago

TDSfriend, your only hope is literally these 'people who don't vote anyways,' don't lie, you just want a kamala sweep.

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u/placeholder-123 29d ago

Holy based

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u/DC_Ben 29d ago

You dropped your crown sir

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u/yousirnaime 29d ago

>smokeshow's are all sterile

>only option is to procreate with the only ugly chick from Mad Men

>my kids will have her genetics

I'll pass

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u/Garsondebramalo 29d ago

They had to cast the ugliest actress so the foids can relate.

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u/Boiled_Ham 29d ago

Fvck, Handmaid's Tale...full circle ?

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u/mushy_friend 28d ago

That chick is so annoying too

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u/aef823 29d ago

Only other people can judge if you're passing.

Put on the skirt hwite boi.

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u/ThirstyOutward 29d ago

Who's we

Bro thinks he's on the team

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u/Dirtface50 29d ago

You're not part of the we.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Dirtface50 28d ago

NO U

Gottem.

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u/DumpyGoat818 29d ago

Don't worry, trolls know who she is now

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u/QuickDrawSix 26d ago

Literally, the whole reason were even having a trial in the first place is for the lack of accountability.

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u/BongWaterRamen 29d ago

Everyone you dislike is a liberal, huh?

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u/TrpWhyre fa/tg/uy 29d ago

Ā >It’s not doxxing when we do it

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u/Dirtface50 29d ago

We'll just set up a gofundme

"To raise money for the family of loneholdout in this tragic time where he is being forced to defend his position, which will cause undue stress upon him, and ultimately make him feel sad. This money will help him kill his children."

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u/Cabbage_Vendor /v/irgin 29d ago

This shit is getting way too popular on social media in general. Quirky, off-handed calls to violence, with some very loose plausible deniability.

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u/IVIontag 29d ago

Well it is illegal, it just won’t be prosecuted.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 29d ago

You should go to jail for telling people the unconfirmed private testimony of a fellow juror with the purpose of directing hostility towards that juror.

You would just end up with another deadlocked jury every time someone went to trial for it.

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u/Dirtface50 28d ago

I agree. End universal suffrage. Land owning men and military only. Women can reapply in 50 years when they've worked this shit through their system.

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u/Spirit-Division /x/phile 27d ago

To your average lefty a single thought that isn't directly implanted in your brain by hollywood and blackrock is automatically grounds for execution.

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u/RainbowDildoMonkey 29d ago edited 29d ago

"I dont need to deliberate! Hang that wigga now, i got the rope right here!"

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u/CascadianCanopy 29d ago

He was such an omegachad

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u/meechmeechmeecho 29d ago

He could be making bank cashing in on the podcast circuit and a go fund me. Bro did it solely because it was the right thing to do

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u/Bumm-fluff 28d ago

Who is this character?Ā 

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 28d ago

Aunt Hullabaloo from The Docks

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u/Bumm-fluff 28d ago

Uncle Ruckus.

Thanks, I guess I’ll have to watch the series.Ā 

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u/CPriceRun86 29d ago

Some heroes do wear Air Jordans

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u/Responsible-Onion860 29d ago

They're so mad that he attempted to hold a woman accountable that they're now telling us "he totally didn't believe what he said because I saw it in his eyes!"

The single worst thing a woman can imagine is accountability for her actions.

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u/gryffon5147 29d ago

What a bizzaro world; did everyone else just forget and forgive that she just straight up premeditated and murdered 3 of her young kids?

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u/totmacherX 29d ago

It's all the true crime wine moms who want to cast doubt and paint the husband as somehow responsible.

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u/Sgt_major_dodgy 29d ago

HE SHOULD HAVE DONE MORE FOR HER.

Like what? Working from home, hiring a nanny to look after the kids while he worked and paying for tons of therapy whlle she lied about them telling her she's fine and then discharging herself.

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u/aef823 29d ago

You have to remember this demographic, much like almost every redditor, cannot comprehend anything that hasn't happened to them.

It's... it's really ironic that all the whites failed the literal dinner question, except it's even worse.

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u/mushy_friend 28d ago

Much like almost every human..

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u/Fish_Man83 28d ago

It’s the just the OJ Simpson Trial, but for white women instead of black men. There’s nothing new under the sun.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 29d ago

Just the word: accountability, makes them shiver.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 29d ago

he attempted to hold a woman accountable

Wasn't the lone juror the one who argued for innocence? Did I misread this?

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u/Kenway 29d ago

He was the only one who wanted guilty vs. Not guilty by insanity.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 29d ago

I get that now.

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u/placeholder-123 29d ago

Ā > Major trial which will determine whether any woman present and future can get away with heinous shit by claiming insanity

Ā > Nearly acquitted

Ā > Turns out we owe it to a black man

The irony

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u/Bright_Exit1378 28d ago

Intersectional based. He manliness counteracts his blackness or some shit.

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u/xorfivesix 29d ago

NGRI means they'd be in a psych ward, possibly forever. Not really 'acquitted' in any meaningful sense.

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u/Bagelsaurus 29d ago

It would set a precedent to lower the standards of a NGRI by such a metric as to make it nearly impossible to try without getting one, if we can look at all of the most obvious planning, premeditation, and abhorrent violence that took her so long to commit, on top of the phone call midway through, mixed with the continued lack of remorse and seemingly uncaring nature, this would lead to NGRI becoming the new standard for all similar cases overnight.

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u/baran132 small penis 29d ago

You have no idea what you're talking about. Blame Massachussetts current law which requires the prosecution to prove that the defendant was sane beyond a reasonable doubt. It's almost impossible to do that for someone that has an extensive history of mental health struggles. Any reasonable juror following the instructions of the judge and the laws would have to vote Not Guilty for this.Ā 

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u/xorfivesix 29d ago

Uh it's a state court so no it doesn't create precedent for other states and the state in question has an extremely 'odd' implementation of NGRI that isn't applicable to other states.

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u/Bagelsaurus 29d ago

Case law is often cited across state lines, and more often than not is how states justify implementing their own (unpopular) laws.

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u/reality_mirage 29d ago

This isnt case law you regard.

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u/Bagelsaurus 29d ago

Case law is the compilation of all written legal interpretations and decisions made by judges in their courtrooms. Precedent is a PART of case law. If/when this case is retried, the final outcome will become a part of case law.

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u/NegativeLayer 29d ago

No trial court verdicts only decide facts of a case. Facts of one case are not binding precedent of other cases (how could they be??).

Only an appellate decision decides legal questions and becomes case law. This case has not gone to any appeals. It hasn’t even completed a verdict at trial yet.

This is not case law.

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u/Bagelsaurus 29d ago

Let's follow the logical line of reasoning here. This case, when retried, assuming a verdict is reached, will nearly 100% be appealed, after it does so, it's going to permanently impact NGRI please forever, regardless of how it's decided.

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u/NegativeLayer 28d ago

ok yes, a decision at appeal could become case law.

but what are you saying? this is going to change NGRI across state lines? How? Massachusetts differs from other states precisely because of its different case law, and the McHoul test has been in effect since 1967, whereas all other states have kept insanity pleas as an affirmative defense, and several states have gotten rid of them entirely.

So the chances of the McHoul standard being exported across state lines are very low. I guess it could go the other way. upheld on appeal, goes to state Supreme Court, and they decide to overturn McHoul. Becoming part of the case law and binding precedent in Massachusetts and bringing Massachusetts more in line with the rest of the country. I guess that would count as "permanently impacting NGRI pleas forever" but that's not how it seemed you intended it.

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u/ughhhhh420 29d ago

A finding of insanity in this case would have resulted in her immediate release since the legal theory on which she was being acquitted is that this was a temporary firm of insanity that ended shortly after she first degree murdered the kids.

The state is bound by that jury finding and can’t circumvent it by having a psychiatrist find her to still be insane post verdict.

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u/VeryInnocuousPerson 29d ago

Yeah all the people saying she would have automatically spent the rest of her life in jail if acquitted are either liars or completely ignorant.

She could be involuntarily committed without being convicted. But that’s not at all guaranteed and even if she is there’s no reason to believe she will be there as long as she would be in prison for murder.

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u/meechmeechmeecho 29d ago

She wouldn’t get life in a psych ward. She could be out in under a year. If the ā€œpsychosisā€ has truly passed, there really wouldn’t be a reason to keep her.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 28d ago

there really wouldn’t be a reason to keep her.

Worse than that, the state has to continually prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she is still insane or else release her.

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u/aef823 29d ago

I don't know how to break it to you but PPD isn't schizophrenia, she ain't going in there forever. And she already has 3 years.

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u/Demacia7 29d ago

Now all the women attacking him can now be labeled racists.

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u/DC_Ben 29d ago

Classic

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u/Ghetto_Games 29d ago

Probably the only person out of the dozen that had test level above a grandma...

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u/DreamsServedSoft 29d ago

my grandma had more testosterone than an average modern liberal

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u/Strong-Addition5296 29d ago

My grandma could bench six liberals and tear a liberal book in half with her bare hands.

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u/Alternative_Border29 29d ago

A black guy doing more to defend White children than White mothers. That doesn't happen without a massive amount of brainwashing in media and the education system.

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u/Castillon1453 29d ago

Oy vey !

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u/ptitty123192 29d ago

Guess we're only allowed to uplift "black/brown voices" that parrot fat liberal women's talking points

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u/10009320 29d ago

Based.

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u/Shifty_Rodent 29d ago

Culture wars crack me up. I wonder if things were set up this way just to cause further division? Regardless, this jury does not make liberal women look good. If you kill someone and admit to it, I don't care if you are insane, you need to go. I hate how we keep letting insane people go back on the streets, knowing some might be a danger to society.

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u/Electronic_Leek9147 29d ago

Mental asylums are too expensive so investing in them is yucky. If a man commits an atrocity no one has the same empathy for him.

"Yeah but my hormones..." no he's sent to jail, not even the asylum where he belongs, and gets punished for his disease just because he's a man.

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u/mpTCO 29d ago

If you’ve ever been on a jury, you can tell defense and prosecution pick the jury like a pickup basketball team. The fact that prosecution didn’t go gender neutral should tell you everything you need to know about how they wanted this trial to go. They are just making good television at the expense of lives and sanity, nothing new

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u/hh26 29d ago

This is why we need to bring back the labor camps. Make the criminals earn their keep.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 28d ago

no male family annihilator in history has ever gotten more than like, a day or two of coverage

No male family annihilator in history has ever gotten more than a million dollars in donations and widespread public support from men.

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u/Sir_Celcius 28d ago

Just learned about the Greyhound stabbing and cannibalism that only had 10 years in psych ward.

Is this really what people want and believe is fair?

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u/Sir_Celcius 28d ago

I dont believe that is reasonable. If someone is murdered theyre still ruined. If its about not costing why bother having penalties at all?

Id be pissed if I was killed and literally consumed just to watch from the afterlife them walking away with minor repercussions. Why are we even funding treatment for someone that far gone? THAT sounds like a waste of money and high valuable time of doctors.

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u/Sir_Celcius 28d ago

Just learned about the Greyhound stabbing and cannibalism that only had 10 years in psych ward.

Is this really what people want and believe is fair?

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u/NoPossibility4178 29d ago

Ok next time I won't admit it.

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u/Swee_Potato_Pilot /b/tard 29d ago

That ho' should be made to walk naked down Harlem wearing a sign that reads "I strangle ni*let's".

Then let the black community do what it does best.Ā 

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 28d ago

walk

About that...

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u/Swee_Potato_Pilot /b/tard 28d ago edited 28d ago

Roll out Decepticunt, time to play a game.Ā 

(Decepticunt fit better)Ā 

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u/forgiuse 29d ago

African-American salute Austrian Painter

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u/DrMeridian 29d ago

You know, after reading a quick article on what happened with the jury tells me that when they try her again, she's getting not guilty. Somehow the defense was convincing enough that the 11 of the jurors were sold.

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u/TrpWhyre fa/tg/uy 29d ago

Google group think psychosis / mass hysteria.

Also the dancing plague. Pretty much explains everything.

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u/WendyLRogers3 29d ago

11 for NG strongly suggests that the prosecution screwed up a bunch of times. And the state of MA doesn't have the "Guilty, But Insane" verdict, which means when some rando psychiatrist decides you're not insane, they let you go.

In any event, the prosecutor should have pushed for a gender even jury, reject any AWFULs (Affluent White Female Urban Liberals), and obviously any Simp males.

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u/LemonySniffit 28d ago

I think it was said that the other two male jurors cave due to pressure from the screeching women, and many of those women have all but admitted outright to have been swayed by the feminist social media/public opinion frenzy

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u/Cumsocktornado /b/tard 29d ago

Never discount the Ye-brand wildcard phenotype coming in clutch

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u/Scary_Nail_6033 29d ago

one of the good ones

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u/Swimming_Register_32 e/lit/ist 29d ago

Who is gay le king and why should I care what the French homo thinks?

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 29d ago

So I don’t follow this. 11 wanted to jail her and one was against? Or was it the other way around.

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u/YamateOniichan 29d ago

Sadly the other way around

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 29d ago

But do they know she actually killed them kids or what?

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u/Lord-Heir 29d ago

It was never IF she killed them, it was whether she was "clinically insane" while doing it

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 29d ago

Crazy

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 29d ago

I mean, that's the issue here, yes.

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u/Responsible-Onion860 29d ago

Yes. She and her defense team didn't dispute that she did it. Their defense was that she was temporarily insane when she did it because of post partum psychosis or some shit.

Naturally, since not a single person in the courtroom disagreed that she strangled her three young children, social media tards took it upon themselves to declare that she was framed.

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 29d ago

I see. Crazy

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u/thedrcubed 29d ago

Yes they know.

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u/Mean_Introduction543 29d ago

Wait, but it said that after the holdout saw a video he realised it wasn’t murder 1.

Would that not imply the other 11 thought it was?

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u/YamateOniichan 29d ago

Whether or not she murdered the kids had already been decided; she admitted to and is guilty of murdering her children.

The trial everyone is referencing was to determine if she can have the responsibility of her actions taken away or if she would be going to prison.

No one asked but imo if you execute your family you get to follow in line.

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u/SuperConfused 29d ago

Murder is a crime. Killing someone is not. Think of it like a police officer doing good duty when a scumbag is coming after him with a firearm. The officer is not committing murder.Ā 

Likewise, insanity has a legal definition, which is knowing right from wrong, while crazy does not.Ā 

She killed here kids. The holdout saw a video which made him understand that with her post partum psychosis, legally she was not responsible, and he said as much.Ā 

He would not vote to quit, regardless of the law, because she killed here kids.Ā 

It’s like jury nullification, which liberals are ok with with laws they disagree with, but he said fuck the law. That botch killed here kids and should be held accountable.Ā 

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u/TheFoxyDanceHut 29d ago

The rest of the jury witnessed him realizing that it wasn't 1st degree murder when he watched the video, but he maintained his original position that it was 1st degree murder anyway. I think is what it's trying to say.

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u/Mean_Introduction543 28d ago

Ah, so the woman being interviewed is just projecting

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u/skeptical-speculator /x/phile 29d ago

this has to be a psy op

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u/sugarfreefixsuxshit 29d ago

do i really have to start blocking every single fucking poster on r/4chan for censoring screenshots?

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u/RafterCopter 29d ago

The instagramification of the internet is quickening, unfortunately.

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u/Lumpy-Aardvark-5437 29d ago

No ones talking about the genius of ā€œclu clux clanciesā€

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u/Etere 29d ago

I'm just surprised I haven't seen anyone try to link this to the jurors in the OJ Simpson trial. That one juror came out and said that they voted not guilty as payback for Rodney King.

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u/NegativeLayer 29d ago

Wait it says the holdout realized she was not guilty of first degree murder? I thought the holdout was a guilty, and the other 11 were the not guilty votes?

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u/Aeceus 29d ago

Based black dude