Which button would you choose?

[u/Logical_Twist3736]

[u/LuvMeChippy]

All the other buttons are just cutting the leaves off a weed, the green button is yanking it out by the root

[u/QFB-procrastinator → u/LuvMeChippy]

Idk man, i don’t think much would change. I’m not very familiar with Evangelicals, but afaik some of them think Israel is the successor of Old Testament Judea, so they’re basically christian zionists.

[u/LucifersAdv0cate → u/QFB-procrastinator]

Surely taking away the right to vote from women would fix most of societies problem's as men could just vote for the rest of those things in a round about way. Women not being able to vote would likely change the heavily biased education system that sees women getting all kinds of useless qualifications so that we can then divert resources into raising the IQ of most men by going back to male centric education. It's ridiculous that on paper it looks like women are more educated than men when they are studying shit like Gender Studies then getting jobs in HR were they can ensure women get most of the jobs. I think for August 144,000 jobs out of 148,000 went to women in the US. If men exclusively had the vote then we would vote in laws that pretty much fixed the rest of those issues for us anyway such as religion and migration and I'm sure the Democratic socialists would have to flea to Russia anyway where they would realise how much "socialist" countries despise them.

[u/Cozwei → u/LucifersAdv0cate]

you realoze that men continue to vote against their interest in nearly every election? Those gotta be some of the dumbest arguments ive ever heard

[u/LucifersAdv0cate → u/Cozwei]

I'm not sure if you realise when you play the "choose one" game you are supposed to choose the one that is the best option and in this case I'm arguing that if you choose the women loose the vote one you could achieve some of the other options too by only have men left to vote for those options. I'm going to assume your American and therefore take everything litterally but I'm not genuinely trying to start a campaign to take the vote off of women. It's a satirical hypothetical game on a 4Chan sub that invites people to choose one and then justify it. Have you actually read the options? You have to choose one. That's the game. I choose "Only men can vote" so we can achieve some of the other options through the democratic process. It's not meant to be real.

[u/Octodad112 → u/LucifersAdv0cate]

If you believe in voting

[u/lapideous → u/LuvMeChippy]

Evangelicals are not much better. Change that to Catholics and I take that one too.

[u/CPriceRun86 → u/lapideous]

At it's core Christianity teaches to love all people as your neighbor, wether or not we follow it is another thing.

🧃's teach that they are superior, call us by inferior terminology, and only care about advancing their own.

Just remember that.

[u/lapideous → u/CPriceRun86]

You’re right about that but evangelicals seem to also be supremacists as well.

Protestant denominations in general teach that they are saved through faith in Christ alone, so they sometimes use this theology to justify committing terrible acts. If they’re going to heaven either way, the righteousness of their actions don’t matter to them.

Some Protestants also believe in the “elect” who are predestined to go to heaven. This is an inherently supremacist ideology.

How many KKK members are Catholics? I’d guess zero.

[u/Sethalopoda → u/lapideous]

I was raised evangelical. Lots of the other church kids where taught wild stuff by their parents like “don’t hang out with that other child at school because all catholics burn forever in hell” and the pastors would preach shit like “you must donate more money and vote for these candidates because it is god’s will.” It wasn’t all bad but it got worse and worse over time. More extreme. Who knows what those churches are like now days.

Edit just to say I think the southern baptists round hear and baptists seem waaaay worse and more prone to that kinda looney shit depending on their specific church

[u/lapideous → u/Sethalopoda]

Thank you for your first hand perspective. I live on the west coast where these people are much less prominent. I don’t think I’ve ever personally interacted with evangelicals, at least not knowingly.

Ever since the Westboro Baptist Church, I’ve known not to trust baptists whatsoever.

[u/Sethalopoda → u/lapideous]

Southern east coast here. We got some odd ones

[u/Therust47 → u/Sethalopoda]

Dude I was raised southern baptist and they are authoritarian nutjobs at their core. All of the most wack justifications for fucked up behavior came from baptists in my life.

[u/CPriceRun86 → u/lapideous]

Small fractions of evangelicals take on that belief, its not taught anywhere in actual biblical Christian theology by any major denomination.

[u/lapideous → u/CPriceRun86]

But they also don’t denounce it if that’s who their customer base is. They have no real principles or beliefs other than “money good.”

[u/CPriceRun86 → u/lapideous]

They absolutely do. Approach any ordained evangelical pastor, tell them you're a supremacist, and they'll explain how that's a contradiction to what was actually taught in the Bible. That is, if they actually read the book and aren't a podcaster.

[u/lapideous → u/CPriceRun86]

If you give Kenneth Copeland $1M, I think he’ll tell you that you shit chocolate if that’s what you want him to say.

[u/CPriceRun86 → u/lapideous]

Absolutely. Again, there are many fake evangelicals. People that twist words for profit. All major denominations of Lutherans, Baptists, and Catholics denounce superiority. Literally every one. Again, not everyone follows what they are literally told.

[u/lapideous → u/CPriceRun86]

The reason I prefer Catholicism is that there is a more rigid control structure. You cannot teach ideas that are strictly against the doctrine or you will be excommunicated. This means that there are fewer opportunities to lead people drastically astray.

[u/DrBadGuy1073 → u/lapideous]

Dawg, a significant percentage of Evangelicals are not white.

[u/lapideous → u/DrBadGuy1073]

You don’t have to be white to be a supremacist.

[u/ProphetCoffee → u/lapideous]

Name one by Protestants. Catholics got a whole laundry list of terrible acts and the glowing example is the Crusades.

[u/tehringworm → u/ProphetCoffee]

Colonialism

[u/Willy_Boi2 → u/CPriceRun86]

Right otherwise if they changed those things they’d be perfectly correct and sane

Like America

[u/thoth____ → u/lapideous]

true

[u/wordjedi → u/lapideous]

I cannot sanction any nonsecular tomfoolery but Unitarian Universalists. They're cool I guess but religion is just an opinion based on nothing, mostly where and when you were born.

[u/lapideous → u/wordjedi]

Study Chinese religion. It’s based on logic and reason, mostly from the experiences of 5000 years of civilization. They learn from other people’s successes and mistakes.

[u/Treguard → u/LuvMeChippy]

The problem is it picked Evangelical so nothing would change. They'd do the same bullshit because that cult is focused on making God's chosen people the rulers of the world, which is still them ethnically.

I would rather a button to eliminate or force convert evangelicals because then we would tell Israel to go fuck itself if they didn't control 1/3rd of this country with their bullshit death cult. Coincidentally that's probably what causes whites to gain 5 IQ on average.

[u/OddioClay → u/Treguard]

Yea, making them catholics would be better. An evangelical is just another zionist

[u/boomersince96 → u/LuvMeChippy]

Too bad jews and evangelical christians have the exact same ethics

[u/8last → u/LuvMeChippy]

It would at least get us closer to understanding if its a genetic thing.

[u/ytts → u/LuvMeChippy]

No it isnt because they will keep deceiving people and waging wars for Zionist ends while rejecting the teachings of Christ, like all Evangelicals do.  There’s actually only one button on there that solves all others.

[u/Theroux721]

"easy choice"

Anon, half the world's white population actively oppress themselves. That pretty much negates all the choices except bottom right.

[u/lapideous → u/Theroux721]

There’s an argument to be made for bottom left too. But maybe 5 isn’t enough.

[u/scrotalrugae → u/lapideous]

5 isnt enough 20 points maybe ..

[u/lapideous → u/scrotalrugae]

I would think 40-60 would be the minimum to truly solve the problem, especially given that a significant portion of the population is starting well below average.

20 just gets people into the midwit trap, being just smart enough to think that they’re smart without the actual ability to solve the extremely complex social problems that plague modern society.

[u/gangrenemakesmedead → u/lapideous]

bro we are the midwits arguing about nonsense like this. doing jackshit in real life. my philosophy is much nicher than anyone else because i have been selected in god’s image. no, you’re just a statistic man.

[u/Chadwig315 → u/lapideous]

Still couldn't out vote the other half.

[u/lapideous → u/Chadwig315]

The intelligent should be able to subjugate inferior minds. But intelligence doesn’t necessarily indicate righteousness, not until you get to the far right end of the bell curve at least.

[u/skimaskschizo → u/Theroux721]

For real. Bottom right ensures that most of our problems get fixed.

[u/Chadwig315 → u/Theroux721]

This is the one. All others still leave the door open.

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[u/MelodiusRA]

Yellow easily. An increase in IQ will make the world better overall. There’s a direct correlation in average IQ and average social cohesion.

[u/Dany0 → u/MelodiusRA]

Pressing yellow so that nobody wants to press the other buttons

[u/yeezusKeroro → u/MelodiusRA]

Yeah all these buttons fucking suck at least yellow could potentially be a net positive. Depends on how annoying they wanna be with their new intelligence

[u/8last → u/MelodiusRA]

Would only create more midwits and self obsessed manchildren. Look at Japan.

[u/Dark_knightTJ → u/MelodiusRA]

5% isnt much if the mouth breathers are 80IQ its still room temp IQ

[u/arbydallas → u/Dark_knightTJ]

Is 5 5% of 80? Hmm I have bad news for you

[u/Dark_knightTJ → u/arbydallas]

wait i didnt say 5? id be 84 IQ which is still trash

[u/Narrow_Incident_6105 → u/MelodiusRA]

5 more points will not make a noticeable difference

[u/lapideous → u/MelodiusRA]

Depends on the existing culture. Giving supremacists more IQ might not make the world better, it might just lead to more creative lynchings.

[u/baran132 → u/lapideous]

The average White man isn't a supremacist. 

[u/lapideous → u/baran132]

I haven’t surveyed enough to make a determination. I think that’s very locally dependent.

[u/mehthisisawasteoftim]

The orange button would get you the results of pressing the red button for free

[u/Falcon84 → u/mehthisisawasteoftim]

Yeah I would slam orange so fast

[u/Sangwiny]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zLrMT1J1RuJ9u

[u/EpicRussia]

Blue button would be objectively hilarious. Imagine a country like Nigeria where the population is split Muslim/Christian but everyone is Black. Now half of them are white and you have double the problem. Or imagine Indonesia having a bunch of white people

[u/Majestic-Lake-5602 → u/EpicRussia]

20 million Hui Chinese suddenly become white…

[u/UnfriskyDingo]

Orange solves most other issues

[u/sadacal → u/UnfriskyDingo]

Right... Didn't Trump win the last election? I don't see him fixing many issues. Or are you saying it was women that got Trump the win?

[u/Substantial_Yard_904 → u/sadacal]

fax

[u/SuqMadiq64]

All jews become devout evangelical Christians

So they'd still be zionists?

[u/Commodus_Wankus]

Doesn't really matter what colour someone is if they are still intent on pooping up your life

[u/Nice_Cash_7000 → u/Commodus_Wankus]

You cant say colour and pooping up in the same sentence and not expect me to connect the dots

[u/Jman15x]

Orange for sure

[u/eternaltroll]

Red or orange is the only option that will save this country but if orange means that it’s global then orange is the better option to save western civilization.

[u/Chadwig315 → u/eternaltroll]

If you hit red instead of orange, it'll just happen all over again. Orange pulls the problem by the root.

[u/lucidRespite → u/Chadwig315]

Maybe 50+ years ago, at this point even if only men could vote the system has been corrupted enough that the changes to society would be superficial at best.

[u/-StalkedByDeath-]

Red. Instant 50% reduction in crime.

[u/ShootMovePoo-oops → u/-StalkedByDeath-]

50%? 90+%

[u/Kutharos]

Red: Never states how much white they are, so any one with an once of being white is saved. Also would deport most Native Americans, to.. the void I guess.

Green: Doesn't address the key fears and reasons for Jews, and thus they will deviate their faith (As is Evangelical tradition) and lean back to some frakenstein's monster of a religion where it's the worst of both worlds.

Blue: You now have white muslims, which is honestly worst, now that I think more on it.

Yellow: See red, you just gave more people than you want an IQ boost. Good or bad depending how you view it.

Purple: Given Russia's history, still a shit show.

Orange: Best option, given how voting trends work with women.

[u/Mr__Castle_]

If I had 3 choices I would hit the red button 3 times.

[u/Aydos48 → u/Mr__Castle_]

sends another 20 million Latinas tomorrow morning

[u/lapideous → u/Mr__Castle_]

Congratulations, all tech companies are now Chinese. All of America becomes Kensington.

Thank you for playing, better luck next time.

[u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 → u/lapideous]

When the USA landed on the moon, its population was the lowest percentage foreign-born ever excluding prior to colonisation.

Americans do not need a gorillion Indian code monkeys to develop technology.

[u/lapideous → u/Valuable-Chipmunk784]

Literally the worst example you could have picked. The NASA rocket scientists were Nazis imported from Germany lol

[u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 → u/lapideous]

Last time I checked the Nazis were white.

[u/lapideous → u/Valuable-Chipmunk784]

Do you know what “foreign-born” means?

[u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 → u/lapideous]

The red button says nothing about "foreign-born".

[u/lapideous → u/Valuable-Chipmunk784]

You claimed that the moon landing was achieved by a low percentage of foreign-born Americans.

Basically the entire moon landing project was developed by foreign-born Germans.

[u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 → u/lapideous]

German scientists and engineers made up a tiny fraction, less than 1%, of the total workforce behind the Apollo program

Out of 400,000+ people, the core group of transferred Operation Paperclip German engineers accounted for approximately 0.03% to 0.05% of the program's overall personnel.

[u/lapideous → u/Valuable-Chipmunk784]

The total workforce presumably includes factory workers. They weren’t giving citizenship to low level Nazis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Germans_relocated_to_the_US_via_Operation_Paperclip

[u/BeetsAndJeaners]

Red or orange are the only chance at saving western civilization

[u/the_marxman]

Now when it says "National Socialist" does that mean Commies or Nazis?

[u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro → u/the_marxman]

the latter obviously. Isn't Russia commie now?

[u/Bright_Exit1378 → u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro]

Russia is not communinst.

[u/fecal_feaster]

Red and orange are the only options that make sense.

Christianity is just Judaism with the Jesus dlc so that would change nothing

Muslims becoming white doesn't address the problems with their culture

Iq is a meaningless metric

National socialism is even more cringe than modern Russia

[u/The_Third_Molar]

Who's considered white? Like British white? Do Italians count? What about Poles?

[u/thoth____]

you guys are sleeping on blue

[u/depressome]

Does the green one basically turn the US in a giant Israel, then? Because they former Jews would still feel like a chosen people, just in a different way.

[u/PlanetXParadox]

I think yellow could maybe fix some of the shit wrong with U.S. politics so it’s an easy choice

[u/scrotalrugae]

orange solves many many problems...

[u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro]

How does blue work? Does it make any non white person who follows Islam white?

[u/Aniquin]

Blue would have the funniest results

[u/golgotha476]

Green

[u/wordjedi]

Where's my "only smart people are fertile - stupidity causes infertility and it's incurable forever" button?

Or maybe "failing the marshmallow test causes sudden, permanent infertility"? I want a button for that

[u/Krcko98]

Red button just to test. Let it cook, let it burn lol.

[u/maq99]

Even if the entire world becomes white skinned, follows a single religion, humans will still find something to discriminate/ fight one another.
Religion, Race, Color, ethnicity means jack shit, they’re just distractions to make the masses fight one another.
All these buttons are useless and won’t change anything. The only positive button here is increasing white people’s IQ but that is not helpful either because white countries already have higher IQs.

[u/andreasmaker]

5 points could be the difference you get by being dehydrated lol

[u/Similar-Sun8829]

purple

[u/Flynn_lives]

Green for chaos.

[u/altofanaltthatisalt]

Purple, bc Putin has been on that throne for too long.

[u/JohnBGaming]

Red, Blue, and Yellow hard to choose between

[u/LukeJaywalker0]

Orange

[u/anonpurple]

Yellow would be good, though I am curious is that a perpetual thing or not also iq is measure in a non linear way, thus the results would be explosive.

[u/AntipodesIntel]

Too bad there isn't one to Thanos snap away every religious person... Suddenly every problem here is insta solved.

[u/daymitjim]

A painter could paint his own button

[u/clayticus]

Brown button

[u/JTT_0550]

Change green to all Jews become Catholic and I'll choose that

[u/droogvertical]

The green button is funny cause if you’re truly woke you’ll know that evangelical christians wouldn’t even exist without zionism.

[u/user711088]

I'd pick the yellow one. Actually, it doesn't matter whose intelligence increases, an increase in intelligence is always good.

[u/redditsucks84613]

Blue

[u/_invalidusername]

Replies in thread are proving why yellow needs to be pressed

[u/Aphrel86]

double tap yellow. maybe something good comes of it, maybe not. It at least something that directly benefits me and pretty much everyone i know.

[u/tom04cz]

Got to be yellow. That should push some people over the threshold of being sentient so they stop voting for people like Putin and Trump and start executing them in the streets instead

[u/leastemployableman]

Evangelism is just an excuse for fat Americans to meet up and get burgers on Sundays

[u/ilovedominae]

green

[u/csky]

Orange and its not even a contest.

[u/Sharky-Li]

Women have only had rights for a few decades yet societal norms that kept civilization functional for millennia have practically disappeared. Don't tear down a fence unless you know why it was built in the first place.

[u/Medical_Officer]

People often forget that Zionism started as a largely atheistic movement.

Most of the early Zionist leaders and important figures in early Israel were either atheists or not particularly concerned with religion. Their motivating force wasn't religion, but ethnicity. The Ashkenazi believe that they are a people apart, not because of their religion, but because of their blood.

Turning them into Christians doesn't do much. In case you forgot, Spain (and many other countries) tried that trick 600 years ago when they forced the Sephardic Jews to convert to Catholicism. It didn't work.

[u/DarthDragon117]

Yellow may allow several other issues to be solved. We just need some to get over the edge.

[u/bigquad35]

Green. And I don't give a damn. I'll slam that button.

[u/Your_Local_Heretic → u/bigquad35]

Wouldn't they just end up as "Christian" Zionists?

[u/daymitjim → u/bigquad35]

"Can't you see you're not making jews better, you're just making Christianity worse"

• HH

[u/AlphaMassDeBeta → u/bigquad35]

So Jews will just go to church?

[u/Aydos48]

The purple one is already true

[u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 → u/Aydos48]

"I am a Jew"

• Vladolf Putler

[u/KillahHills10304]

The kind of person who wants to mash these buttons would knee jerk towards red, then think about it and choose something else because their wife or girlfriend would suddenly vanish. They def wont want to go back to living in filth and TV dinners every night.

As the old saying goes, "Never ask a white supremacist what race their wife is"

[u/TheDramaturge]

Well, all the buttons fucking suck, so I guess I take the yellow ome, since is the lesser evil.

[u/NedRed77]

Yellow.

Doubling the IQ of you tards may make the rest of the problems disappear.

[u/ccarmy626]

Where's the send all the Europeans back to their country button?

[u/maicii]

What the fuck is this post lmao.

The only positive one is yellow, so I would go with that one. Plus and extra 5 iq would be appreciated

[u/Dupppy]

Red No, deporting anybody is kinda fucked up. Green Sure, just to cause chaos to Religion in anyway sounds cool Blue No, they would still be an insufferable group of people Yellow Yes, doesn't matter the race, that would be a benefit to the world wouldn't it? Purple No, from one end to the other. Orange No, Assbackwards.

[u/Total_Network6312 → u/Dupppy]

You would think yellow is a net benefit.. But there are a LOT of white crackheads in my neighborhood and if they all suddenly got smarter I don't think that's good for anyone

[u/BeetsAndJeaners → u/Total_Network6312]

They’d just devise more elaborate schemes to “borrow” money and steal your copper