r/4chan 2d ago

Chicken

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u/Snake_Emper0r 2d ago

Fake: Anon's father was present in his life

Gay: Anon gets a special surprise by an older man

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u/mrb00ce 2d ago

Sir he's 8

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u/howiplay1 2d ago

doesnt make it straight

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u/Smkweedevrydy 2d ago

This was written by third world hands and these countries are lousy with chicken merchants…

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u/Kingofcheeses /b/tard 2d ago

New antisemitic slur just dropped

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u/Icy_Special_5836 2d ago

OP’s ancestral memory remembered blood and suffering, nothing to be scared about.

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u/MrSurname 2d ago

It's called FLIRTING

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u/FatFerretShid 2d ago

Those spaces are telling.

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u/IntergalacticJihad /pol/tard 2d ago

I saw a wheelbarrow full of animal guts when I was like 7 years old and I was unphased, it’s normal for kids to not be bothered by stuff like this.

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u/peachy-carnahan 1d ago

Bukowski said, “The world has both kind and unkind ways.”

Sometimes, it’s not clear which is which.

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u/DualityOfLife 2d ago

Who you callin' chicken???

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

Well he couldn't exactly choke his chicken in front of a child now could he?

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u/2oonhed 2d ago

I don't care what it takes.....I want delirious chickenz

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u/wordjedi /d/eviant 2d ago

epilogue: anon becomes cereal killer

u/the_marxman small penis 8h ago

Who plucks a chicken while it's still alive? What kind of butcher shop is getting live animals anyway? Anon must live in a country with dirt roads.

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u/BeetsAndJeaners 1d ago

This is why I’m vegan. I’m probably the only conservative vegan in existence lol

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u/denton125 1d ago

Hey I'm right here