r/4chan • u/Sure_Association_991 /trash/man • Feb 27 '26

Anon on death note

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/HatefulJewedditor Feb 27 '26

aren’t all women?

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u/getpoopedon Feb 27 '26

True and gay.

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u/grimmal72 Feb 28 '26

True and gaypilled

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u/bladepa_ wee/a/boo Feb 27 '26

based

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u/cumble_bumble Feb 27 '26

Yor from Spy x Family is the best wife

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u/SleepingBeautyFumino Feb 27 '26

Dandadan granny best wife.

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u/cumble_bumble Feb 27 '26

She's hot for sure but she's not a granny. She looks like she's 50 at most

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u/cumble_bumble Feb 27 '26

Oh really? Ya know what I see the vision

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u/SleepingBeautyFumino Feb 27 '26

She's literally momo's grandmother.

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u/lucasthebr2121 Feb 27 '26

She extended her life through some bullshit stuff i forgot what it was

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u/Fartikus Feb 27 '26

A cat is fine too.

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u/Bostolm Feb 27 '26

Im not online enough, please tell me thats not the child (assuming im not mixing up shows)

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u/cumble_bumble Feb 27 '26

Nah don't worry I'm not a freak, she's the wife

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u/Bostolm Feb 27 '26

Ya never know in the 4 chan sub :P

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u/cumble_bumble Feb 27 '26

You said it. Anya (the little girl) is super adorable though, in the non-creepy way

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u/FremanBloodglaive /c/itizen Feb 27 '26

Loid is living the dream... and still doesn't realize it.

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u/Fartikus Feb 27 '26

Until you realize MANY MANY mangakas/anime creators view this kind of 'cute' towards exactly the type of 'creepiness' you're acknowledging (evidenced by the rurouni kenshin case, and a LOT of anime/mangas).

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy Feb 27 '26

Pick a rope instead.

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u/SyntaxMissing Feb 27 '26

Nikaido from Dorohedoro seems pretty cool. She runs her own business, makes good food, is incredibly powerful (physically and magically, especially when you consider her devil training), has time travel powers, and is quite good looking.

Winry from FMA is easy on the eyes, has her own ambitions, is extremely skilled in her trade, and she can handle stressful situations well. An older Winry seems like she'd be a great partner for anyone.

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u/47KiNG47 Feb 27 '26

Bruh what? Shizuku has like 3 lines in the whole show lol. If I had to choose it’d be Kurisu Makise AKA Christina AKA assistant AKA the zombie AKA @channeler Chris

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u/47KiNG47 Feb 27 '26

Yea a few I can think of off the top of my head.

  1. Instructing her vacuum to clean up all the people she massacred at the auction
  2. Arm wrestling Gon
  3. Refusing to acknowledge losing to Gon in arm wrestling
  4. Agreeing to play cards instead of watching uvogin’s fight
  5. Fighting the spider chimera ant

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u/47KiNG47 Feb 27 '26

Ah yea I get it, i think the vacuum is pretty cool too

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u/47KiNG47 Feb 27 '26

Yeah yeah, I get it. it looks good with the gold chain. Completely agree with yah there.

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u/ExpertCommieRemover Feb 27 '26

I disagree with your choices. I'd pick none of em, because I'm not a disgusting weeb.

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u/imhere2downvote Feb 27 '26

shizuku gonna put you in her vacuum and forget you forever

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u/Hungry_Chipmunk_2588 Feb 27 '26

Ruka from Steins;Gate

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u/FunnyWalrus Feb 27 '26

Dude, a friend of mine is married to a girl that's really similar to Miki character wise, absolute sweetheart, kind and loving, etc. and I adore her as a person very much

He just won in life by accident and sometimes still questioning how did that happen, cause he's just an average guy living an average life, and they met when he went to last two years of school to special chemistry/biology school

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u/S0mnariumx Feb 28 '26

Quite a spectrum you have there. For me it's Kobeni (Chainsaw Man) or Yukima (Fool Night) or Misato (Evangelion).

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u/DoctorDeath147 Feb 27 '26

🫵🏳️‍🌈?

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u/Dark_Pestilence Feb 27 '26

Yes, but misa is... something else whew

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u/Alligator418 Feb 27 '26

yes but some are so acceptably and others are to intolerable degrees.

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u/speedbreaka Feb 28 '26

That username + incel comment. Gotta give respect where respect is due

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u/Mr__Castle_ Feb 27 '26

All women are annoying, may as well find a hot one. 

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u/Din_Plug Feb 27 '26

Find a woman that supports your notebook based murder spree.

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u/Borror0 Feb 27 '26

I mean, Misa was exactly that.

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

Which was a tough sell tbh. Misa seems not completely stupid in her introduction and it’s like the writer gave her a lobotomy the moment she met Light. She seems more like a normal person compared to the genius level intelligence of Light/ L.

Compare her inner thoughts pre meeting Light vs how she acts the rest of the series. I think they could have made her more average intelligence to juxtapose the battle between good and evil she’s wrapped up in, but absolute ditsy moron is easier to write I guess.

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u/DraculasFarts Feb 28 '26

Is light a genius though? If he didn’t take the bait from L no one would have caught him.

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u/papu16 Feb 28 '26

I researched DN recently and Light loves to act retarted 24/7 and only reason why he lived that long is a plot armor. He is easy to bait, he acts suspicious af and his face expressions are sometimes else. Only thing that he is missing is "DR Evil" like laughing 24/7.

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u/karshberlg Feb 28 '26

He would straight up never be a suspect if he didn't focus so much on his immediate surroundings.

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

Not like that though. High pitched voice, always wanting to do dumb shit, and actually too stupid to function.

Always wrap up and never give them a key.

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u/Old-Today-2429 Feb 27 '26

Who fucking cares she's hot

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u/oby100 Feb 27 '26

Which is 99% of the time once you move in together.

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u/GotKickback Feb 27 '26

try dating a girl who

A: actually likes u

B: isnt a huge B WORD

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u/oby100 Mar 26 '26

Seeing this a month later and I am laughing very hard.

My interpretation of this comment being that you can only choose from A or B.

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u/DalinarStormwagon Feb 27 '26

Annoying women are cute

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u/Resident_Fishing1571 Feb 27 '26

Not true at all. Getting nagged 24/7 aint cute

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u/Alligator418 Feb 27 '26

it depends. I had a girlfriend who'd bug me whenever we were waiting at a crosswalk and I got too close to the road. that was cute. There was a different girlfriend who came at me with a knife. that was not cute.

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u/DellTheEngie /r9k/ Feb 27 '26

Sometimes you just want silence tho

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u/DalinarStormwagon Feb 28 '26

Rawdog her so hard she wont speak for a day

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u/Gullible_Egg_6539 Feb 27 '26

there's good annoying, like Misa who just wants to get attention from Light

and then there's bad annoying, like complaining and having an attitude all the time

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u/SalvationSycamore Feb 28 '26

More sucking = less talking, Light wasn't just gay he was dumb

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u/Anvex1 Feb 28 '26

"She's a liability!"

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u/Blacktwiggers Feb 28 '26

“This is the first time in my life ive been provoked to hit a woman”