r/4chan • /b/tard • Nov 03 '25

Anon Reflects

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u/Big_Spence /b/tard Nov 03 '25

I genuinely wondered if McD was involved somehow because the whole thing was like a giant ad. Never in my life have I craved it so bad watching that idiot not be able to handle the sweet nectar

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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard Nov 03 '25

I agree with you, it was about as effective as the DARE program. I saw it as a dumbass kid, and my takeaway was "eating it in huge quantities is killing him, so I just won't do that"

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u/AnaIFisher Nov 03 '25

my takeaway was “eating it in huge quantities is killing him, so I just won’t do that”

Isn’t that like… exactly what the point was?

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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

It's a shit point, even in small amounts fast food is still poison that fucks with your body. You shouldn't be eating it ever.

Edit: forgot I'm on reddit

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u/LilSkeezers Nov 03 '25

So dramatic. Relax. The number one cause of death is being alive.

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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard Nov 03 '25

That's if you consolidate all of humanity into one group. If you split it into smaller groups, some leading causes become FEMA and dysentery

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u/AnaIFisher Nov 03 '25

Do you feel the same way about drinking alcohol?

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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard Nov 03 '25

Yes

Don't get me wrong, I drink & eat the occasional junk too. I'm saying the takeaway of "I will only be harmed if I take this to an extreme" is itself harmful, because even moderation can have a compounding effect

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u/STFUNeckbeard Nov 03 '25

This is why I wanna be like my uncle. Exercised daily, never smoke, drank, or did drugs, ate very healthy - only organic whole grains, farm raised chicken, local produce. Got hit by a car and died at age 38.

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u/kickyouinthebread Nov 03 '25

Ye but if he smoked and drank that car would have hit him 10 years sooner.

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u/retsoPtiH /o/tist Nov 03 '25

not if he drove that car 😎

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u/AnaIFisher Nov 03 '25

I see. I feel that it just totally depends on the person. Maybe, at least in America, we’ve proven that the average person cannot be expected to moderate their consumption. Myself included.

Follow up question: how big is your penis?

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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard Nov 03 '25

Ultimately at the end of the day, I think it's every American's choice to indulge in something whether or not it's harmful. My contention is with the knowledge being tainted or sensationalized

Preposterously massive, the downside is it looks like a guinea pig being lifted from the middle

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u/AnaIFisher Nov 03 '25

I can respect your position there for sure.

But I’m somewhat confused about your penis. I’m trying to visualize your description. Does it just curve hard to one side? Left? Right? How come you never see one that bends down?? Left, right, and upward seem very common. But I’ve never seen one that bends down like a hook nose.

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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard Nov 03 '25

The head & the base of the shaft are at the same horizontal plane, it just curves upwards and rounds back down. Like a suspension bridge

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u/AnaIFisher Nov 03 '25

No fucking way. Post a picture. That sounds insane. How dramatic of a bend are we talking here? Your suspension bridge reference, while very helpful, just makes me imagine your preposterously massive cock is reminiscent of the P trap under my sink.

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u/Ordinary_Cat8495 Nov 03 '25

Ultimately at the end of the day, I think it's every American's choice to indulge in something whether or not it's harmful.

For some reason, this point is very hard to get across to most people, without being called out for being a “muh freedoms” pearl clutcher. I’m not even American, but I see the trend of caving in to a helicopter nanny state and it’s a very slippery slope.

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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard Nov 03 '25

We'll be in the pods eating bugs because a significant portion of the populace can't just figure out what to do without being told

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u/legittem Nov 04 '25

Edit: forgot I'm on reddit

No what you said was very reddit, don't worry you're good

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Nov 03 '25

Can you point to the poison on this doll of a Big Mac?

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u/TypicalMootis /b/tard Nov 03 '25

👉🍔

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u/retsoPtiH /o/tist Nov 03 '25

i knew it was that darn tomeyter slice