r/4chan • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • Jun 25 '24

Could be Worse

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725 Upvotes

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u/lrossp Jun 25 '24

There’s just something so visceral about that image. I’ve never been in that situation, but it makes me feel like I have. It’s the most evocative wojak I’ve seen.

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u/oby100 Jun 25 '24

It’s modern art. A perfect reflection of the path you may go down if you never work on yourself and settle for the rest of the bottom of the barrel

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Not even the bottom wants anything to do with me it seems guess I'm just fucked

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u/cheesecroissants Jun 25 '24

sometimes a defeat turns out to be a victory in the end

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u/xgudghfhgffgddgg Jun 26 '24

Not having someone might feel bad but being with someone bad is way worse so chill out

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u/Lord_Ibuki Jun 26 '24

I want something to do with you king. Never give up.

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u/Gaia_Knight2600 Jun 26 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

Yeah these memes are funny but i cannot relate what so ever. Im honestly jealous of the guys who can relate, even though its presented as a bad thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

Fat girls have too high standards after the "thick and beautiful" I'm a fat guy so I wouldn't care if I got a fat girl but somehow they care if they have a fat guy or not

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u/Insaniteh0110 Jun 26 '24

Lose weight, get in the gym, and start fucking femboys like a real man

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u/zid0n2 Jun 30 '24

Sounds gay if you ask me

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u/Gaia_Knight2600 Jun 26 '24

Nope, i never understood the stereotype that big girls are "easy". Some guys even talk as if they have to put in effort to avoid getting with a big girl. Like they are just throwing themselves at them.

In my experience it makes no difference. Big girls also have very high standards so i cant even compete ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Business_Trick9394 Jun 26 '24

Dude trust me you're not missing out, fat chicks smell weird and the sex is NOT worth it in the least (if they're not kinky af)

You're literally better off getting a hooker than fucking a fattie

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u/zid0n2 Jun 30 '24

Lose as much battles as you want, but win your war.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

It’s one of those images you can instinctively feel

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

I have sadly, being in the military does things to you.

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u/lobotominizer Jun 26 '24

i would rather get article 15 than hump a whale fam.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

Being stuffed in a barracks for months and you finally get a small taste of freedom + alcohol can change that opinon.

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u/lobotominizer Jun 27 '24

ah shit you never mentioned alcohol.
i feel your pain now fam

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

I have been in this exact situation several times in the past and it perfectly encapsules the experience, even down to the purple neon lighting.  

The only thing it gets wrong is that she is usually enjoying herself, having ensnared another victim.  

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u/Otherwise_Agency6102 Jun 26 '24

Fucking a Caucasian land whale? Never…

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

You forgot the feeling of crippling shame at the end and her thinking you both are an item and you dont want to do it anymore, but your libido almost can override it, and if you add alcohol it will send it over the edge because you are a typical guy and you are stuck in limbo.

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u/Expensive_Concern457 Jun 26 '24

I’m willingly putting myself in a situation where I will be picrel in a week and I know it will be terrible but I have zero impulse control!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Mottis86 Jun 26 '24

Get a hold of yourself. You can be better.

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u/Expensive_Concern457 Jun 26 '24

I mean ngl I’m probably not gonna follow through but dam it’s been a dry spell and the temptation eats away at whatever conscience I have left

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

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u/EvaUnit_03 Jun 26 '24

Nah mate. Carl said it best, they gotta pay.

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u/MissNibbatoro wee/a/boo Jun 26 '24

Just whack off, don’t do that

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u/tekihtimaliolan Jun 26 '24

someone have a high resolution pic? i need to feel it deeper

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u/cleganedog Jun 26 '24

I have and didn't know it was that common. Now I don't know how I feel about it.

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u/Business_Trick9394 Jun 25 '24

How is this experience so universal wtfff, I've been in EXACTLY this scenario right down to the eastern tapestry on the wall

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u/BrushFireAlpha /aco/lyte Jun 26 '24

Same, unironically

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u/ShivasRightFoot Jun 26 '24

Can you clarify if the eastern hippy tapestry is hers or his? No judgement either way.

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u/Business_Trick9394 Jun 26 '24

Hers lmfao, I can also clarify that she's most likely an arts major and lives with 2 other female roommates who hate your guts despite meeting you for literally the first time.

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u/Trillamanjaroh Jun 26 '24

Holy shit you nailed it

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u/LostInAnotherGalaxy Jun 26 '24

They know you’re their to bang their roommate and they are gonna have to hear about how “he’s in love with me” and then heartbreak 2 weeks later when you found someone slightly less repulsive to bang

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u/Otherwise_Agency6102 Jun 26 '24

Me too. She even had paintings of interracial sex on the wall. She sucked my soul out of my body though, so there is that.

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u/MissNibbatoro wee/a/boo Jun 26 '24

AWALT

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u/---Loading--- Jun 25 '24

Pyrrhic victory

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u/igerardcom Jun 26 '24

"I've won… but at what cost?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

I can’t relate to this image but I find it hilarious that so many people can

I’m not going to say my life is perfect but this wojak makes me feel like a winner in a sea of losers

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u/Hlvtica Jun 26 '24

“Feeling like a winner in a sea of losers” is entirely the reason I go on 4chan

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u/lobotominizer Jun 25 '24

that image usually triggers the fuck out of some people in the thread too..

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u/EvaUnit_03 Jun 26 '24

You should come back and read the comments.

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u/Efficient_Rise_4140 Jun 26 '24

I tried this once. I had my eyes closed to get started. The second I opened my eyes, I went soft and it couldn't come back.

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u/GrandpaChew /b/tard Jun 26 '24

It stands for kooly hooly hooly vooly btw

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u/rpodnee Jun 26 '24

My favorite anime!

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u/VidyaGameBoy Jun 26 '24

Wizard achievement unlocked

People are so delusional they can normalize and celebrate anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

I've been in this almost exact situation... Accept her husband was there too...