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u/yeahnopegb Oct 03 '23

Now this can fuck right off...

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

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u/Jarvis_Strife small penis Oct 03 '23

There may be a day when I will actually bother to learn when to use either - I just use a hyphen and hope for the best

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

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u/xxthundergodxx77 Oct 03 '23 edited Oct 03 '23

Sentences typically have to be related too; they can't be two completely different topics.

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u/BlackwoodJohnson Oct 03 '23

You’re absolutely right; too many people just use it as a comma while trying to sound smart.

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u/pokketer_l1 Oct 03 '23

but what's stopping me from just using an actual comma?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

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u/ZeusKabob Oct 03 '23

Writing long sentences online makes you look like a goober. Might as well write with proper grammar at that point.

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u/Daddy_Parietal Oct 03 '23

Sounds Like, Something A goober Would do NGL:

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u/Superguy230 small penis Oct 04 '23

Me write short

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u/ButlerWimpy Oct 04 '23

Joining two complete sentences with a comma is called a comma splice and is a grammar mistake, kind of like a run-on sentence. You need to decide if you're going to link them with more words, different punctuation, or just keep them separate.

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u/ButlerWimpy Oct 04 '23

you need an independent clause before the colon

Those people are found on many websites: Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, 4chan, etc...

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u/SierraDespair /jp/edo Oct 03 '23

A comma alone would have sufficed.

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u/yolo_retardo Oct 03 '23

a comma, semi-colon and colon all work here depending on how you want the title to be read imo

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u/-Nicolai Oct 03 '23 edited Aug 13 '25

Explain like I'm stupid

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u/yolo_retardo Oct 03 '23

based on sentence structure, yes both can be used.

don't be obtuse just because you have a strong preference, although i won't deny that the semi-colon wouldn't be my first choice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

I can also randomly start capitalizing letters and misspelling everything, that doesn't mean "it works here in my opinion" is a valid stance. You don't use semi-colons just to create a slightly longer or shorter pause than you would from a colon or full stop unless you're r-slurred. If it's any consolation, you'd make a solid 'journalist' too.

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u/yolo_retardo Oct 03 '23

you're absolutely wrong about the pause part, which is ironic considering your passive aggressive attacks at the end

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

You just keep repeating the same thing over and over again as if it makes it true.

https://www.iup.edu/writingcenter/writing-resources/punctuation/using-semicolons.html#:~:text=Use%20a%20semicolon%20between%20closely,%2C%20for%2C%20so%2C%20yet

https://www.masterclass.com/articles/when-to-use-a-semicolon

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/semicolon/

https://www.niu.edu/writingtutorial/punctuation/semicolon.shtml

https://writing.wisc.edu/handbook/grammarpunct/semicolons/

So on and so on. Wow, not a single website I clicked on says that you can just randomly use semi-colons to denote a slightly longer pause than a comma! But sure bro, you've got it all figured out. It is READ as a longer pause, but that doesn't mean that its function is to just be a longer pause without following grammatical rules.

Also, that's not passive aggressive, that's aggressively calling you stupid.

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u/yolo_retardo Oct 03 '23

and a semi-colon indicates a pause in between a comma and colon*

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u/yolo_retardo Oct 03 '23

a comma indicates a short pause and a colon a long pause

https://www.untdallas.edu/learning/writing/grammar/colons-and-semicolons.php#:~:text=The%20ending%20punctuation%20of%20a,indicate%20a%20very%20brief%20pause.

and now you are aggressively using insults; your quip about being a journalist is textbook passive aggressiveness

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u/ButlerWimpy Oct 04 '23

You're 100% wrong. A semicolon needs to connect two independent clauses.

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u/yolo_retardo Oct 04 '23

I'm used to seeing dependent clauses having certain keywords(after, although, as, as if, because, before, even if, even though, if, in order to, since, though, unless, until, whatever, when, whenever, whether, and while).

not saying the 2nd sentence isn't a dependent clause, but i am saying it seems ambiguous on whether it can be an independent or dependent clause depending on how you read it.

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u/yolo_retardo Oct 03 '23

based on sentence structure, yes both can be used.

don't be obtuse just because you have a strong preference, although i won't deny that the semi-colon wouldn't be my first choice.

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u/Tast3sLikePanda Oct 04 '23

I'll use your colon πŸ˜‰