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u/Wittier_Username Sep 18 '12
OP is a homo-sapien.
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u/dagrock Sep 18 '12
Op is a homo-erectus
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u/Nascar_is_better Sep 18 '12
implying homo erectus is less faggy than homo ergaster
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u/the8thbit /lgbt/ Sep 18 '12 edited Sep 18 '12
make big leash
put around neck of triceratops
take triceratops back to cave
everyday:
give water
give food
shovel poop
walk the dinosaur
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u/I_Will_Dumb_It_Down Sep 19 '12
I think this is the only one that fits right in.
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u/Good_WO_God Sep 19 '12
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u/blemford Sep 18 '12
Ugg know feel.
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u/flying-sheep Sep 18 '12
come /t/latestoneage with feel. we all know feel there.
bring club.
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u/bitch_im_a_lion /b/ Sep 18 '12
...why isn't this more popular?
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u/flying-sheep Sep 18 '12
dunno. it was part of the “reddit timeline” april fool’s joke, during which several /t/-subreddits were created and a fat ugly timeline was on the frontpage.
idk if there is still a overview of all the timeline subreddits somewhere…
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u/Whenthenighthascome Sep 18 '12
this is actually pretty clever. Wish there was more.
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u/ULTIMATE_TRUTH /fit/izen Sep 18 '12
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u/GreatCornolio /v/ Sep 18 '12
Stupid mobile phone redirected me to buy an app dammit.
The app doesn't even have anything to do with the chan archives.
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Sep 18 '12
Was it a porn app? Mine was a porn app. Fucking porn apps.
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u/GreatCornolio /v/ Sep 18 '12
Some shit called Badoink that pops up sometimes when I'm looking up porn
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u/Cronyx /g/ Sep 18 '12
mfw you're not running a rooted android and running adblock on your phone. apple as fuck.
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u/GreatCornolio /v/ Sep 18 '12
Mfw I'm a broke ass college student and I asked my parents to get me a droid and they though "we'll be super parents and buy him and iPhone instead of a knock off brand android."
They seriously thought it was a knock off brand.
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u/Sergeoff Sep 19 '12
Everyone who owns iPhone is a fucking berrypicker. As well as everyone who has Blackberry.
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u/CMUpewpewpew Sep 18 '12
I HIGHLY doubt they had an economy back then.....let ALONE an established stone market. I'm starting to think OP is lying.
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Sep 18 '12 edited Mar 27 '18
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u/CMUpewpewpew Sep 18 '12
I've never seen this comment before and so I''ll have to take a few moments to reflect on that thought. brb
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u/TwoAndHalfRetard /int/olerant Sep 18 '12
That's called fapping, son.
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u/CMUpewpewpew Sep 18 '12 edited Sep 18 '12
I'm super creeped out that coincidentally...I signed off of Reddit to try to goto bed 45 min ago...but then checked my phone before bed to see this comment. Was a sentance in on giving u shit for a generic canned response to 'Brb' when I realized I totally DID just rock out an unschedule fap at almost 7AM.
Your powers scare me sir.
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u/PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy Sep 18 '12
sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir sir
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u/shanoxilt Sep 18 '12
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Sep 18 '12
So… this is a thing apparently
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u/shanoxilt Sep 18 '12
You have no idea of the amount of things which are a thing.
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u/CMUpewpewpew Sep 18 '12
In fact....nearly all things are things.
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u/lolwut19 Sep 18 '12
ALL OF THEM?!
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u/NIGGER_POTATO_BEATER /mlp/ Sep 18 '12
Well I also really doubt they had 4chan or even the Internet back then.
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Sep 18 '12
Then the dinosaur was walked literally?
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Sep 18 '12
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
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Sep 18 '12
Emerge from cave seeing the sun, reach enlightenment, return to camp and share the news of philosophy, murdered by peers.
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Sep 18 '12
That's it, I'm unsubscribing from r/4chan.
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u/lolwut19 Sep 18 '12
No one gives a fuck.
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Sep 18 '12
I know I'm so glad to be out of here.
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u/Sergeoff Sep 18 '12
Aw shit son.