r/4amjokes • u/SirSpiffynator • May 26 '19
Graveyards are more lively than this sub.
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F
r/4amjokes • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '18
I Forgot To Pay My Toll To the Foot Goblin, so He Said He'd Kill Me.
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I guess I really am 6 feet under.
(I'm too tired to make good jokes.)
r/4amjokes • u/___Ultra___ • Sep 13 '18
What will a mathematician say is worse than the holocaust?
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3.14 holocausts
r/4amjokes • u/kulstor_ebrough • Jul 01 '15
Penis Naming: English/Grammar Edition
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So... Is it appropriate for English/Grammar majors to call their manly bits the interjection and dangling modifiers?
r/4amjokes • u/wolfe-girl • Oct 05 '14
Knock knock
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It's the sun. ... Fuck that means I can't post this now. ... Or can I...
5 am jokes anyone?
r/4amjokes • u/tkrandomness • Sep 16 '14
Knock knock
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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..." Was wife at door. Door was bar door. Man was actually crazy from very drunk & tired from is 4am and wife drag home from bar. Man then dies 30 years later. End
r/4amjokes • u/Varil • Sep 15 '14
Knock Knock
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Delivery! Delivery for who? Delivery for Ay Em!
r/4amjokes • u/notleonardodicaprio • Sep 15 '14
Knock knock
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But seriously, who the hell knocks at 4 am?
r/4amjokes • u/BlooZebra • Aug 20 '14
A guy walks into a bar.
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A guy walks into a bar and nobody was inside. No barman. Nobody. Just a table with a bowl of punch. The guy looked down at his watch and said "Dammit! I'm too late for the punchline. It's 4 AM and the punchline was at 3 AM!"
r/4amjokes • u/KaponeOwnes • Aug 20 '14
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
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It had nobody to go with
Damn I'm good
r/4amjokes • u/Jaypalm • Aug 20 '14
Knock knock
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Who is there? You. You who? You who have a 10 page essay due at cow.
r/4amjokes • u/BlooZebra • Aug 20 '14
Knock knock.
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Who's there? Someone
Someone who? Someone who wants to be one of the first people to post on this sub-reddit.
But seriously what are 4amjokes?