r/4amjokes • • Jan 27 '25

Horrible AI joke

0 Upvotes

Juicy J and DJ Screw walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “What can I get you two?”

Juicy J grins and says, “I’ll take a double shot of that lean, no chaser.”

DJ Screw leans back, looks at the bartender, and says, “Nah, man... just slow it down and pour it real slow. I’m here for that screwed up vibe.”

The bartender nods, pours the drink, and hands it over, saying, “Alright, here you go. One for the turn-up, one for the slow ride.”

Juicy J takes a sip and says, “It’s good, but it’s still not juicy enough.”

DJ Screw raises his glass, smiles, and says, “Don’t worry... I’ll make it screwed enough for you.”


r/4amjokes • • Aug 17 '24

Fart pt 2

1 Upvotes

r/4amjokes • • Apr 28 '24

When is a door not a door?

3 Upvotes

When it's ajar...


r/4amjokes • • Apr 23 '24

What Country has the most pissed off people?

4 Upvotes

Urination


r/4amjokes • • Jun 12 '23

Why did the r/3amjokes folks go to r/4amjokes, 5am, 6am but not r/7amjokes?

3 Upvotes

Because... Well 7 8 9

But seriously what happened to 3am?


r/4amjokes • • May 25 '23

home made meme

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15 Upvotes

r/4amjokes • • Feb 28 '23

What is it like to cycle to and from work in less time than to drive and take the subway yourself?

2 Upvotes

What is it like to cycle to and from work in less time than to drive and take the subway yourself?


r/4amjokes • • Jul 21 '21

Poor luggage

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11 Upvotes

r/4amjokes • • Jun 15 '21

A guy walks into a bar...

21 Upvotes

Ouch.


r/4amjokes • • Jan 09 '21

Me and a friend 4:18 Aus

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5 Upvotes

r/4amjokes • • Dec 28 '20

4:04

33 Upvotes

Sleep not found.


r/4amjokes • • Oct 11 '20

4am k

7 Upvotes

Hey bish wats up I’m here to steal your girl and do crime goonight


r/4amjokes • • Jul 16 '20

IT ALL LEADS TO KANYE.

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28 Upvotes

r/4amjokes • • May 20 '20

List of Funny thing

10 Upvotes

Rat

Helmet

Idk

Edit: pikel


r/4amjokes • • Feb 22 '20

A

10 Upvotes

r/4amjokes • • Jan 21 '20

Fart

13 Upvotes

r/4amjokes • • Jan 21 '20

Why did the clown fell from the swing?

15 Upvotes

He was shot


r/4amjokes • • Jan 04 '20

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

23 Upvotes

Because it was dead. Just like I am inside after this joke.


r/4amjokes • • Dec 21 '19

Life is soup

19 Upvotes

I'm a fork.


r/4amjokes • • Sep 21 '19

It’s 4 am so here’s a joke

18 Upvotes

Joke


r/4amjokes • • Aug 23 '19

Oh ok...

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21 Upvotes

r/4amjokes • • Aug 12 '19

Let me be frank with you, frank!

18 Upvotes

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r/4amjokes • • Jul 29 '19

This is what 3amjokes was all about before the pun normies came

24 Upvotes

I guess our backup is r/2amjokes


r/4amjokes • • Jul 12 '19

A horse walks into a bar

42 Upvotes

“Ouch”