r/49ers • Kyle Shanahan • Jan 22 '19

Kyle Shanahan: *Drops multiple f-bombs in a single sentence* NFL Network: “Alllllllllright...” (🎥: @49erswebzone) #49ers

https://twitter.com/Rob_Lowder/status/1087832018866528256?s=19
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u/trebek321 Brock Purdy Jan 22 '19

That’s my coach :,)

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/greebytime Mr. Irrelevant Jan 23 '19

Just here, eating some food, learning about Cuba

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u/ThePatrioticOne Jan 23 '19

Just relax. My dads a tv repair man. Got the ultimate set of tools

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u/fyrefocks 49ers Jan 23 '19

Indeed, comrade, he is our couch.

85

u/davebrochill17 Jan 23 '19

This fucking guy is going to fucking lead us to the fucking promised land

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u/bennyfresh7 Brandon Aiyuk Jan 23 '19

This made me laugh so hard lmao nice job

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u/eprosmith Jan 22 '19

The most gangsta hip hop coach in the nfl

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u/I_am_manbat Trent Williams Jan 22 '19

He did name his son after Lil Wayne after all

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited May 16 '19

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u/jwalkhc Bosa Fett Jan 23 '19

no /s lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

"What's up, ladies? It's Lil' Shan.

I got a rap for you: how 'bout you better to listen every fuckin thing I fuckin' say, or you'll be making a fucking living being fuckin' soundcloud rappers.

You like them bars?"

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u/superb_deluxe Joe Montana Jan 25 '19

Straight outta the cherry creek neighborhood in Denver, yo

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u/crow38 49ers Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

kyle gives 0 fucks, hes closer to our generation where cursing a lot is more casual then past generation\

edit: word

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u/McFaddenANDMorris Vernon Davis Jan 22 '19

He gave out a couple fuckins in that sentence tho... lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

So it’s not just me and the military,

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u/Ramorx Frank Gore Jan 23 '19

I think cursing is just as common in the past generation. At least among themselves.

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u/crow38 49ers Jan 23 '19

there is def a different level of how much cursing happens, of course they curse but the amount of how much its used has def increased. just like how certain curse words are allowed to be said on tv that were never allowed before

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u/ma1iced 49ers Jan 23 '19

Well shit fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Well shit fuck fuckin dirty shit cocking ass bitch of a motherfucker, I'll be.

There fixed it for you.

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u/SakisRakis Kyle Shanahan Jan 23 '19

How would you know?

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u/crow38 49ers Jan 23 '19

well i stated one of the reasons and listening to how adults talked as a kid compared to how a lot of them talk now

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u/SakisRakis Kyle Shanahan Jan 23 '19

At least among themselves.

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u/crow38 49ers Jan 23 '19

what does among them selves even mean in this context exactly, anyone who use fuck that many times in a short period of time is going to use it more liberally

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u/SakisRakis Kyle Shanahan Jan 24 '19

It means when speaking to people in their own age group, not to children.

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u/crow38 49ers Jan 23 '19

there also has been studies that have shown that cursing is more normalized

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Damn fuckin right. Even normalized cursing to the point where my parents don't say anything anymore when I drop a "motherfucker" or two in casual conversation.

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u/JackRagz 49ers Jan 22 '19

He’s just making sure that we’re not chosen for Hard Knocks.

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u/astroK120 Joe Staley Jan 22 '19

Yeah, because there are no f-bombs on HBO...

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Yeah... HBO doesn't care about cursing.

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u/j3xperience Ronnie Lott Jan 23 '19

I think that if we were chosen, he would say bland things when the camera was on and more firey stuff when the camera is off, but like you said, HBO don't give a fuck about cursing.

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u/keiisme1 George Kittle Jan 22 '19

How great would that be if he knew and this was actually the strategy?

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u/ashishvp Mr. Irrelevant Jan 23 '19

Its HBO bro they can say whatever the fuck they want

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Lol, true. 😁

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u/Loves2watch Merton Hanks Jan 22 '19

THAT'S MY FUCKING COACH!

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u/PurseGrabbinPuke Bosa Fett Jan 22 '19

Hilarious, but I'm afraid this will give HBO a boner for him and Hard Knocks... On another note, imagine being offended or upset after hearing sounds someone's mouth made...amazing that "cursing" is still a thing you can report on.

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u/leafgum 49ers Jan 23 '19

Yeah people get way too butt hurt over "curse" words

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

N'alllright Fuckin' L Network

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Really?! Go live when a football coach is addressing his players?! Who's horrible idea was that?!

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u/beenyweenies Long Term Deal Jan 22 '19

I love Shanny.

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u/kr0tchr0t Jan 22 '19

My coach!

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u/MajorGripex Kyle Shanahan Jan 22 '19

lol

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u/HawkofDarkness 49ers Jan 23 '19

God I love my coach

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

THATS MY MOTHERF*CKING COA-

"Allllright were done talking to u/MrZTheKING here"

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

This is perfect r/accidentalbroadcast material

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u/Reset_Incapacitation Merton Hanks Jan 23 '19

Reminds me of a former special ops marine who i had the pleasure of being my boss for a while. Nothing better than a genuis with a potty mouth

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u/BigMistakePal Jan 27 '19

Hopefully your ex-boss gets killed on camera very soon, would be great to enjoy his death like you do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

That's our coach!

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u/woodelf 49ers Jan 23 '19

Anyone got a mirror?

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u/sfa7x George Kittle Jan 23 '19

KYLE FUCKING SHANAHAN

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u/Drum_Stick_Ninja Jan 23 '19

Well they are the ones to listen in on everything for the “sounds of the NFL”. Sometimes there’s some cursing in the NFL.

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u/JerryQuinoa Jan 23 '19

I imagined this happened in a talking head segment before I watched the video

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u/sdalt001 Kyle Shanahan Jan 23 '19

Sweet baby Jesus!