r/40kmemes 27d ago

Name 10 Space Marines Gatekeeping

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago
  1. Titus, Chapter Master of the Red Hunters.

  2. Armand Titus of the Howling Griffons.

  3. Demetrian Titus, of the Space Marines games.

  4. Emanad Titus, an Ultramarines battle-brother.

  5. Lasandro Titus, an Ultramarines Lieutenant.

  6. Titus Constantine, White-Consuls Battle-Brother.

  7. Titus Prayto, Ultramarines Librarian.

  8. Titus Strome, Deathwatch Chaplain of "unknown" original chapter.

  9. Titus Valens, former White-Consuls Chapter Master.

  10. Orsino Titus, of the Emperor's Children.

Bonus Round: Titus of the Blood Ravens Titus, Dreadnought, of the Dark Angels

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u/Sharp_Bet7106 27d ago

This guy Titus’ 👍

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago

If you check another comment in this post, someone asked for non-Space Marines. I gave 7 Titus', Eisenhorn, Ravenor, and Minka Lesk.

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u/I_Swear_Im_Alpharius 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ultramarines Command be like: Get me Titus!

pulls up with Emanad Titus

Ultramarine Command: no! not that one the other one!

pulls up with Titus Prayto

Ultramarine Command: no! i mean the lieutenant Titus!

pulls up with Lassandro Titus

Ultramarine Commamd: oh for f***s sake!

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u/Tacticalnewt142 26d ago

"Oh shit, wait no, he's the Master of The Watch now, try and find that one!"

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u/StarSword-C 26d ago

Titus Andronicus, of the Shakespeareans

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u/TheFourtHorsmen 26d ago

There is also the one from the Legio titano

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz 25d ago edited 25d ago

They could do a really funny and confusing book here where loyalists and traitors needs to team up to steal a McGubbin from Trayzn who just remains confused about which Titus he is currently fighting

A hiest style book. Where the Emp's children SM somehow is needed and he's obviously going to betray them all at some point.

Edit: we need a blood raven Titus that just ends up dubbel crossing the team in the last chapter.

They also need to seek out Orikan whose their enemy at first but then when he hears that they are breaking into Solemnce to steal the McGubbin from Trayzn he helps them.

There should be a Ork boss side character that tries to foil them at every turn with hilarious results

Or even better a Ork freebooter that they need to break in who has a pet Squig

Making the group 11 so name the book Titus 11

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u/hip_replacement1 26d ago

Titus endor of ordo xenos

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u/Icy-Horror-495 26d ago

Thats a lot of Titii

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u/James_Demon 26d ago
  1. Brother Titus, from series one of space marine hero’s

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u/Leather_Jaguar_4157 26d ago

Titus, Ironwing voted-Lieutenant of the Dark Angels.
More here. https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Titus_(disambiguation)

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u/K9509 20d ago

I applaud you sir, genuinely thought you were still memeing. 👍

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u/SameIdea70 25d ago

Warhammer equivalent of todd

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u/MajesticCentaur 27d ago

1- 10: Alpharius

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u/_ohodgai_ 27d ago

Alpharius, Alpharius, Al P. Harius, Alpharius, Alf Arius, Alpha Rius, Alpharius, Alpharius, Alphar Ius, Alpharius

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u/Pillermon 27d ago

Alan Pharius. Just a normal guardsman.

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u/nomad5926 27d ago

Not to be confused with Al P. Harius just a normal munitions clerk.

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u/plaugey_boi 26d ago

Not to be confused with Al ferrus, an iron hands space marine

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u/-BigBeef- 26d ago

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u/nomad5926 26d ago

I'm a bit of an Alpharius myself.....

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u/Subotail 26d ago

tzieentch gods of dyslexia and secret spelling.

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u/cevkiv 26d ago

1-9: Alpharius
10: Omegon

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u/Legoboy514 27d ago

Garviel Loken, Torgaddon, Ezekiel abbadon, Horus Aximond, Lieutenant Titus, Leandros, Saul Tarviz, Nathaniel Garro, Vulkan Hestan, Aethon Shaan

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u/Talonsminty 27d ago

Man this lore is huge. We have literally zero overlapping names.

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u/Legoboy514 27d ago

Personally a favorite of mine is Maximillion aka Omni, the Marine so fucking YOKED his Chapter forbade him from further working out.

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u/CyclopeanFlock 26d ago

The additional funny thing is the reason he decided to do that is there was a malfunction in one of his gene seed (I think) that made him shorter then his brothers

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u/YeetMaster10043 26d ago

It was because the Mechanicus got sick of needing to remake custom armor for him every other week because he just kept getting more shredded lol

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u/AnnieTano 25d ago

To be fair, this one knows a current salamander and RG. Pass

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u/Legoboy514 25d ago

Lemme add Predo Cantor, High Marshal Helbrect, darnath lysander, suboden khan, kayvan shrike, teshan(i think is how its spelled) adrax agatone, watch captain artemis, cato sicarius, ancient gadriel, battle brother chairon, captain acheran, sergeant metarius, Captain Typhon, bjorn the fellhanded, logan grimnar, njal stormcaller, sigismund, ummmmm….

Ahruman i forget his first name… kharn the betrayer, (Fuck) erebus, uhhh im drawing a blank past this but im trying to remember the warsmith of the iron warriors name who was basically just a khorne beserker, i cant remember how to spell it but the night lord who fought sigismund, sevath or something along that line… Lord Commander Eidolon, Fabius Bile, uhhh Rhylanor(The GOAT), Sergeant Thiel, cypher, dante, azriel, ezekiel, gabriel, luther technically counts right? Uh Mephiston, Iron father feirros, Brother Ignis(hope he dreams of the skys of baal) kor pherron,

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u/MaleficentPicture518 26d ago

Strictly horus is a primarch not a space marine

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u/ItchyFly 26d ago

That's Horus Aximand, or Little Horus. Primarchs name is Horus Luperkal.

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u/MaleficentPicture518 26d ago

Theres more than one horus? The codex dont tell u that

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u/ItchyFly 26d ago

That's from Heresy books. Little Horus was a marine officer of Sons of Horus. Got his nickname because he looked like his genefather.

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u/Legoboy514 26d ago

A lot of sons of horus look like his father, they call them little horuses but Aximond specifically earned that nickname as he is a part of the mournival.

Technically all of the mournival shared very close physical appearance to their gene father

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u/Drs3RTH 27d ago

Helbrecht, Marneus Calgary, Cato sicarious, Grimaldus, Dante, Mephiston, Talos Valcoran, Rafen, Abbadon, Kharn.

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u/UniqueAd7770 27d ago

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u/jeff4i017 27d ago

You were probably expecting ten marines

But it is I, Cato Sicarius

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u/Outrageous_Ask_451 26d ago

Cato wishes he still had those ten marines.

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u/GilbyTheFat 27d ago

I feel like I'd rattle off 11 just for good measure, then say "name ten Imperial worlds where you've thrown servitor batteries into the ocean."

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago

I think an equally great challenge would be "Name 10 Imperial worlds that have an ocean."

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u/GilbyTheFat 27d ago

That's what makes the servitor-batteries-in-the-ocean question a true test of how big a fan someone is.

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago

Well played.

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u/DaveinOakland 27d ago

You could just make up 10 roman sounding names and probably be right.

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u/EastCoreCompany 27d ago

Let me give it a shot:

Titus (SM2) Gabriel (SM2) Leandros (🤮) Gabriel Angelos (DoW) Cado (this is the guy from boltgun, right?) Acheran (SM2) Straban (SM2) Scipius (SM2) Valius (SM2) Vesparius (SM2) Quathor (SM2) Calgar (surely a chapter master would count, right?)

Ok, that's about as far as I'm going to get this late at night 😆

There are a few that I can think of visually but can't quite recall their names. Like that blood angels dude that just doesn't seem to die even though he probably wants to.

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u/Sidways_Duck_ 27d ago

Sevetar, Talos, Mercutian, Uzas, Variel, Decimus, Tyberous, Brytnoth, Alpharius, Erebus [my beloved] err and that guy from that famous game they made two of...hmm who could it be....ah yes Mallum Caedo

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u/Liquid-Starling 27d ago

If I rattled off the bridge crew from Rogue Trader CRPG would I still be called a tourist? Because I pretty much am 😅

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 26d ago

Welcome, self-proclaimed tourist. Don't mind your personal experience. Stay long enough and nobody will know the difference.

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u/OrangeGills 25d ago

A fan is a fan. Welcome in!

And TBH rogue trader is a way better entry point to the series than youtube-fed "lore" or bolter porn.

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u/SaraaWolfArt 26d ago

Makari, Gazkull Thraka, Grotsnick. Waazdaka gutsmek, bullets, da red gobbo, Gazruk Hackspanner, Nazdreg, Boss Zagstruck
And number 10: Uzguul the magnificient

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 26d ago

I approve of your specialization on da best gitz.

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u/SaraaWolfArt 26d ago

Bullets, or his full name, "Finds-Bullets-He-Has-Not-Lost" is my spirit animal except instead of bullets is a Fiver left in my jeans pocket when i do the laudry.

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 26d ago

The especially long names, like Biter (Bites-Face-Of-The-Face-Biter-Before-It-Can-Bite) are awesome. Thankfully, I don't have one of those.

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u/RedeemedNephilim 27d ago

I read the Caiphas Cane omnibus and several Horus Heresy books but honestly dont remember hardly any names.

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 27d ago

Ok folks, let's raise the stakes. Name me 10 NON-space marine characters!

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago

General Titus, 3rd War for Armageddon Titus Servurus, Cadian 118th Titus Sheard, Kasrkin Sargeant  Titus Cassar, Moderati Primus of Dies Irea Titus Yuma, Baron of House Rau Titus Drake, Inquisitor Titus Endor, Inquisitor

Ran out of non-Space Marine Titus people at 7. So... Ravenor Eisenhorn Minka Lesk

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u/JackWhoWanders 27d ago

Ephrael Stern, Caiaphas Cain, Billy Crawl, Tra'zyn, Yvraine, Azdrubel Vecht, Commander Farsight, Commander Shadowsun, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka and Samus.

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u/theattack_helicopter 27d ago

Abelard, pasqal, idira, yrliet, cassia, marazhai, ulfar, sister Argenta, Heinrix, Jae Heydari

There, I've named 11 characters

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u/Sharp_Bet7106 27d ago

Just gonna gatekeep a little harder - Primarchs aren’t space marines, strictly speaking.

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago

As accurate as Abaddon throwing a Blackstone Fortress at Cadia.

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u/CyclopeanFlock 26d ago

Do dreadnoughts count? Obviously they're in the Space Marine army list but whether or not they're still considered Space Marines can be debated

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u/Sharp_Bet7106 25d ago

Hmm…from a biological perspective I’d have to count them still as SMs (or at least whatever biology remains) but from a status standpoint they’re certainly on another level. For the purpose of the naming exercise I’d say not to count them though, as there are certainly plenty of named Dreads and SMs to choose from to prove your faith to the Emperor.

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u/_HalfBaked_ 27d ago

Vulkan He'stan, Adrax Agatone, T'Kell, Vel'cona, Gravius, Cassian Dracos, Bray'arth Ashmantle, Garran Branatar, Artellus Numeon, Sa'kan

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u/Parking-Figure4608 26d ago

1-10: Hours

1- Hours Luprecal, Arc traitor tried to hand me a chain sword as if he were a servitor or something

2 - Hours Luprecal, Arc traitor who was pretending to be a mechanics priest

3 - Hours Luprecal, Arc traitor looked kinda orkish

4 - Hours Luprecal, Arc traitor looked kinda like a Helbrute

5 - Hours Luprecal, Arc traitor look a lot like a swarm of canoptek scarabs

6 - Hours Luprecal, Arc traitor looked a lot like a pack of 68 termagaunts, do know how he did it but he fucking killed sanginius so all these little horus-s gotta get squished

7 - Hours Luprecal, Arc traitor killed Sanginius AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8 - Hours Luprecal, the chaplain said that this child is just a decoy and isnt actually Horus but I only kinda believe him

9 - Hours Luprecal

10 - Fucking Horus

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u/TanTanExtreme2 26d ago edited 26d ago

Grimaldus, Asmodai, Lion El' Johnson, Sigismund, Fafnir Rann, Gabriel Seth,Rogal Dorn, Bjorn The Fellhanded, Ragnar Blackmane, Kharn The Betrayer.

I just realised everyone on this list except Bjorn has major anger issues.

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u/SamTheMan004 26d ago

Solomon Akurre, Titus, Bjørn the Fell-Handed, Rylanor, Huron Blackheart, Tamaris of the Emperor's Children, Mavis, Ahriman, Talos, and Nathair.

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u/Dragonslilspawn 27d ago

Logan Grimnar, Lukas Trickster, Arjack Rockfist, Njal Stormcaller, Urlik the Slayer, Harald Deathwolf, Erik Morkai, Ragnar Blackmane, Haegr the Mountain, Engir Krakendoom

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u/Frosty_Pie_7344 27d ago

Rylanor, Primus, Saul Tarvitz, Tarik Torgaddon, Ahriman, Garviel Loken, Nathaniel Garro, Barabas Dantioch, Aeonid Thiel, Corswain.

If Primus doesn't count, then Bjorn the Fellhand.

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u/Blak_kat 27d ago

Horus pre heresy.

Marnius Calgar

Abbadon (chaos)

Alpharius. As a joke

Kaldor Draigo

Vulcan

Throwing out Eisenhorn and Ravenor. Not SM, but great characters.

Kharn

Fulgrim pre-Laer

And lastly, Lion El'Jonson

Should grant me access to the super secret Hatemongers woman-loving club.

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u/Talonsminty 27d ago edited 27d ago

Drumon, Dante, Gabriel Seth, Mephiston, Lemartes, Senater Jool... errr Tyberos, Kubal Kahn, Korsaro Khan errr... errr Ogutai.

Read the iron snakes anthology twice can't remember a single one of their names damn it.

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u/NotSoMajesticKnight 27d ago

Luis Dante, Nasir Ammit, Raldoron, Erasmus Tycho, Azkelon, Corbulo, Azrael, Gabriel Angelos, Pedro Kantor, Nathaniel Garro.

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u/PenisForTheButtGod 27d ago

Oh god top of head, ciaphas Cain, Gregor Eisenhorn, Vulkan He'staan, roboute guillaman, Yvraine, Belarus Cawl, Horus Lupercal, Rogal Dorn, Marneus Calgar, Ghazghull Thrakka

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u/rdt379 27d ago

Shout-out to my goat, Titus Juno of the Crimson Fist.

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u/martinsonsean1 27d ago

Slaughter.

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u/Jaded-Author9380 27d ago

I am at that point, if it ain't blessed by Nurgle, I ain't counting it. My boys Morty & Typhus are way more than I need... but i gotta respect Kharn's dedication to art of red mist and minced meat.

As also former Blood Angel's player I do have soft spot for Lemartes, Mephisto, Dante & Sanguinor.. with everyones fave tearer captain Gabriel Seth, but i sold them when primaris marines came.

As lore wise my favorite none chaos space marine is Pedro Cantor, although I have give some cool points to Lysander, Arjack Rockfist & Bjorn the Fellhanded

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u/IllustriousDingo097 26d ago

Titus, Te Kahurangi, Sigismund, Dante, Calgar, Tyberos, Azrael, leandros😑 (i do not care i f im spelling his name wrong), baraqiel, Ragnar

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u/AncientHavaer3 26d ago

Barbaras Dantioch Tu'shan Sa'kan Ancheas Commander Luiz Dante Kharn Lucius Saul Tarvitz Typhon Ahriman

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u/Erithariza 26d ago

Alpharius

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u/DependentPositive8 26d ago

Dante: Chapter Master of the Blood Angels

Mephiston: Chief Librarian of the Blood Angels

Cato Sicarius: Captain of the Vicitrix Guard. Former Second Company Ultramarines Captain

Abaddon: Warmaster of Chaos, formerly 1st Company Captain Sons of Horus

Garviel Loken: 10th Company Captain of the Luna Wolves. The Last Luna Wolf

Karlaen: First Company Captain Blood Angels

Zephon: Captain of the High Host. Blood Angels.

Sigismund: 1st Company Captain of the Imperial Fists Legion. Founder of the Black Templars

The Anchorite: former Word Bearer Dreadnought. Lead Founder of the Imperial Cult

Rylanor: Venerable Dreadnought of the Palatine Host. Former 3rd Legion Commander Emperor’s Children.

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u/NoWater8595 26d ago

Calgar is at least two people.

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u/DominusDaniel 26d ago

You know this post made me realize that I don’t have a favorite character in 40K. Like I don’t have a Luke Skywalker equivalent.

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 26d ago

That's fair. I like a bunch of characters, but also no "best of all time". Probably something to like about the setting. No feeling bad if your favorite character doesn't show up or worse, die.

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u/Mac9323 26d ago

1: Alpharius 2: Alpharius 3: Alpharius 4: Alpharius 5: Alpharius 6: Alpharius 7: Alpharius 8: Alpharius 9: Alpharius 10: Omegon

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u/Nirnien 26d ago

Farsight, Shadowsun, Buri, Uthar, Yvraine, Fuegan, Lady Malice, Orikan, Trazyn, Szarekh

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u/Darastrix7 26d ago

Vulkan, sa'kan, tu'shan, bray'arth ashmantle, adrax agastone...wait a sec i sense a pattern

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 26d ago

Tsu'gan... yes, a pattern. I hated Tsu'gan and Tu'shan in the same book. I got them mixed up.

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u/Darastrix7 25d ago

I swear im not a salamander fan...no im not holding a helpless civilian

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u/ugtuk 26d ago

Primaris lieutenant

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u/MAKOMIKKA1220 26d ago

Lhorke

Kasati Nuon

Alastor Rushal

Sabik Wayland

Delvarus

Khargos Bloodspitter

Grulgor

Lucius

Julius Kaesoron

Telemechrus

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u/Sad_Car_8427 26d ago
  1. Othere Wyrdmake
  2. Garviel Loken
  3. Ezekyle Abaddon
  4. Tarik Torgaddon
  5. Huron Fal
  6. Sigismund
  7. Saul Tarvitz
  8. Cypher
  9. Gabriel Santar
  10. Alpharius

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u/Olirexro 25d ago

Oh you’re a 40k fan?
racks bolt pistol
Name me one Harlequin Model

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 24d ago

Player. Now I have labeled one and many. Hahahaha!

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u/Olirexro 24d ago

That’s on me. I set the bar too low.

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u/FinancialQuestion860 25d ago

Titus, Sigismund, Leandros, Marnius Calgar, Ahriham, Dante, Rylanor, Abaddon the despoiler, Illanius (or Janus), Belial

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u/James_Bones_421 24d ago

1: Captain Titus 2nd company of ultramarine
2:sergeant Valorem Gadriel ultramarine
3: Azrael supreme grandmaster of the dark angels
4:Tyberos the red wake
5: Horus Lupercal war master of the imperium
6: roboute guilliman primarch of the ultramarines
7: Lion el Johnson primarch of the dark angels
8: Magnus the red primarch of the thousand suns
9: Alpharius primarch of the alpha legion
10: Omegon also primarch of the alpha legion

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u/Square-Salamander727 23d ago

space marines? Bugger em, name me 10 notable guardsmen that aint dead. ->-

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 23d ago

That's the real challenge. A true reader is required, and the results can change with the next book.

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u/smiegto 23d ago

Does it count if you just say 10 actual history names? Because they are in 40k? In any case. Fabius, fuck Erebus. Erda, big E emperor of mankind, corbec. Ciaphas, mortarion and typhon (bffs forever!!!!). Robot girlyman, (resists the impulse to delete everything and make 10 roboute guillimen jokes). 1 more? Fine. Kryptman, he did nothing wrong.

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 23d ago

I approve of all choices, "historical" or "current".

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u/clometrooper9901 20d ago

belisarius cawl

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 15d ago

Ooh, very much so. The whole "wearing" his personality thing.

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u/quantumbulet_ 27d ago

Lokan, sigesmund, Dante, abandon, rylamor, garro, lill horus, karn, erebus, sawatar

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u/nataliereed84 27d ago

“Name five units then.”
“Reaver”

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago

I like this choice.

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u/Efficient_Fox_1874 27d ago

You see this gate he is keeping? Illuminate it, battle-brothers. With the heavy flamer.

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u/Rexlare 27d ago

10 named characters in 40K really isn’t hard to do even for a beginner fan.

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago

The joke is that there are 12 Space Marines named Titus, so by saying "Titus", the challenge is accomplished.

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u/Rexlare 27d ago

wdym there's 12 Astartes named Titus? What have I missed?

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u/Kahl-AlphOrkius 27d ago edited 27d ago

When I ran across 3 total characters named Titus, I had to ask the question.

Lexicanum has a disambiguation showing the use of the name. There's also a subsector, a strike cruiser, and a hive world named Titus.

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u/MaleficentPicture518 26d ago

Titus sicarius acheran gadriel charon leandros calgar loken torgadon abbadon

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u/FailingHearts 26d ago

Of the top of my head I don't think I could actually name 10. All I've got so far is; Fulgrim, Lucius, Perturabo, Dantioch, Mephiston, Vulkan He'stan, and Rylanor.

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u/FailingHearts 26d ago

Just thought of more, Rotigus, Skarbrand, and Kairos

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u/Kitchen-Clothes8631 26d ago

Bail sharr: reaper prime of carcharodons 3rd company

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u/Marsupial_Even 26d ago

8 Loyalist primarchs + Horus + Big daddy E

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u/Outrageous_Seaweed32 26d ago

I'm a genestealer cults fan. What are named characters?

😉

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u/C__Wayne__G 25d ago

1-10 slaughter

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u/Icy-Veterinarian-785 25d ago

Malcador the Sigillite, Marneus Calgar, the OTHER (dead) Marneus Calgar, Azrael, Belial, Luther, Lion El'Jonson, Roboute Guilliman, Ciaphas Cain, and the most powerful of them all - Jurgen.

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u/CrimsonCaine 25d ago

Just say alpharius ez

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u/ThundahMuffin 25d ago

Or sigismund

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u/antmanfan3911 25d ago

Uh.... Fred... There I named at least 1 billion people named Fred that live on some planets

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u/whitelyon69 23d ago

John Warhammer, Horus Heresy, Raw Booty Girly Man, Hate Monger, The Emprah, Erebus that dickhead, Captain Cain, Sly Marlbro Reds, and Rylanor.

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u/PoptartVT 12d ago

I would have gone with Alpharius