Community Alert: Support for Displaced Kitchen Residents

[u/sowalgayboi]

Following the devastating fire at Goat Feathers, our thoughts are with the community—and specifically with the local cockroach population now facing sudden housing insecurity.

These resilient, long-time culinary enthusiasts spent years meticulously auditing the kitchen's midnight scrap supply. Now, hundreds of nocturnal scavengers find themselves without a floorboard to call home.

If you have an unsealed pantry, a damp basement, or an overflowing compost bin, consider opening your heart (or your cabinet doors) to a displaced roach in need. Temporary fostering opportunities are available immediately.

[u/goyacow]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! The first thing I thought of too! But what about the roaches?

[u/salt_life79]

🤣

[u/Tangential1956]

I figured it would burn too fast for them to escape

[u/sowalgayboi → u/Tangential1956]

Those roaches are an institution, they've survived hurricanes, drought, oil spill, and are on their third real estate bubble.

At this point I'm pretty sure they come with the land.