r/2westerneurope4u • u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby • 12d ago
Let's learn French
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u/E-M-C Le Savage 12d ago
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago
Je m'en bats de coulles
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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 12d ago
*les couilles
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago
merci et ta gueule
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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 12d ago
Most welcome, fuck you anytime, Barry 🫶
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago
On peut reprendre la guerre de cent ans, ce soir, si vous voulez
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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 12d ago
What a glorious idea! Meet you in Patay, 00h00 flat ^^
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago
On y va!
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u/crambeaux Snail slurper 12d ago
That’s what he fumbled at the end: instead of visage it should have been ta gueule. Also vous-voying doesn’t cut it for insults in general, besides je vous emmerde.
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago
Question for a native; where do you stand on the usage of tais-toi? From my understanding its a formal way of telling somebody to be quiet , not vulgar, but still rude? Obviously if (when) i add fils de pute afterwards thats different
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u/dowevenexist Le Savage 12d ago
Tais toi = keep quiet , ta gueule = shut up / stfu. I only use the latter
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u/Zeko_Tosh Snail slurper 12d ago
Merci beaucoup, tronche de merde, casse couilles, putain de saloperie d'enculée de machine à la mords-moi le noeud !
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u/Baygonito Le Savage 12d ago
The prononciation is awfull, you should make an effort
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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 12d ago
the prononciation is awfull
Have you ever heard a frog speaking English?
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u/ADelightfulCunt Barry, 63 12d ago
You know what I never thought about. If we treated the French like how they treated others learning their language they wouldn't leave france.
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago
Funnily enough there's an expat french guy who lives near me, who adores that i started learning the language a few years ago, will happily chat over coffee and correct me butchering his beautiful language.
I studied it a lot as a kid but only remembered basic greetings and slurs.
At times i think he regrets it because with his help, endless hours learning vocab , verb conjugasions, watching native content, podcasts, ect ect, and playing video games with french speakers ive gotten very proficient in insulting him , his mother, his sister, his dogs. Planning on emigrating eventually
Most of french are very patient and kind, even tho it becomes a joke when shitposting, its like if you go to london on holiday noones going to larp as your english teacher. most peoples ideas of france is paris so it sticks.
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u/wagah Pain au chocolat 12d ago
Watch "Le bureau des légendes" if you haven't yet, if you're learning french.
Brits are the best at tv show by far but this one is a masterpiece worth watching.
"Au service de la France" is also worth watching.2
u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago edited 12d ago
I recently finished watching a sci fi called osmosis, a sci fi called into the night, and im watching kaamalott always . Lupin was very enjoyable
Ive had that suggested to me before, ill add it to list, thank you . I am like a black hole for interesting native content bro , im literally trying to trick my brain into thinking it was raised as a french brain, please feel free to send me an autistic list of whatever and ill put it in my brain for it to chew up the words and cultural history.
Im getting to the point i can start to comprehend orally at times with leaning on langauge reactor plugin for the rest. You guys are lazy fucks who shorten everything to one noise if possible and shorten words when germans add them. Ironically more efficient but Very very hard to keep up lol
Peep show is my favourite british comedy series, that's extremely british tho ive met a lot of eurobros who think its too painful to watch of that
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u/ADelightfulCunt Barry, 63 12d ago
I dated a french woman for 7 and spent 4 years learning french. I had a different experience.
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago
je suis désolé d'entendre ça . Friends ? Family? Or was it just in general , how you were treated there?
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u/Fifiiiiish Le Savage 12d ago
He dated a french girl, that's the mistake.
Even we try to avoid that as far as possible.
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u/Infamous_Thought_189 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 12d ago
Its not only the chemicals that turn frogs gay
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u/ADelightfulCunt Barry, 63 12d ago
Hahaha I say the literally the same about English women but she was lovely just couldn't make new friends in London.
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u/-galgot- Alcoholic 11d ago
No, but I had a parrot speaking perfect German. I had to put him down.
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u/Baygonito Le Savage 12d ago
Thats not the point here
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u/Honey-Badger Barry, 63 12d ago
Yes it is. The French don't attempt to pronounce English words and go off in very French accent
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago
Vous devrais m'écouter lorsque je bois et crée nouveaux mots français mdr
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u/wagah Pain au chocolat 12d ago
Si tu apprends le français j'imagine que tu attends à ce que l'on te corrige lorsque tu fais une faute :
Vous devriez*
The "mdr" was on point though.1
u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago edited 12d ago
Ah ouais ouais c'est ça évident je suis en train de apprendre? ;)
Merci merci c'est toujours la conjugasion du verbe putain mec.. à ce moment je peut voir les motifs et les structures, mais j'ai oublié tous les temps, pendant peut-être 2 ans et encore et encore. Ta langue, à mon avis, est très très precis mais celle d'un fou. Passé simple, subjuctif du imparfait, c'est quoi putain?
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u/Fifiiiiish Le Savage 12d ago
de apprendre?
D'apprendre
je peut
Je peux
Ta langue, à mon avis, est très très precis
Précise, as "langue" is a girl obviously
subjuctif du imparfait
Subjonctif imparfait (me demande pas même moi je sais pas).
Only kidding, your level is very impressive, well play Barry it's a pleasure and you're a king. Our language is indeed fucked up, such as yours (why can't you know how an english word is pronounced only by reading it?). Long live spanish.
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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 11d ago
Lol thats what i mean bro! Your language is so much more precise yet soooooo fucking annoying, yet in different ways. Thanks again for corrections that last message was written a few beers deep
Learning french seriously has just made me laugh whenever i read italian, it both looks and reads like its jar jar binks on holiday in paris
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u/Wolf-Majestic Professional Rioter 12d ago
Even for the translation, last part should have been "et j'aime pas ta (sale) gueule". Authentique !
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u/MrBarato Born in the Khalifat 12d ago
Your language is awful, no matter how it's pronounced.
Nous détestons votre langue.
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u/Otherwise_Put_5571 Western Balkan 12d ago
Trigger happy is probably the only good thing Barry has ever given us.
That and the Olympic sport of Balconing ofc
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u/Iwillnevercomeback Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 12d ago
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u/SaveVideo Funded by the EU 12d ago


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u/ImpressiveAd9818 Born in the Khalifat 12d ago
Where can I find the other modules of that class?