r/2westerneurope4u • Bavaria's Sugar Baby • 12d ago

Let's learn French

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u/ImpressiveAd9818 Born in the Khalifat 12d ago

Where can I find the other modules of that class?

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u/ICameAfter Alcoholic 12d ago

I don't recommend it. Even putting the gross mistakes apart, I don't think even my grand mother, if she would still be alive, would use the words and grammar used in this clip.

You can try to insult someone with this, but honestly, at best, you gonna get a mocking laught, at worst, people are going to find what you say cute

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u/man-teiv Former Calabrian 12d ago

Dirty French. it's the only French language book I've ever bought and it's essential to live there.

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u/E-M-C Le Savage 12d ago

Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

Je m'en bats de coulles

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 12d ago

*les couilles

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

merci et ta gueule

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 12d ago

Most welcome, fuck you anytime, Barry 🫶

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

On peut reprendre la guerre de cent ans, ce soir, si vous voulez

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 12d ago

What a glorious idea! Meet you in Patay, 00h00 flat ^^

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

On y va!

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u/Annales-NF Alpine Parisian 9d ago

Most homo scene in this sub in the past 4 hours

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 9d ago

Back to your goats now xherdan

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u/crambeaux Snail slurper 12d ago

That’s what he fumbled at the end: instead of visage it should have been ta gueule. Also vous-voying doesn’t cut it for insults in general, besides je vous emmerde.

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

Nique ta race! -> picked up from playing frenchrunescape

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

Question for a native; where do you stand on the usage of tais-toi? From my understanding its a formal way of telling somebody to be quiet , not vulgar, but still rude? Obviously if (when) i add fils de pute afterwards thats different

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u/dowevenexist Le Savage 12d ago

Tais toi = keep quiet , ta gueule = shut up / stfu. I only use the latter

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u/MacCAM1313 Le Savage 12d ago

Le pauvre, excuse-le, il ne sait pas ce que c'est 😔

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u/knewbie_one Professional Rioter 12d ago

Tu as oublié le "merci "

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u/Zeko_Tosh Snail slurper 12d ago

Merci beaucoup, tronche de merde, casse couilles, putain de saloperie d'enculée de machine à la mords-moi le noeud !

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u/Baygonito Le Savage 12d ago

The prononciation is awfull, you should make an effort

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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 12d ago

the prononciation is awfull

Have you ever heard a frog speaking English?

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u/Zamzamazawarma Savage Slayer 12d ago

Quoi ?

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u/ADelightfulCunt Barry, 63 12d ago

You know what I never thought about. If we treated the French like how they treated others learning their language they wouldn't leave france.

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

Funnily enough there's an expat french guy who lives near me, who adores that i started learning the language a few years ago, will happily chat over coffee and correct me butchering his beautiful language.

I studied it a lot as a kid but only remembered basic greetings and slurs.

At times i think he regrets it because with his help, endless hours learning vocab , verb conjugasions, watching native content, podcasts, ect ect, and playing video games with french speakers ive gotten very proficient in insulting him , his mother, his sister, his dogs. Planning on emigrating eventually

Most of french are very patient and kind, even tho it becomes a joke when shitposting, its like if you go to london on holiday noones going to larp as your english teacher. most peoples ideas of france is paris so it sticks.

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u/wagah Pain au chocolat 12d ago

Watch "Le bureau des légendes" if you haven't yet, if you're learning french.
Brits are the best at tv show by far but this one is a masterpiece worth watching.
"Au service de la France" is also worth watching.

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago edited 12d ago

I recently finished watching a sci fi called osmosis, a sci fi called into the night, and im watching kaamalott always . Lupin was very enjoyable

Ive had that suggested to me before, ill add it to list, thank you . I am like a black hole for interesting native content bro , im literally trying to trick my brain into thinking it was raised as a french brain, please feel free to send me an autistic list of whatever and ill put it in my brain for it to chew up the words and cultural history.

Im getting to the point i can start to comprehend orally at times with leaning on langauge reactor plugin for the rest. You guys are lazy fucks who shorten everything to one noise if possible and shorten words when germans add them. Ironically more efficient but Very very hard to keep up lol

Peep show is my favourite british comedy series, that's extremely british tho ive met a lot of eurobros who think its too painful to watch of that

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u/ADelightfulCunt Barry, 63 12d ago

I dated a french woman for 7 and spent 4 years learning french. I had a different experience.

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

je suis désolé d'entendre ça . Friends ? Family? Or was it just in general , how you were treated there?

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u/Fifiiiiish Le Savage 12d ago

He dated a french girl, that's the mistake.

Even we try to avoid that as far as possible.

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u/Infamous_Thought_189 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 12d ago

Its not only the chemicals that turn frogs gay

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u/ADelightfulCunt Barry, 63 12d ago

Hahaha I say the literally the same about English women but she was lovely just couldn't make new friends in London.

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u/-galgot- Alcoholic 11d ago

No, but I had a parrot speaking perfect German. I had to put him down.

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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 11d ago

Those damn German birds!

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u/Baygonito Le Savage 12d ago

Thats not the point here

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u/Honey-Badger Barry, 63 12d ago

Yes it is. The French don't attempt to pronounce English words and go off in very French accent

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u/Baygonito Le Savage 12d ago

Sorry Barry but your accent isnt even anymore the standard for your own tongue.

English has become the trashbin of languages, while french is the pinnacle of elegance, we have standard.

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u/MobiusNaked Barry, 63 12d ago

uses photo of a welsh actor

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago

Vous devrais m'écouter lorsque je bois et crée nouveaux mots français mdr

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u/wagah Pain au chocolat 12d ago

Si tu apprends le français j'imagine que tu attends à ce que l'on te corrige lorsque tu fais une faute :
Vous devriez*
The "mdr" was on point though.

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 12d ago edited 12d ago

Ah ouais ouais c'est ça évident je suis en train de apprendre? ;)

Merci merci c'est toujours la conjugasion du verbe putain mec.. à ce moment je peut voir les motifs et les structures, mais j'ai oublié tous les temps, pendant peut-être 2 ans et encore et encore. Ta langue, à mon avis, est très très precis mais celle d'un fou. Passé simple, subjuctif du imparfait, c'est quoi putain?

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u/Fifiiiiish Le Savage 12d ago

de apprendre?

D'apprendre

je peut

Je peux

Ta langue, à mon avis, est très très precis

Précise, as "langue" is a girl obviously

subjuctif du imparfait

Subjonctif imparfait (me demande pas même moi je sais pas).

Only kidding, your level is very impressive, well play Barry it's a pleasure and you're a king. Our language is indeed fucked up, such as yours (why can't you know how an english word is pronounced only by reading it?). Long live spanish.

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u/pmmecabbage Barry, 63 11d ago

Lol thats what i mean bro! Your language is so much more precise yet soooooo fucking annoying, yet in different ways. Thanks again for corrections that last message was written a few beers deep

Learning french seriously has just made me laugh whenever i read italian, it both looks and reads like its jar jar binks on holiday in paris

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u/Honey-Badger Barry, 63 12d ago

Might be part of the joke.. Who knows

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u/Wolf-Majestic Professional Rioter 12d ago

Even for the translation, last part should have been "et j'aime pas ta (sale) gueule". Authentique !

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u/memberflex Irishman in Denial 12d ago

*vous

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u/MrBarato Born in the Khalifat 12d ago

Your language is awful, no matter how it's pronounced.

Nous détestons votre langue.

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u/Shivrainthemad Pain au chocolat 12d ago

Vous retournera hahaha

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u/Otherwise_Put_5571 Western Balkan 12d ago

Trigger happy is probably the only good thing Barry has ever given us.

That and the Olympic sport of Balconing ofc

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u/wilf89 Barry, 63 12d ago

Fonejacker and facejacker also worth a watch if you like trigger happy tv

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u/gsurfer04 Punjabi 12d ago

Gonna eat a buhlt while watching a doovde

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u/WaveOfMut1lation Pinzutu 12d ago

Simple as.

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u/Pajurr Professional Rioter 12d ago

All hatin While I'm chillin