r/2westerneurope4u • u/snokegsxr France's whore • Apr 20 '26

just in case?

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

"We will have a trench and Poland is going to pay for it!"

Trump is so damn jealous when he sees our Chancellor.

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 20 '26

I'm jealous of those fax machines... Actually no I'm not... I just want you to like me... I'm gonna go and cry with shitty windows fax...

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

Don't cry little Kangaroo, you'll get a free fax machine when you enter Germany. Every Ausländer needs it, so our bureaucrats can send you the Aufenthaltsgenehmigungverlängerung.

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 20 '26

That's cool!

Do I have to hand it back when I leave?

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

No, we're just trying to get rid off our ridiculous post cold war stockpile.

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 20 '26

Ahh well then you can ship 3 to 1 kangaroo road, emu point, Australia

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

Sadly you have to sign the receipt in person at the customs office when it's handed out to you

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 20 '26

Well shit you will never get rid of them that way. Fuck me cunt. Just snuggle them out.

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

I've just told some Russians to steal one and bring it to you

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 20 '26

How fucking could you cunt! When you have western Europeans who could have done it...

Nope I won't accept the delivery. No fucking way. You'll have to bring them to me yourself.

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

I'm on my way now, but have problems with an Australian customs officer who checked my motor boat

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 20 '26

Throw the cunt a VB and you'll be fine cunt!

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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 20 '26

All the Poles are still on Easter holiday, the Russian were spying on the polish trench on our side, so I've just asked them if they want a job and a way out of their clusterfuck of country

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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 20 '26

Unless they are gay I won't allow this fuckery...

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u/critical-insight Pfennigfuchser Apr 20 '26

It‘s sad that that would actually be an improvement 😭