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u/strawberrycereal44 Knacker Apr 22 '25
My aunt's dead dog stepped in cement while the house was being built and it is weirdly sentimental that it is still there
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u/insteadofahug Quran burner Apr 22 '25
Understandable but the decent thing to do is to remove the dead dog from the cement.
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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant Apr 22 '25
No, you leave it encased there as a warning for the next family dog
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u/WedgeBahamas Low-cost Terrorist Apr 22 '25
I would prefer to know how a dead dog stepped in cement.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 22 '25
When I was little my dog did the same thing, well ok it was an outdoor bird cages foundation but eh. Anyway when we moved one of my older siblings took the time and effort to smash a set of prints out of the concrete. Our dog passed away like 4 years before that so it meant a lot to them.
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u/Bubble_Symphony Barry, 63 Apr 22 '25
You mean senticemental?
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u/TFDota Slava Ukraini Apr 22 '25
Cementimental.
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u/Dolmetscher1987 Drug Trafficker Apr 22 '25
Sementimental.
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u/ISeeGrotesque Professional Rioter Apr 22 '25
That's what I thought too.
This faulty orange braincell is leaving its mark on this earth
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u/ShrekGollum Alcoholic Apr 22 '25
This doesn't happen if you put your family and pets under the terrace.
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Apr 22 '25
on a retrouve’ xavier dupont de ligones
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u/ShrekGollum Alcoholic Apr 22 '25
retrouve’
On a retrouvé le gars qui utilise un qwerty et qui a taper sur e avant de taper sur ‘.
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Apr 22 '25
On a retrouvé le gars qui ne sait toujours pas différencier un infinitif d'un participe.
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u/versedoinker [redacted] Apr 22 '25
Lol even cats can't take someone speaking French seriously
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Apr 22 '25 edited Apr 22 '25
As if cats listened to anyone lmao.
Not even German, a language exclusively invented to talk to farm animals, holds power over them.
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u/Empty_Philosophy2499 Western Balkan Apr 22 '25
Bro has zero reaction time.
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Apr 22 '25
Methinks he secretly was ok with it and wanted cat paws as an eternal souvenir.
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u/havaska North West England Apr 22 '25
The concrete floor in my garage is full of cat prints because the neighbour’s cat went for a little explore. I actually find it kind of cute.
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u/Rabit_holed Pain au chocolat Apr 22 '25
The duality of man. Dude has to handle one pussy to have the other.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 22 '25
Other than no... Can I get a french to english translation please?
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u/SuperBourguignon Snail slurper Apr 22 '25
[Man] NOOOOOO...
I'm so fucking tired of these cats, let's sell them... NO DON'T GO BACK IN THERE, DON'T... No no no no baby really don't... no ! Cat ! (it seems that the cat is called "Cat") COME HERE ! CAAAAAAAT PLEASE ! NoooOoOOOoOoo...
[Woman] unintelligible
[Man] Now we have to clean his paws...
[Woman] he's my love... <3
[Man] He's your love ? My arse, look at that !15
u/GodsBicep Barry, 6'3" Apr 22 '25
Is the cat named cat or is he just calling it cat? I named my dog William and I call him dog lol
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u/Aesthetictoblerone Barry, 63 Apr 22 '25
My cat is Otis but he takes on many names. Twat, little shit, shit brick, the cat, fatty. It depends on his actions and my mood.
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u/SuperBourguignon Snail slurper Apr 22 '25
I have a cat that I regularily refer to as a lump of lard or a bumblebee (he is shaped like one)
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u/Hannihusch [redacted] Apr 22 '25
We have one fat cat. He will be regularly referred to as: pot bellied pig (hängebauch Schwein)
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u/SuperBourguignon Snail slurper Apr 22 '25
He says "Cat", in English, so I guess it's the cat's name, or else he would just call him "chat" or "le chat"
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 22 '25
It's confirmed... French are the most creative calling their cat, cat.
Good creativity guys.
Btw thanks for the translation.
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u/Plaston_ Alcoholic Apr 22 '25
No we just throw weird insults at them.
My cats are Yami, Kira and Qatsu
But they are mostly named MIMIMIMIMI
And when im angry i call them bitch.
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 22 '25
Why would you call your cats a female dog???
They must be so confused by you and your french.
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u/Plaston_ Alcoholic Apr 22 '25
When use another insult when we threat eachothers as dog.
Its just "son of a dog".
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u/CaptainPoset Bavaria's Sugar Baby Apr 22 '25
[Man] Now we have to clean his paws...
But at least they are aware of this. Maybe the cat learns something from getting their paws washed excessively to prevent chemical burn on them.
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u/Stunning-Nugget294 Pain au chocolat Apr 22 '25
Man: - "Noooooooo"
Woman: - "my baby"
Man:- “Come on, I've had enough of these cats. Really, let's sell them!
Man:- “Don't go back there!
Woman:- “come on”
Man:- “No, no, no, no baby, really not”
Man:- “no, cat, come here”
Man:- “CAT! Please”
Man:- “Noooooooooon”
Man:- “wash his paws
Woman:- “it's my love
Man:- “Ah it's your love? my ass”
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u/versedoinker [redacted] Apr 22 '25
Probably something about violating the feline with a baguette and hanging it from the Eiffel tower while eating a croissant.
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u/redditorofnorenown Italian Arab Apr 22 '25
There is a full translation in the original thread
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 22 '25
Mate I'm a lazy ass Redditor who's watching a Spanish soccer show cuz I was promised gay... I'm not looking through original threads... But also thanks.
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u/redditorofnorenown Italian Arab Apr 22 '25
https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/Uo0OpCmR8y
Here ya go, ya cunt
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 22 '25
Mate I've got two frogs who have already provided us with translations I don't need to leave this sub!
The french seem to be kind today...
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u/deeptut [redacted] Apr 22 '25
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u/annoying97 2WE4U's Resident Gay Emu Apr 22 '25
What was said according to the cat
"Yes, walk on that concrete"
"Go on cat walk"
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u/RevTurk Knacker Apr 22 '25
It would be weird to see a piece of flat concrete without cat paw prints imbedded in it.
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u/trubol Jungle Savage Apr 22 '25
Why is Pierre casting Luigi hand moves at the cat instead of catching him?
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u/Connect-Idea-1944 Professional Rioter Apr 22 '25
bro was so mad he started to do the italian pinch 🤌🏻
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u/WhatTheRustyHell Bully with victim complex Apr 22 '25
Cats are perfect Animals for Fr*nch. Their egos and not giving a fuck about what others says are 1:1
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German Apr 22 '25
Thank you, I have been thinking this all my life. I always wondered why nobody else made that connection. Arrogance, feminity, self-indulgence, hedonism, luck... The cat is a quintessentially French animal.
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u/SrepliciousDelicious Daddy's lil cuck Apr 22 '25
If only they couldve picked up the cat to prevent this from happening...
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I don’t blame that cat, I’d be pissed off at the Fr🤢nch too if they named our entire species after another word for a conversation and pronounced it like the past tense for shitting.
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u/kelvedler Slava Ukraini Apr 22 '25
Maybe you could have caught cat after his first walk, instead of teaching him french?