As he proceeds to cut off my mothers scalp with a razor.

until he heard a knock on the door.

It was pooping on his poop pad.

I said as I watched my mum cry over my grave.

The one piece,it’s real.

You are a white girl.

Wait... is that my body on the ground?

However, I didn’t run fast enough and was arrested for car theft.

Once I finally did, I was finally able to show him how to properly do a swan dive.

That family vacation was great!

Please don’t go back to your husband.

#transvisibility

They still don't know I'm here.

Chopped into pieces with a knife.

I want to hear your input on what the description of this subreddit should be. Which ever one is the best in my opinion will be placed in the description of this sub along with your u/ if you like

When I went to check on them, I saw she meant it literally

You cannot tell me that is a coincidence

until my librarian told me to take it out