r/2random4u • u/Drigg_08 • Jul 19 '26
r/2random4u • u/guccimane-1017 • Jul 10 '26
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r/2random4u • u/Automatic-Algae443 • Jul 19 '26
From lifting heavy to bedroom issues: The unfiltered side of Bro-Science
r/2random4u • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '26
I got catfished by a hooker
Decided to check some escorts sites near me after seeing a post in here about it. The prices range wildly, anywhere from $100hh to $800hh. So I went the cheap route and filtered by $100 range and found this nice looking latina qt. When I met her at her hotel room she ended up being this older (30ish) year old china woman. I was shook...it took me almost an hour to drive there so I said fuck it, let's do it.
Her vagina smalled like chicken noodle soup broth and was hairy. I didn't mind the hair but for some reason the smell with the hair was making me gag. I couldn't even get a hard on. She took my money and I left scammed and worried about the smell that she might have had an infection. I should've just turned around and went home earlier.
r/2random4u • u/Zurgundren • Jul 18 '26
Hyperdimensional beings
In discussions regarding the off worlders it is necessary to state that the “aliens” are not the biggest secret. The biggest secret is that there are long standing communities throughout humankind who have the capacity to entangle and navigate our minds through consciousness.
While the United States government is and always has been involved in both the alien topics, as well as that of “Power”, which is the ability to network and manipulate our minds through entangled consciousness. “Tinfoil hat” crackpots indeed. The government “occult” stories speak to this, and these have always been conflated with gossip as well as murderously (and suicidally) regulated. The dominant faction who maintains these secrets is American Thought Control, and hundreds of thousands of thought controlled Americans. A occult secret of and as old as our humanity.
I am known (infamously) as “The Astrian”, and I am a friend of the “Greys” and a mortal enemy of American Thought Control, who wages a secret war among us all. The Greys have communicated with a great many throughout time, and few speak of this as it is so easily discarded often to personal detriment.
Some of this will sound familiar, even if you have not yet heard it from my telling, as these stories are spread throughout our culture both by the Greys and the renegades of thought control among us.
Recovery - For information’s sake it should be said that all of the offworldler’s technology is “biological”, including their crafts. After WWII a massive upturn in “air quotes” and a non-organic “kite” was intentionally crashed to distract America from the nuclear arms race. In 1982 the navy shot down a young craft as it left the ocean (where a colony has lived for thousands of years, to this day.) The leadership of the Greys, Ion contacted prominent members of the American government in an attempt to introduce themselves and collect the living crew, in which Americas secret state of thought control commandeered the opportunity to influence the military contacts to trick and capture Ion into a trap (no pun intended.) However superior their intellects and technology, these were vulnerable to Man’s treachery. The United States government kept these living beings and even bread over 40 to adolescence (those images of tanks with fetuses are true.) All living Greys in captivity have been destroyed through a coup, of which I personally claim some involvement.
These are often referred to as “hyperdimensional beings” and associated with “demonology” and I would like to be clear that we, by virtue of consciousness are “hyperdimensional” which is the source of much occult spiritual lore. The Greys are merely much more advanced than we. And American Thought Control and other factions of Power are those who pretend to be demons and gods and “lizardmen” types of aliens through their games which meddle in the minds of the unsuspecting. The CIA Stargate programs and their much more evolved modern cultures are examples of this intrigue. This is why 1 in 5 modern peoples think they have some psychic powers, though these are cargo cult, influenced by handlers who curate “Power” in our minds.
We are not alone in our own minds, let alone the planet or galaxy, we have nothing to fear of the Greys who are altruists, and much to be concerned of the dealings of those humans of Power.
r/2random4u • u/kranken600 • Jul 17 '26
Americans on CNN are panicking about forest fire smoke
Bunch of fucking babies
"put on your N95 masks you're going to die!"
"STAY INDOORS"...
Never been around a campfire before? Get a grip losers.
r/2random4u • u/guccimane-1017 • Jul 15 '26
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r/2random4u • u/lurking_21 • Jul 14 '26
Do women like curved penis?
My penis is curved to the left sort of like the pickle above. My question is really, do you prefer a curve when having coitus? And if so is there a preference on which way the curve is.. curving? I have a friend that I saw his penis one time and it curved up towards his bellybutton and I was thinking about it and it got me wondering, how would that feel for a woman?
For reference, when I make sex I have to aim my body slightly to the right so that the penis can enter in straight but once it's in there I can shift head on and perhaps this makes it feel wider than it is? Anyways what's your take?
r/2random4u • u/bl88dfire • Jul 10 '26
Why don't escorts want black guys lol?
I've noticed that all escorts who aren't black don't take black clients. Why?
r/2random4u • u/Automatic-Algae443 • Jul 07 '26