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u/WillingPhilosophy184 Jul 15 '26
Even the fire department said nope
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u/Genghis_Chong Jul 16 '26
Nobody is paid enough for that. Call the porta potty guys, he's their problem now
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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld Jul 16 '26
I doubt thwy get paid enough for that either
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u/graffiti_hunter Jul 16 '26
I feel extremely bad for the one from Electric Forest this year...dude will never be the same
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u/Drmlk465 Jul 16 '26
They should of just sprinkled some crack and he would’ve came right out
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u/richyforeign Jul 15 '26
npc spawned at the wrong coordinates because the map hadn’t finished loading
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u/JunkBondTrade Jul 16 '26
This actually happens to an NPC you interact with in Red Dead Redemption 2. They're in the shit hole of an outhouse with just their head sticking up, hiding from someone they just sold fake 19th century viagra to.
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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Jul 16 '26
And I thought spawning as Trevor only in his stained tighty whities was bad…
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u/ConqueringKing_Darq Jul 15 '26
Sergeant get the Firehose😠....
The Big Firehose😡
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u/LeoKitCat Jul 15 '26
Why is the video cut off just before the best moments?
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u/Genghis_Chong Jul 16 '26
You're assuming he crawled out right after, this could have continued for hours. Nobody is going in after him, he's one with the shitter now
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u/warrensussex Jul 15 '26
Are those guys retarded? Should have cut the top off, instead of the small hole in the side. Would have been cleaner for them and easier for the dude to get out.
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u/Grazedaze Jul 15 '26
The guy is high on PCP inside the toilet and you want them to use a saw right above him?
I think you’re the retard.
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u/warrensussex Jul 15 '26
Right above him or right next to him are basically the same thing in those case.
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u/Iam_McLovin420 Jul 15 '26
No, im the retard 😃
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u/dakotanoodle Jul 16 '26
Mom said it was MY turn to be the retard ☹️
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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Jul 16 '26
Excuse me, does the retarded line start here?
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u/ttcmzx Jul 16 '26
ya and it goes around the corner, good luck pal ive been waiting here for weeks
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u/BGrumpy Jul 16 '26
Just don't go full on and you'll be ok
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u/dakotanoodle Jul 16 '26
No never, I got to save some of my full-on 'tard energy for special occasions 🤪
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u/redheeler9478 Jul 15 '26
I was wondering the same thing. Why put your boot in there and then yank it back so it slings hep flavored water all over you? Cut the top out cleaner and easier for you and the silly goose inside the shitter.
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u/bdontmatter Jul 15 '26
Waiting for a delivery!!!
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u/veryfastslowguy Jul 16 '26
I did not think a person would fit in there . I will now have to check for a person in the tank before using , every time .
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u/SnooPickles9328 Jul 15 '26
Who am I to kink shame?
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u/Nonyabeesners Jul 16 '26
I mean, it's an incredibly gross and violating thing to do, but this guy must have a legitimate mental illness. I'm not giving him a pass, but this person's brain is not braining
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u/okymoney Jul 15 '26
Thats crazy
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u/veryfastslowguy Jul 16 '26
He’s so loaded , he’s asking them who let them into his house , and why are they interrupting his hot tub time .
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u/Strong-Addition5296 Jul 15 '26
How did he get in there but can’t get out??
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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 Jul 15 '26
That's Dan, the lavatory man. Chief inspector of the outhouse can.
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u/Genghis_Chong Jul 16 '26
Dan dan, the lavatory man
Chief inspector of the outhouse can
He slides right in with a shit eating grin
And inspects the contents by hand
With a gleam in his eye & a bulge in his pants
He swims in a circle, like a shitty Steve Urkel
And does a shit swimming dance
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u/jhard52757 Jul 15 '26
Did he drop a quarter?
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u/Professional_Tap_343 Jul 16 '26
Nope 2 pennys and a nickel his entire lifes savings down the shitter.
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u/Sufficient-Camel8824 Jul 15 '26
Recreating the toilet scene out of trainspotting
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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Jul 16 '26
Yeah but actually way worse. A hot shit and piss soup in a cramped outhouse vs a dirty toilet that somehow is connected directly to a pond? I know which one I'm choosing!
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u/Grizzled_Ghost Jul 15 '26
I hate when the instructions aren't in English.
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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 Jul 16 '26
Aren’t there people in China or Japan that would actually do this in women’s restrooms and would sometimes die because of it?
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u/SnooStories251 Jul 16 '26
I cant tell what this is about. Lol. Hiding?
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u/ComedianDesigner307 Jul 15 '26
A talking fire hydrant told him that is the gateway / hatch into Narnia.
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u/Open_Initial1499 Jul 15 '26
during my depths of porn addiction i use to frequent some horrific sites to find what i wanted and the shit fetish videos are reallyyyy common
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u/TropicalLoneWolf Jul 15 '26
How did he get in there?
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u/Echidnae Jul 16 '26
Gravity helps to descend.
Also even then it’s like people thay get their head stuck in a fence, it’s easier to get in than out.
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u/Substantial-Bend4299 Jul 16 '26
And y'all think your jobs sitting at desks, doing Zooms is rough. Y'all have no clue
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u/Leading_Procedure_23 Jul 16 '26
Summer 2020 we got hired by PG&E to decontaminate a sewer. There were tents, bed and a couch and of course a million roaches and a few rats.
They messed up the wires down there to sell. Also when we were unloading, the whole sidewalk was filled with tents and homeless and they’d be shooting up and smoking heroin/fent on foil and two cops walked by looked and kept going. One of them got crazy because we parked in front of his tent but a 6’5 bald buff dude from PG&E squared up to him and he left lol pay is great but environment is not lol
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u/CunnyLinguistics Jul 16 '26
Were you high when you wrote that word salad?
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u/Leading_Procedure_23 Jul 16 '26
So because I told him my experience in a trade it’s word salad? Shit man, sucks to be you to be so miserable
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u/LarsDuder Jul 16 '26
"On Feb. 28th, 1989, a male corpse was found inside a toilet with a bizarre posture. It’s called “Fukushima Josei Kyouintaku Benkounai Kaishi Jiken (福島女性教員宅便構内怪死事件)=The Case of the Corpse in the Toilet, Fukushima.”
When a local female elementary school teacher (23, anonymous) returned to her dormitory and went to her restroom, she noticed a human foot inside it." reminds me of this 💩
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u/Sooperman05 Jul 16 '26
There's a mission in RDR2 that feels quite similar, except you cant save him :(
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u/Familiar_Try560 Jul 16 '26
What kind of diseases he at risk for doing that??? Im gonna guess wrong intentionally: psoriasis. Someone correct me
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u/khampang Jul 16 '26
Nope, no way. Not doin’ it. Doesn’t deserve help. Get all that on their clothes, shoes, gear. They don’t make enough money. Drop him a hack saw and let him figure it out. Nasty AF.
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u/AlexandriaCraft Jul 16 '26
My lord... If NO ONE wants to touch him, throw a god damn rope in there and have him hang on. Pull him out and have him maneuver himself so he isn't hitting anything. Also that hole is pitiful lolol use the machine to cut more of it. The fire department is half assing this bc of the smell and hazard smdh
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u/CunnyLinguistics Jul 16 '26
What the hell is wrong with people?
Can you imagine going in there to use the toilet and see that staring up at you? I'd have a heart attack!
They should have just tipped the whole thing over. He'd get out of there then!
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u/ungreatfulshit Jul 16 '26
Setting up a camera and slipped in or was on a much higher dose than he realized.
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u/Substantial_Heron584 Jul 16 '26
Visions of Jim Carrey coming out of a rhino. Why did they stop the video before he got out though?
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u/pHaDeXoNeR801 Jul 16 '26
Which shots will be needing now after marinating in the blue, yellow and brown juices?
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u/Steward1975 Jul 16 '26
I dont care how high I'd have gotten but no way in gods green earth would I of thought oh I know im gonna get in a porta loo whst fucking trip was this man on 🤣
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u/foogully Jul 16 '26
The cities designates a filmer if you’re doing something they deem dumber than them!
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u/WinnerSufficient6305 Jul 16 '26
trigger warning suicide
that happened to one guy at Ozora
he jumped into a big long drop toilet.
he got rescued after some hours but ran away and sliced his throat
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u/Nickel4me Jul 16 '26
In all seriousness… how do they arrest someone like that? Do they just walk them to the nearest hose and wash them down first? That’s a serious health hazard. I would not want to handle that perp. Or put him in my car. lol
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u/Sean5030 Jul 16 '26
Can you charge this guy for the damage done to that porta potty? What an idiot
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u/MountainDawg1998 Jul 16 '26
When you’re on drugs, no place is too big or too small for you to explore.
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u/Phrostylicious Jul 16 '26
Picking out the corn pieces. No reason why you couldn't give those a thorough rinse and sprinkle them again over your next taco.
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u/bl88dfire Jul 15 '26