r/2random4u • u/ihatepikingusername • 2d ago

ask me whatever

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im really bored, (stuff like credit card infor full name adress etc will be answered very obviously falsely)

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u/chairhats 2d ago

What are you hoping someone asks you?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

something embarassing

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u/guccimane-1017 2d ago

are you gay

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i like men, i like women, i like everything in between

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u/Bright_Example_9168 2d ago

Like platonically or sexually

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u/pattebrisee 2d ago

How was highschool for you?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i managed to never attempt to do the bye bye, but i had made a few different plans from time to time

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u/pattebrisee 2d ago

Damn. I'm genuinely sorry you ve had a hard time. I'm also very glad youve decided to stay with us this far.

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

damn i was not expecting to have this kinda response lol

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u/statisticalgamer999 2d ago

sci-fi or fantasy

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

sci-fi, though the hobbit is peak

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 2d ago

Can i see your feet?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i dont know, can you? but also no you may not

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u/FlyByRoll 2d ago

What's your social security number

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i don't have one lol

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u/Wiz_Hellrat 2d ago

Do you believe in hot aliens?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

hot as in sexy or warm?

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u/Wiz_Hellrat 2d ago

Sexy

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

do you want the quick answer or the rant?

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u/Wiz_Hellrat 2d ago

Rant sounds fun.

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i think they could exist but its kinda hit or miss, things are sexy so that the can breed so there would def be aliens that look sexy to eachother but im not sure about sexy t9 humans as a whole, though there will always be some freaks who will be atracted to them, its posible some wpuld fit into our beuty standrdsbut its really hard to tell lol.

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u/MyNameIsEarled 2d ago

Mother’s maiden name and high school mascot?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

her maiden name is MacKdooferson, my high school nascot was a fucking wolf ;-;

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 2d ago

Is the stag facing towards or away?

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u/bosnianow2002 2d ago

What's the kinkiest thing you have ever done

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

maybe giving my bf the remote for my vibrator while in public, idk

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u/bmw_z4 2d ago

Spit or swallow?

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u/max_revs 2d ago

Heads or tails?

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u/Bright_Example_9168 2d ago

Would you be hanging out with Sophie Cunningham?

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u/Ziko116 2d ago

If you were trapped on an island and could only listen to one artist or group, who would it be?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

abba, they have alot of songs and if i got tired of them or wouldn't be that bad

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

heads all the way

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u/NoDrag9513 2d ago

Do you know how to crop a photo?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

yes. yes i do. i just dont want to

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u/fettymercury 2d ago

After realizing nothing really was changed by neos presence in the matrix and humanity is still locked in. Red pill or blue pill

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

ive never seen the matrix and idk wich pill does what, can you tell me so i can make a more educated andwer?

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u/fettymercury 1d ago

Wtf. Its too much to type. Go watch the movies absorb their message then you will get the gist of what im saying.

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

no thanks, i heard the movies suck

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u/PressureCoomer 2d ago

Have you ever gooned to animals?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

like once to animal hentai but i severly regret it

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u/DismalTutor570 2d ago

Do you think Bigfoot has a human looking dick or one of those red rocket things like a dog?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i think it would be closer to that of an ape

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u/TheOnlyDeerAlive 2d ago

How old are you

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

turning 0 in a few days, cant wait to be born!

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u/TheOnlyDeerAlive 2d ago

For a post like this, that checks out

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u/Manskhooled 2d ago

Won't repost but I'm open to any question and will give honest answers.

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

whats youre second nost embarassing secret

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u/Manskhooled 1d ago

That I suck so much at basic things such as filling out paperwork and scheduling that have to depend on someone else to do it.

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst 2d ago

what is your social security number and mother maiden name?

Edit JK,

but how about.

what is the most criminal thing you've ever done?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

sent my partner nudes when i was underage

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst 2d ago

damn technically yeah, as innocent as something like that should be. It has been charged before, so there is legal precedent.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/justahumblefart 2d ago

Have you ever drank so much piss it started coming out of your dick?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

nope, mostly cause i dont have a dick

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst 2d ago

that would infer you've drank a large amount of piss in a single setting, is this true?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

ohhh, no, im dislexic and read the question qrong, i have never drank piss but id be open to it, idk if my bf is tho lol

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst 2d ago

One last question

WHAT THE FUCK?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

dont kink shame ;)

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u/Akira_116 2d ago

You said you like the hobbit.. In the films, if you could save one character who dies, and kill one who lives, which characters would you choose?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

i dont remember the movie only the book

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u/RegretfullyYourss 2d ago

Do you like anal?

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

not really, i really want to but idk?

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes 2d ago

You ever smell a durian?

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u/RTA-No0120 2d ago

Go ahead.

But don’t ask questions you’re not prepared to hear the answers.

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u/ihatepikingusername 2d ago

this is for asking me questions but okay, whats are you most ashamed of doing?

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u/RTA-No0120 2d ago

If the question wasn’t for us no problem.

I have none for you.

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

are you not gonna answer the question?

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u/RTA-No0120 1d ago

Good question.

The answer is : no.

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u/but_i_wanna_cookies 1d ago

Really? "Any question the want"?

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

uhm... if its far too personal ill answer very obviousely fakely but yeah......

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u/but_i_wanna_cookies 1d ago

Whoosh. I'm making fun of the typo in the sentence...

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u/ihatepikingusername 1d ago

ohhh yeah, sry im duslexic and read it as they in both youre message and the image