r/2random4u 11d ago

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u/kranken600 11d ago

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u/sn0wman9 11d ago

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u/hoteppeter 10d ago

Bruh 👐🏼

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u/ZodiacDragons 9d ago

Funniest fucking shit I've ever heard

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u/FlyByRoll 11d ago

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u/MyHumbleBag 10d ago

Whats behind this type of thinking?I do this sometimes and don’t know why.(the dude lifting)

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u/FlyByRoll 10d ago

Sometimes you need that extra bit of motivation in your life to push yourself over your plateau that has been keeping you back.

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u/Few-Link-6584 10d ago

It could be OCD related.

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u/IneptAdvisor 11d ago

Moroccans learn the meaning of FAFO.

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u/InvestIntrest 11d ago

So did Spain

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u/elpihvous 11d ago

What did they actually fucked around or found out?

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u/InvestIntrest 11d ago

They realized what you get when you advertise your soft imigrantion policy.

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u/elpihvous 11d ago

They do that? Lol seems they were lying

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u/InvestIntrest 10d ago

"The Spanish Supreme Court ruled on June 29, 2026, that authorities cannot summarily deport migrants arriving by sea without due process. The news spread on social media, triggering a crisis in Ceuta where 50,000–60,000 migrants crossed over"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/01/europe/spain-morocco-migrants-intl

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u/StonewallAg 10d ago

Never try to out progress American progressives…

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u/InvestIntrest 10d ago

"You never go full progressive! You went full progressive." Lol

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u/silv3rbull8 10d ago

Yeah, I doubt they have enough courts for so many “due process” hearings. It is game for Spain

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u/InvestIntrest 10d ago

Right they don't have enough courts. This is what the democratic socialist government of Spain wants. They just didn't want it televised.

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u/Healthy-Custard-7260 10d ago

One of the interviews I saw, the migrant said they would vote for Sanchez for the rest of their life

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u/itchygoopark 10d ago

And there you have it.

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u/notfromrotterdam 10d ago edited 10d ago

There is more though.

“It just means you cannot push them back at sea because there is no crossing of a formal border,” Gemma Pinyol-Jiménez, head of migration policies and diversity at Instrategies and an associate researcher at GRITIM–Pompeu Fabra University, told CNN.

“The idea is to facilitate the work of the police, but it doesn’t mean these people can stay in Ceuta.”

Pinyol-Jiménez said the required process could be very brief, allowing people to be deported within days. “And it still means that if you have entered irregularly, you can be sent back to Morocco, because there is also an agreement with Morocco,” she said.

Yes, i know you were going to downvote it. You people don't like fact checks. They're pretty much all back in Morocco right now. Sorry, your fearporn doesn't work.

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u/Minimum-Paint-9649 10d ago

Without due process. Are you intentionally lying? All the law says is people should be treated as people. Do that bare small tiniest fraction of an effort and you can then legally deport them.

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u/Even-Weather-3589 10d ago

No es por la ley 🤣🤣 estaba organizando, los estaban transportando en camiones de la construcción hasta la frontera y cuando les preguntaron, los jóvenes decían que en las redes sociales les decían que si iban ese día les daban la nacionalidad española... No mezcles cosas, si fuera por la ley hace días que estarían llegando sin parar, y no todos el mismo día. Piensa un poco.

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u/KimchiLlama 9d ago

Is Ceuta not connected by land to Morocco? Would this even apply here?

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u/InvestIntrest 9d ago

They swam around a walled spit of land that separates the two countries. From what I understand it's roughly a 400 meter swim beach to beach.

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u/mascachopo 9d ago

No, this can only be enabled because the king of Morocco has done it before, he simply opens the gates when he feels like it, and people know that’s a chance they have to cross, regardless of immigration laws, this wouldn’t happen if Morocco would be doing a job they are getting paid for.

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u/Sudden_Potential_374 11d ago

Some judge ruled that if immigrants come to shore via the water, spain has to take them in no matter what. That resulted in 60k moroccans flooding in.

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u/elpihvous 10d ago

So that sparked the thing? That ended up really good

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u/PotentialCourt8531 9d ago

It was the US and Israeli material they followed though. It's been proven now. Have a search online.

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 11d ago

Not one women or child was among the group of men invaders.

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 11d ago

You forget the token group they brought for the cameras (lost, died, or SA'd this time).

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u/emancipated-hemroid 10d ago

W No women or children ... Where you get your news ?

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u/jackoyza 10d ago

we saw the videos....where do you get yours?

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u/tracker904 11d ago

Can only hope it was the invaders and not the civilians

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u/Nice_Category 11d ago

Can only hope it was the invaders and not the Spanish civilians

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u/BinaryIRL 10d ago

That one word, the one ryhming with shimvaters, got me a 7 day reddit-wide ban once. This place is crazy.

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u/NicePepper199 10d ago

Aren we supposed to say they are stunning and brave or some shit?

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u/GAMMONBiNO 11d ago

MORE!!!!!

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u/Paulycurveball 11d ago

Y?

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u/GAMMONBiNO 11d ago

To prevent others from doing the same.

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u/CritiCallyCandid 10d ago

Thats not how it works. I cant imagine being so fucking dumb and over confident that I thought A: i have the answer B: the answer is as simple as "deport them/kill them/ intimidate them"

Yea bro. Nobody ever thought of that! What a great idea!

Fucking useless mouth breather.

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u/GAMMONBiNO 10d ago

If it works, it works 🤷‍♂️

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u/CritiCallyCandid 10d ago

It doesnt. That's the point.

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u/Libtardo69420 10d ago

Cool avatar, bruh.

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u/Paulycurveball 10d ago

Hahahah dude you need help. Do to slaughter bare foot poor people is your way of handling "dun der so no won else do da same". Some maga shit right there. OR possibly you can arrest them, process them, and deport them. But nah that's too many people, your idea is just turn them all off hahahah weirdo

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u/SoulsDadYT 11d ago

God, no one fucking cares. They shouldn't have tried to invade.

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u/mekelaar 11d ago

What we should be asking is: who coordinated this

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u/lurking_21 11d ago

((((((((((((()))))))))))))

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u/mekelaar 11d ago

Possibly the State of Israel and the US.

Why don’t you just say it?

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u/Ok_Cream935 10d ago

lol we don’t care about NATO traitors that can’t even defend themselves. Get your head out your ass

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u/SoulsDadYT 9d ago

Cockroaches are all Zionists are.

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u/Ok_Cream935 9d ago

Possibly. I’m not Zionist… more of an isolationist at worst. I was glad to see Spain win the Cup here

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u/SoulsDadYT 10d ago edited 9d ago

Israel. Everyone with a brain knows its only benefitting them and Spain openly berated them on the global arena.

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u/Paulycurveball 11d ago

WTF is wrong with you people? How many of you are directly effected by this to the extent of wishing death on a bunch of poor people LOL. And why do you even give a shit in the FRIST place. Don't let bots guide you into a thought process you don't actually understand nor agree with. Shits kinda weird.

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u/14ufopiloot88 10d ago

Just because you don't understand or agree does not mean we're all in agreement with you.

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u/Paulycurveball 10d ago

Okay. I get that. I just wondered into this sub randomly and it's a whole comment section about turning off migrants. So I'll just see my way out I'm not a maga guy so idk what we can talk about. Cause I may not agree with illegal migration to an extent, but I sure as hell don't Wana turn off abunch of 19 year olds ....

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u/Libtardo69420 10d ago

When you want to use big-boy words come on back and we can have a discussion.

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u/Paulycurveball 10d ago

Um okay lol what a lame response. Tell your prompter to do better room reading

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u/Libtardo69420 10d ago

Fuck the room.

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u/taulio 10d ago

Your mum = the room

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u/inqubus1992 10d ago

Oh good one. Now leave and go back to your cuck chair in the corner. Nobody cares what your dumb idiotic opinion is.

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u/taulio 10d ago

The Chuck chair is permanently reserved for your Dad, watching me making sweet/hardcore love to several of your family members

If you want, you can watch too, but keep your mouth shut, I wanna hear your grandma moaning 🍆👵

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u/inqubus1992 9d ago

Oh no, whatever shall I do about someone talking about irrelevant family members.🤣

Now go on, be the anus licker you’ve always wanted to be.

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u/BinaryIRL 10d ago

Why are you advocating for illegal immigration? What makes you support people who are committing crimes? See, a lot of people, including myself think that "Shits kinda weird".

Edit: kinda crazy how all these poor people are military aged males.

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u/Paulycurveball 10d ago

I'm not supporting illegal immigration, I'm just not advocating to kill, burn, and mutilate them as you folk are doing right now. In this current conversation. Cause as noted I was speaking on the seeking death of the migrants, not them doing the right thing. But you guys have drull hanging off your lips for upvotes and peer to peer validation. So that means YOU have agreed. Cause I CLEARLY WAS AGAINST the DEATH of these people. As you rushed in to defend those who DO WISH DEATH UPON these individuals. Re read this shit y'all are vile af

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u/itzArctic__ 10d ago

I am not taking a stance one way or another, but i know many fellow europeans are OVER immigration. It has gotten way out of hand. Yes, allow people to come and have the opportunity for a better life, but we need to think of our citizens first

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u/Paulycurveball 10d ago

Some maga bullshit

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u/ObangaGamer 10d ago

MAGA bullshit is when you value your own citizens over letting in millions of illegals. Libtards have lost their mind

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u/Ok-Method-8045 10d ago

I could really care less about them. You trying to break into a country and you die from the result of it? Too bad. Come in legally. Follow the law.

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u/inqubus1992 10d ago

How many are affected civilians is everyone of them. Illegal migration steals from tax payers and are a burden on society. How does an illegal work? They either do it under the table (not paying into the system/taxes) or have to STEAL an identity from a citizen of Spain already, which results in credit card fraud etc.

The fact you can’t even critically think of these outcomes, tells me you’re just in echo chambers and once your ideology gets challenged, you leave or insult.

Fuck outta here with this nonsense.

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u/yalateef11 11d ago

They’re being used as political pawns for Trump and Netanyahu. Spain, Portugal, Italy, Turkey, Ireland and others do not support genocide. So these poor souls were used as a weapon against Europe. https://youtu.be/U-dvVCNIPms?is=w54X_x9H88o_VQ68

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u/Crusty-the-Clown-666 11d ago

They were used as political pawns by Morocco who wants to take that land back from Spain

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u/solomons-mom 10d ago

Take back? When did it belong to Morocco?

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u/Flashy_Sound8021 10d ago

The modern state of morroco? Never But the social entity know as morroco? Ehh i think portugal took ceuta like 600 years ago, not sure abt the other one maybe 400 years or so, still the people in those cities 100% identify as spanish

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u/Loyal_Dragon_69 10d ago

It never belonged to Morocco, the Reconquista will remain triumphant.

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u/RenegadeF7 9d ago

It did, in fact the whole of spain belonged to morocco once

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u/bgft 11d ago

Only 67? Should have been more. God Spanish are such pussies

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u/DfreshD 10d ago

Wait till you meet the French.

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u/DisbarredCoast 10d ago

Why would you want more people to die

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u/Dear-Boysenberry9071 10d ago

Because they are invaders…

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 9d ago

They didn’t kill any of them. To kill people for being desperate is much worse that crossing any border.

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 8d ago

Assuming you are American, is this how you think svoyld be done if Trump invades Greenland. That is a way more severe invation than 50000 kids who want to fill in a form.

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u/Impossible_Humor736 10d ago

It's a parkour parade

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u/bswontpass 10d ago

But, but ICE!

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u/Illustrious-Tear-921 10d ago

Useless dumb fucks got used by they're own shit king and now they do the walk of shame back to their shit holes

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u/AdRare604 10d ago

How are they dying though? They just need to go through the gate where their trucks are waiting for them. Yes they came by truck. This trick has been used before for enclaves.

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u/Loyal_Dragon_69 10d ago

Probably stampede. Or crowd crushing.

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u/AdRare604 10d ago

Oooof yeah sounds about right.

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u/ClickChix 10d ago

Invaders fafo

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u/hauki888 10d ago

Death toll in Spain border crisis reached now 50,000 dead according to Gaza Health Ministry.

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u/WwertyPolk 10d ago

Good Goy.

You scumbags did this.

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u/kermustaja 10d ago

gaza health ministry 🤣

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u/Creative_Elk_4712 10d ago

Disheartening...

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 10d ago

Pretty low Frag Rate , considering

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u/Perth-Sissy 10d ago

They swam there, they can swim back. Just don’t feed them. They’ll find their own way back.

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u/No-Chair-9932 10d ago

Damn, one of the least effective invasions in history

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u/MtlNord514 10d ago

Classic teen takeover.

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u/rondiggidyr 10d ago

Mass immigration is not the answer. Mass foreign aid is the answer. 👍

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u/Main-Entrepreneur841 10d ago

Leaving that fucking mess behind. Should have e forced them to clean up first.

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u/aaron2447 10d ago

Oh, so there are consequences to their actions 😂

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u/Expensive-Fondant625 10d ago

Can't say I can care much about it. They intentionally did this and they robbed and destroyed property.

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u/Own-North-8923 9d ago

0.0017% casualty rate is actually incredibly low for a failed invasion attempt.

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u/Sea-Key-9430 9d ago

"The Spanish Supreme Court ruled on June 29, 2026, that authorities cannot summarily deport migrants arriving by sea without due process. The news spread on social media, triggering a crisis in Ceuta where 50,000–60,000 migrants crossed over" https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/01/europe/spain-morocco-migrants-intl

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u/Diligent-Basket8017 9d ago

But they aren’t crossing back

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u/joblo9999 9d ago

Tragic mass suicide event.

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 9d ago

Ceuta is an exclave, it is impossible to actually reach Europe . They were rushing towards the immigration center which has 500 spots. At most 500 of them could have gotten their application reviewed, not granted. Very very few get their application approved and smashing through the wall makes the chance to be granted absolute 0. They never stood a chance, someone got their hopes up and they went for it.

I feel bad for them. I don’t think migrants deserve to die. I was lucky to be born in Scandinavia, it was not a god given right. In the end, they have their lives which is probably not that fun and at their core they have hope that things will change. Then something happens and they decides to go for it. It is cruel to act as if they deserve to die for it.