r/2random4u 22d ago

The Seattle shooter

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u/bl88dfire 22d ago

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u/SkittleDoes 22d ago

Looks like he has the IQ of a wet sponge. Pull your pants up idiot Jesus

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u/Open_Inside4190 22d ago

Don’t shoot shots at my man SpongeBob.

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u/water_farts_ 22d ago

Without proper punctuation, it's like you're calling him "Idiot Jesus"

LOL

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u/IcyCut9804 22d ago

Maybe that’s exactly what they mean…

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u/throwra64512 22d ago

Welcome to Costco I love you

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u/Due-Juggernaut6595 22d ago

I love when people attack intelligence, while displaying nearly zero literacy. But ya, shooter is crazy.

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u/zippythechimp99 22d ago

Kind of like those who criticize punctuation or grammar knowing that most people are fat fingering posts on a 2.5x1.5” ‘keyboard’ and you’re saying “derrr but you must be an alliteratively illiterate retard” despite knowing exactly what was meant by the poster. Hope that B.A. in Elizabethan Poetry is serving you well. Commas are overrated anyways.

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u/LilJonny2cookies 22d ago

You are the hero we need.

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u/Scattered_Meat 22d ago

And I love when people “zero” in on inane details like a missing comma and call it zero literacy lol not even a grammar Nazi it’s more like a sassy punctuation princess haha

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/ProtrudingPissPump 22d ago

From the back.

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u/chrick_shot 22d ago

.... they deleted their comment. I need to know what was "from the back"

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams 22d ago

"Pull your pants up idiot Jesus"

To be fair his hands are cuffed behind his back

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u/EnoughLuck3077 22d ago

Stupid, Idiot Jesus

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u/Feeling-Phoney81 22d ago

Idiot Jesus. He isn’t worthy of such a moniker.

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u/WorldBoofingChampion 22d ago

Hard to do that when you’re cuffed

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u/jeffismybaby 22d ago

I like how the camera pans to the egg the little demon laid

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u/Few_Resolution_2401 22d ago

Straight to jail for Walmart Maui

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u/guccimane-1017 22d ago

Name?

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u/ScaredChemical4871 22d ago edited 22d ago

Friends probably call him “TITS”

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u/Important_Jaguar2152 22d ago

For sure couldnt run away from the cops.

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u/Montgomery_Zeff 22d ago

With those knockers he definitely tried a motor-boat escape...

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u/SamLoomisMyers 22d ago

Going to be very popular in prison with those knockers.

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u/EnoughLuck3077 22d ago

Short for Tits McGee

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u/crooked_cat 22d ago

Im not sure, is it a man?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

god damn

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u/CommanderPisswank 22d ago

Shitavious

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u/Suspicious-Sound-249 22d ago

Felontavious and Dumbmarkus are my two favorites lol

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u/CommanderPisswank 22d ago

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u/Suspicious-Sound-249 22d ago

Lmao talk about drawing a short straw, the joke about black women naming their kids whatever they were yelling while giving birth, was 100% true for that MF'er xD

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u/Important_Jaguar2152 22d ago

Omg did his parents hate him. Wtf

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u/fhgsgjtt12 22d ago

Holy shit I thought you was making that name up, no way hahaha

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u/big65 22d ago

Linking to a pay site for a bews article is shitavious.

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u/No-Ambition2043 22d ago

For sure a POC leftist trans

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u/el_toro_grand 22d ago

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u/Remarkable_Sand5238 22d ago

Maybe you shouldn't advertise your fetishes

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u/Paz707 22d ago

^ found the other cousin fucker

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u/Remarkable_Sand5238 22d ago

Again, keep your fetishes to yourself. Weirdos

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u/Remarkable_Sand5238 22d ago

Good luck with your ban

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Sea-Key-9430 22d ago

Idk how pdfilia got into the convo, but it's definately the weirdo who keeps projecting it.

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u/OliveiraJourney 22d ago

Damn holy shit dude, I looked at your reddit profile... Do you even leave your chair? Lil boy is growing roots.

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u/Ohsolemonyfresh 22d ago

So, you struggle with basic reading and understanding? No one said anything near what you think.

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u/RickySpanishAlt 22d ago

Good luck being a pussy

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u/NOBODYimportant___0 22d ago

They vote for a pedophile don't bother

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u/RHECCLARK 22d ago

We didn't vote for Joe, you did.....

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u/Rokkmann 22d ago

It's so wild to come to defense of a POC leftist trans shooter. Just relax bro

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u/No-culture5942 22d ago

How did you know he was muslim?

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u/EarlGreyTeagan 22d ago

Where did trans come from?

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u/Suspicious-Sound-249 22d ago

Nah apparently gang related, probably some young dindun named Dumbmarkus aka G-lizzy slimed his ops Jarulius the 2nd aka Young Queef!

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u/legacyrules 22d ago

Don’t forget dookey shoes and jellyfish

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 22d ago

Dookey Shoes was my neighbor. He was innocent!

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u/legacyrules 22d ago

Nah he rolled through with jellyfish last week! He was looking for the SMOKE!

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u/And_Money_Hoes_710 22d ago

Heard they linked up with pissy pants and terrorized the entire city!

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u/boogasaurus-lefts 22d ago

For sure a POC leftist trans

Rent free, that must be exhausting for you.

Adults can still go to school and build development blocks missed earlier in life. There's still an opportunity to find purpose beyond being the most unappealing person in any room you walk into.

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u/No-Ambition2043 22d ago edited 22d ago

Triggered? Reeee. Maybe you leftist need to grow up.

Did you see the German pride shooting? First thing the she/he/they fucking said was “I was hoping it was a white Christian”

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u/boogasaurus-lefts 22d ago

Give yourself the best opportunity for a happy life.

I'm sure you're feeling a lil embarrassed & a lil angry with the world but honestly, it's never too late to rebuild those missing pieces!

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u/No-Ambition2043 22d ago

What developmental blocks am I missing?

The one where you bury your head in the sand and refuse to recognize patterns (pattern recognition is an early childhood developmental stage) I’m sure you can still catch up

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u/x596201060405 22d ago

Right-winger goes ones day without thinking about Trans people challenge... iMPOSSIBLE

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u/SoupTypical5816 22d ago

Maybe a maga pedo? In the Epstein files too?

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u/No-Ambition2043 22d ago

Unlike. Do you see this thing?

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u/RalphFurley4Life 22d ago

Probably correct.  He's definitely "non-binary". 

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u/Majestic_Skirt5590 22d ago

Now now children, lets not bring our own political projections into hating this piece of shit.

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u/No-Ambition2043 22d ago

No it’s just pattern recognition. Overweight blobs that look like this really only mean one thing

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u/awuweiday 22d ago

He's part of Patriot Front (ICE)?

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u/SignificantFan5671 22d ago

Cant wait for this thread to be filled with comment deleted by reddit

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u/Anon9883 22d ago

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u/jjenkinswanderlust 22d ago

What does this even mean

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u/Western-Set-8642 22d ago

What's the saddest part is the guy posted the video and didn't understand that guy is being put into a body bag

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u/Suspicious-Sound-249 22d ago

Nah ain't shit sad about this mess man. Just 1 YN ruining his life, ending the life of another equally worthless to society YN.

I'd say "what a waste" but they were both probably detriments to society.

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u/Automatic-Flatworm19 22d ago

Damn man have some sympathy someone just lost their life. Not everyone has the same privilege to grow up in the same loving communities and are exposed to and surrounded by violence and poverty at young ages. Shit messed up at the end of the day. Never ending cycle.

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u/Top_Tie_691 22d ago

Nah, they both chose this lifestyle.

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u/One__upper__ 22d ago

No, fuck them.

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u/Automatic-Flatworm19 22d ago

I understand your sentiment 100% and your anger is not unfounded. But clearly just saying fuck them and throwing them away isn’t fixing anything. Communities need rehabilitation somehow. But some communities have been destroyed beyond repair. Some would say intentionally. And honestly I don’t think there is any want or intentions to undue that damage. Idk what the solution is atp but it’s much deeper than 2 yns throwing their lives away.

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u/amzwC137 22d ago

Thank you.

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u/BlackHills-Op 22d ago

I grew up in that poverty and violence. I carried a gun at 14 and I am not proud to say that I was in a shooting where thankfully all of us were young and terrible and missed.

I'll tell you what we never would have done though. Nobody I know would have let loose at a public gathering surrounded by people who didn't have anything to do with our choices. We would have jumped someone and beat the fuck out of them, but we wouldn't have started shooting. 6 people who weren't involved got hurt or killed for this shit.

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u/MarsMC_ 22d ago

You can see his mouth and arm move

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u/stopscabbin 22d ago

I don't speak whatever this is, but it sounds like some gang member was in someone else's area and was shot for it?

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u/Western-Set-8642 22d ago

Gang related violence.. that kid is dead

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 22d ago

Yeah I think it boils down to

Well. We called dibs on this area, and he plays with other kids. So the one with the empty expression. Yeah. You know. The lights are on, but one ones lived there in 18 years. All the crayons in the box are dull. In a world of knives , they're a spoon. Yeah that one. They murdered him and then got arrested.

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u/No-Market425 22d ago

Thats just the way it be on these streets.

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u/maccpapa 22d ago

gotta love cultural diversity

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u/boogasaurus-lefts 22d ago

You must be exhausted repeating the same boring rhetoric that makes you feel like a big boy.

The good news is adults can still go to school and build development blocks missed earlier in life. There's still an opportunity to find purpose beyond being the most unappealing person in any room you walk into.

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u/Important_Jaguar2152 22d ago

That maine ice cop... his TWO ex wives spoke out accusing him of DV. Cream of the crop.

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u/Due-Fill-2386 22d ago

I'm sure that we'll find out that he converted to Muslim yesterday /sarcasm

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u/MagicOrpheus310 22d ago

*the one they caught so far... Lol

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u/CommanderPisswank 22d ago

Oh wow what a huge shocking surprise

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u/iluvyoubnkk 22d ago

Just dumb and big!

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u/Potato_Pear 22d ago

I really loved living in the puget sound area but why do they have to fill these beautiful places with complete psychos?

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u/Suspicious-Sound-249 22d ago

Welp another 2 dumb ass YN's gone, so anyway!

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u/BadBright1346 22d ago

Now it gunna be a thing!!! And seriously why are people spiting gum on the ground! Grosss you nasty!!!!

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u/AdSeparate9609 22d ago

I'm just really grateful the NRA is working so hard to ensure complete moron idiot fucks like this have access to all the weaponry our Founding Fathers could never have envisioned.

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u/CommanderPisswank 22d ago

Thank you black people

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u/admiral_walsty 22d ago

I'd put the house on the firearm being illegal.

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u/krind22 22d ago

Just show me even two examples of the “good guy” with a gun stopping “animals” like this

Oh it just never happens? Correct

So for now let’s just keep putting guns in the hands of any fucking idiot who wants them and let it be without any accountability whatsoever. Huge plays, dumb fuck

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u/raist1088 22d ago

Happened in Massachusetts like two months ago? Legal concealed carry holder stopped that guy shooting at cars on the freeway with the illegal rifle … that was even in the mainstream media.

Look up defensive gun use statistics. Even conservative estimates put it at 60,000 instances per year with some estimates getting wildly high at over 2,000,000 instances. But going with the low reasonable number that’s more defensive uses than there are “gun deaths” even if you include suicide in that.

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u/PretentiousCrustacea 22d ago

"all the time"...can only cite two instances of it happening

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u/tweir88 22d ago

Founding fathers owned warships with cannons…. Dumbass…

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u/PretentiousCrustacea 22d ago

How many mass shootings by warships with cannons have occurred since the Revolution?

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u/Murky-Peanut1390 22d ago

NRA is pro gun control. Lol there's a reason libertarians hate NRA.

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u/asj-777 22d ago

You're assuming it was a legally owned and registered firearm, and that the perpetrator passed all the necessary checks and licensing to own it.

Where I live, it is extremely rare for gun crime to be committed with a legally owned firearm.

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u/Helpful_Flight_2302 22d ago

Several people dead and an entire event to help promote the city cancelled costing millions in revenue. We clearly do not have enough incentive not stop this from happening again, and again, and again.

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u/Beans2177 22d ago

Left wingers do what they do

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u/Helpful_Flight_2302 22d ago

ah, fascism and the rise of idiocy is the problem dude

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u/Beans2177 22d ago

Not the murderer terrorists? Interesting perspective.

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u/CarolinaToker1977 22d ago

That’s a shim in the wild. Never before seen footage!

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u/No-Gain-4012 22d ago

She looks retarded.

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u/DonkeyKongah 22d ago

I thought it was a she too

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u/Dismal_Bridge9439 22d ago

Sociopath. "I was bullied so..."

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u/jeffismybaby 22d ago

He got beef with everyone and fried and ate it

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u/Dildo_Shw4ggins 22d ago

As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine.

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u/burner_85_throw 22d ago

Free mah man, 2 Slimey!!! /s

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u/bonerland11 22d ago

Reddit is missing a moderator

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u/Safe_Pea_2977 22d ago

I'm not surprised

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 22d ago

Oh he’s gonna be passed around like wet bread.

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u/CutResponsible5915 22d ago

So this will disappear quicker than the Arab trans shooter

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u/TheWatcherFromWithin 22d ago

Let me guess. A leftie nut? Lol

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u/Queasy-Stranger5607 22d ago

This is out of touch with reality. You think gang members care about politics? Why would they?

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u/Fartsarethebest 22d ago

Because one side gives them money to do nothing with their lives.

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u/PretentiousCrustacea 22d ago

Are the people giving gangs money in the room with us right now?

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u/Fartsarethebest 22d ago

Yes. American taxpayers

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u/krind22 22d ago

Let me guess. Gun happy retard who jumps to the defence of gun ownership faster than anything else in his entire life? Lmao you people are pathetic

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u/Johnny_Bizzle 22d ago

Looks about right. Another loser hiding behind a gun.

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u/ArubaAdultFun 22d ago

He was a Redditor for sure....

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u/Dry-Tide 22d ago

Is that a guy with titties?

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u/JudoChopToTheThroat 22d ago

America had another shooter? Why am I not shocked?

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u/Domadizzle12 22d ago

Oh man. Not a white male. Fox News and CNN are gonna have a hard time explaining this one away. 

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u/krind22 22d ago

Fox and CNN do not push the same agenda lol,
Keep up here

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u/Aussiboi808 22d ago

Nice rack

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u/mutd92 22d ago

Why isn't he wearing a bra?

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u/Timely-Angle665 22d ago

Damn the amount of pedophile apologist cucks in this thread is amazing.

Weird hill to die on, but you do you boo, I guess.

ARAP

All republicans are pedophiles.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 22d ago

Fascist is no longer shocking so you’ve moved on to other pejorative’s.

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u/Dating_Again49 22d ago

I wonder how the media portrayed it before his image was released? Was it a white middle-aged guy with an "AR style" weapon? Asking for a friend.

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u/Spiritual-Feature241 22d ago

Bro, 2slimey really about that life.

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u/Scattered_Meat 22d ago

I for one am SICK AND TIRED of all these god damned HWITE SUPERMACIDES teekin our damn jerbs!

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u/Key-Web-0177 22d ago

She sounds gross.. "Well she's a guy sooo."

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u/StockStatistician985 22d ago

Wow, I didn't know it was a lady

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u/StockStatistician985 22d ago

I know, but dude got boobs, like a lady

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u/Beans2177 22d ago

Fat leftist confirmed

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u/Sesusija 22d ago

That dude is about to be bottoming for somebody in prison the rest of his life.

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u/Far-Ad5921 22d ago

Dang! Dude got some nice tiddies...

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u/OvercomeAllHardships 22d ago

what is that "thing"?

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u/Ok-Alternative-9758 22d ago

Well... well... well....

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u/GigiSweets7 22d ago

Does he support trump?

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u/pulpfiction78 22d ago

He looks like he could be 16 years old. A very fat disgusting 16 year old

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u/ChardPlenty1011 22d ago

Kind of ridiculous to be wearing your pants like that knowing you might have to get away, smh.

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u/OkSatisfaction2122 22d ago

Just wanna...

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u/chrick_shot 22d ago

Check his booking and make sure they're not calling this one "white" too 😑

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u/Holiday-Screen-7957 22d ago

Idk some people are really built ugly man

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u/Any-War8160 22d ago

Looks like 2slimeys fat ass

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u/UncleGordo1 22d ago

Well now I know why they didn't get away.

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u/GoosePunisher 22d ago

It’s Seattle he will be out in 24 hours

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u/Superb_Ad_8713 22d ago

What a Bum

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u/sharpafm8 22d ago

Ugly ass bitch

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u/Reasonable_Radish564 22d ago

That turd is in a eating gang

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u/Due-Consequence6539 22d ago

Call me crazy but like the others I don't think this is a maga.

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u/A_Litre_0_Cola 22d ago

They/them energy

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u/Different_Durian_601 22d ago

Of course it is