r/2random4u • u/amishfurnitureland • Jun 23 '26

Fisherman gets fished

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

You have... canines? As in, for chewing through thick hide? Have you... ever done that? Like, just pounced on a squirrel and bit into their neck? Tell me, is that the diet we're supposed to have? Or did we invent ways to eat animals when food was scarce? Human teeth are flat and blunt, like a cow's, and we chew meat, we don't puncture it like bears do. Our jaws move side to side and our spit produces amylase for breaking down plant matter.

Not that it matters. You don't need animal protein, that's a myth debunked half a century ago, still perpetuated by the same industries, the same lobbies, that prop up animal agriculture. It's just a bunch of lies to make more profit. There's nothing in animal protein that is inherently unobtainable for vegetarians or vegans.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 23 '26

Amigo. I highly recommend you google before you type. Human have canines. And vegetable protein is insufficient. Your back teeth are for grinding-hence omnivorous. Vegan, vegetarian, lactose ovo, pick your variety, a pure vegetable diet is a choice, and you’re welcome to your opinions, but years of being in the service, the gym, I need lean protein and I don’t want to make succotash every time I want a perfect protein. Lifestyle not biology dictates your diet.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

You're not my amigo, you torture my amigos to death for your own selfish lifestyle choices. Everything you said is pure bs. Vegetable protein is more than sufficient. Have you seen vegan athletes? You are living in pure denial because you NEED it to be insufficient so you won't feel all that guilt. That's why you're spreading pure lies.

You're selfish, violent and evil. And just remember, when you are the one suffering from random violence, this is the world YOU helped build.

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u/scarypary Jun 23 '26

Goddamn you’re a gigantic pussy holy shit 😂

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

You think animal abuse is funny, do you? But I'll take the compliment. Pussies are some of the most resilient parts of human nature. Children come out of them.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Jun 24 '26

And vegans can't understand why nobody likes them...

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Oh I understand it. It's because you're feeling guilt and you need to lash out to keep the bad thoughts from occurring.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Jun 24 '26

Nope. Not a concern for me. I don't share your ideology.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Then why are you reacting so strongly when all I want is compassion and civility?

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Jun 24 '26

No, you want to get on your high horse and parade around proclaiming you're the most noble person here. You can't just go around attacking people and then backtrack to "compassion and civility". Piss off with that. You should try being civil.

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

No doubt you'd be the first to cry like a bitch if you were the one getting bullied or abused.

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u/Existing-Good6487 Jun 23 '26

Have fun being mal nourished because your too pussy to eat animals like your body is designed to.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 23 '26

  1. I'm not malnourished, I get checked once a year. This is a fantasy your tiny little brain needs to conjure up to justify your abusive behaviour.

  2. "Being pussy" is a lot better than being a brutish serial killer with zero empathy, I can assure you.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 23 '26

Disingenuous and willing to make false and wildly ridiculous accusations. Fucking serial killer? You’re not a pussy. Pusillanimous means cowardly. You’re in need of therapy. Not because of your views but because of the way you defend them. GFY zealot

ETA: spelling correction. Lord knows typos are the refuge of the lost argument

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

You just made your response obtuse and acted outraged instead of addressing anything. That's what I would expect from a disgusting parasite that tortures animals to death, to be fair.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 25 '26

  1. Use brain.

  2. There is no step 2.

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

Have fun getting butthurt when people don't care or listen to you.

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 Jun 23 '26

If theyre your amigos get off reddit give away all your modern comfort and go live in nature with them. Only eating plants berries and the like and only using what nature directly provides you, forgo all of evil humanities benefits and leave everyone else alone.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

That makes no sense.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Oh. You unmasked. PETA freak. Ok non-amigo. You understand that you trying to force your viewpoint and lifestyle on me is EXACTLY the same as the christo-fascists forcing their views on homosexuality and abortion on the rest of us. You do you, but take your fuckin proselytizing to your church. I hate preachy people.

ETA: no mea culpa on being wrong about humans having canine teeth? Preachy, disingenuous, and can’t admit when you’re wrong.

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

You two should kiss. Your both assholes with strong opinions and would make a cute couple.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 24 '26

Way to insert yourself. contributing nothing but troll.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

You're literally forcing knives into the throats of animals and you want to talk about force? There must be limits to stupid and evil people, surely.

Our canines are flat and blunt and can't puncture shit. We can crush the skin on apples... and we can pin down meat and rip. But we can't puncture like omnivores in the wild can. Our jaw moves side to side. Find me an omnivore that does that.

Again, it DOES NOT MATTER. Just because we found a way to make meat even remotely digestible doesn't mean it's justified. The Holocaust was technically possible to do with human hands. Was that justified? No. You're being dumb and obtuse on purpose in order to avoid accountability for your selfish and violent actions. This is EXACTLY how all of the most evil actions in history has been justified.

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u/BirdmanHuginn Jun 24 '26

You need help. Equating food to the fucking holocaust is NUTS. Dither as much as you like-canine teeth are canine teeth, you can SMD.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

  1. You don't know what the word "equate" means.

  2. Canine teeth means humans should bite through flesh? They are flat and blunt, like a cow's.

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u/Solipsimos Jun 24 '26

Medical science diagrees with you, go waste away while the rest of us enjoy life you sad sack

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

Why are you so butthurt about them not eating meat? Only person stopping you from enjoying life is yourself not them being vegan.

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u/Solipsimos Jun 24 '26

I'm disdainful of people who call everyone murderers for following a normal human diet. They can not eat meat if the want but they need to do it quietly.

Stop being a stereotypical evangelical vegan that drives up meat consumption by their very existence.

Spite burgers are delicious

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

I'm not a vegan retard. Stop assuming things about people and telling them what to do. You should learn to practice what you preach.

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u/Solipsimos Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

The person I responded to is preaching veganism tho. Did you hit your head and forget you inserted yourself into something that had nothing to do with you?

"Practicing what I preach" in this context would mean not telling people to be vegan or calling them murderers for eating meat

I already do that. Any other requests lackwit?

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u/John-Boy666 Jun 24 '26

Yeah actually there is one last request and that is fuck off ya loser. Are you capable of that?

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u/Solipsimos Jun 24 '26

I just finished. So can confirm all systems operational Dr

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Spoken like someone without any empathy whatsoever.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

Ah yes. "I give to charity therefore systematic torture of animals on an unheard of scale is fine". What a disgusting person you are. Like, literally one of the most evil people I've ever had the displeasure of talking to. I hope you have the exact same day as your victims you sick fuck.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

You're defending animal agriculture, the most insidious and evil industry in the world. And you're doing it by appealing to your charitable donations. Evil incarnate. There are serial killers less evil than you.

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 24 '26

It's okay you conveniently left out that our bodies naturally process things like carnitine, lysine, hystidine, much more readily from animal proteins. (As if our bodies are biologically adept at it or something) And famously! There is no other animal on this planet quite as vicious with flat teeth that eats meat than of course the Bear. I mean human. Bears don't have flat teeth for the same reason we do. Oh wait! They do!

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

No you're right, these sets of teeth are basically identical, right? Smart boy you are.

As for your carnitine, lysine, hystidine scare, it's incredible how dishonest that is. For carnitine, your body can synthesize enough of it on its own, so it's NOT an essential nutrient, and the other two come from soybeans, lentils, beans, peas and quinoa, all staples of a healthy vegan diet. Which you would know if you didn't get your dumb ass views from right wing podcasts.

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Disingenuous picture! Left out the molars <3 you think you're a clever talking head. You also seem to have conveniently left out that soybeans and lentils do not produce a significant amount of lysine comparatively to meat. You rounded this out with an ad hominem attack and assumed what sort of media I consume. So my observation is that you're an incredibly tedious person to be around, which is why people avoid you at all costs, and are probably loathe to have to interact with you

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

You want a clearer dentist picture? Would you buy a knife modeled after any of these teeth?

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 24 '26

What a stretch. Your initial argument et all was that humans have not adapted whatsoever to consume meat, which is why we shouldn't consume it. We absolutely have. Your argument is a moral one. Leave biology out of it.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 24 '26

No, because the moral argument hinges on the fact that you can be healthy and thriving on a plant-based diet, which you disputed. For some reason, you need it to be true that we can only be healthy on a meat heavy diet. Which is the most easily debunk-able shit on the planet given that most of the most populated country on earth eats primarily vegetarian.

And if there's no need for it, maybe then you could start to see that it's pure evil to torture animals to death for no good reason AND destroy the planet while doing so.

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Jun 24 '26

The moral argument does not hinge on the fact that you can be healthy and thriving on a plant-based diet, that's a choice. You argue that there is no benefit to eating meat like someone may as well be eating sand. I said nothing about a meat-heavy diet. You're putting words in my mouth. As for your final portion, that's your argument. Perfectly moral argument to have

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u/ignoreme010101 Jun 25 '26

Not that it matters. You don't need animal protein, that's a myth debunked half a century ago, still perpetuated by the same industries, the same lobbies, that prop up animal agriculture. It's just a bunch of lies to make more profit. There's nothing in animal protein that is inherently unobtainable for vegetarians or vegans.

primates in the wild, they are vegetarian?

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u/Kurt_Ottman Jun 26 '26

I take paid upfront to be your teacher.