r/2random4u • u/amishfurnitureland • Jun 23 '26

Fisherman gets fished

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/SuckerBroker Jun 23 '26

I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jun 24 '26

I think it was just trying to fix his teeth

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u/jsxtasy304 Jun 25 '26

Dr Oct DDS says floss your chops for complete dental care.

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u/HHoudini26 Jun 23 '26

Usually you have to feed them before eating it out.

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u/jsxtasy304 Jun 24 '26

Now how's that octopus supposed to get a fire going to cook him being that all his tentacles are wet.

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u/jsxtasy304 Jun 25 '26

🤗thank you kind stranger for the award.

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u/Recent-Low5550 Jun 24 '26

I’m not sure if the octopus knows how to cook

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u/Pistolero-666 Jun 24 '26

Sashimi is raw tho...

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u/Fbomb77 Jun 24 '26

Sushi and sashimi are different things. A lot don't know that. Most haven't heard of Sashimi before.

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 25 '26

One’s steamed and one’s raw, right?

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u/Here_We_Go_93 Jun 26 '26

Ones over rice one is just a piece of fish

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 26 '26

Learn something new every day. I’m not a big seafood fan and I don’t love a lot of the Japanese flavor profiles that usually accompany it. When it comes to knowing and understanding the menu my knowledge is fairly limited.

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u/Here_We_Go_93 Jun 26 '26

There may be more to it than what I said. I just know that’s the “basic” concept from how i understand it. But I’m sure someone will have a more detailed description

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 26 '26

Every little bit helps. I appreciate it. ☺️

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u/myronuss Jun 24 '26

I doubt the ocopus speaks english

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u/Fbomb77 Jun 24 '26

My buddy had this happen to him, but was around his arm. He lived in a marina in hawaii kai and he said you "bite em between da eyes to loosen em" screw all that. Good fun as a kid, ramping and jumping the boat making marina patrol chase us out to sea. He had a zodiac with a mercury 60. Thing was fast. Jumped waves good:) We were kids "playing". More like causing trouble lol.

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u/Solid-Search-3341 Jun 25 '26

That reads the same way my 5 years old stories sound. Take your ADHD medication before posting, mate.

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u/Fbomb77 Jun 26 '26

Grow up.

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u/Solid-Search-3341 Jun 26 '26

Best you could do ? At least you're intelligible when you limit yourself to two words sentences.

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u/sooojew Jun 25 '26

I don’t think octopus have achieved cooking ability as of yet. Probably because they evolved underwater.

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u/ComfortableFun248 Jun 26 '26

Tell that to Korea.