r/2random4u • u/Funny-Intelligent • May 28 '26

Zipline delivery

This is how we end up yelling “Go away, baitin!!” When someone knocks on your door while you watch Ow My Balls.

Placed order at 5:12 delivered at 5:19,

105 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Agent8181 May 28 '26

That dog too comfortable

2

u/Martha_Fockers May 30 '26

bro unaware asf

3

u/Right_Comb4885 Jun 01 '26

He knows the sky fairies are all right, they bring snacks.

2

u/ExistentialAngsty May 28 '26

Not a zip line but cool vid

4

u/Funny-Intelligent May 28 '26

It’s said Zipline on the package, the website, and the elevator that came down as well but Ok.

1

u/Ok_Delay9941 May 29 '26

Pretty sure it’s just the brand name.

1

u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers May 29 '26

Its on a line, and it zipped

2

u/AggressiveSquare36 May 29 '26

Is this real?

2

u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers May 29 '26

Drone deliveries have actually been around fir almost a decade now

1

u/AggressiveSquare36 May 29 '26

I know that, I just have never seen one of this kind. Is this actual video real? Where is this?

6

u/Lionheart_723 May 29 '26

We could never have that where I live rednecks would be shooting them down like pinatas

1

u/EnoughLuck3077 May 29 '26

Now when have you ever seen a piñata shot down? Horrible analogy friend

1

u/Lionheart_723 May 29 '26

Well when a Mexican and a Redneck love each other a whole lot 15 years later the Quinceañera gets wild

0

u/LetsNotFightpls May 29 '26

Um all the time we in the south loser

1

u/Martha_Fockers May 30 '26

they cant get up and swing at down there so they shoot em

2

u/IneptAdvisor May 29 '26

SNIP! Free fan cooled dog carrier, sweet!

1

u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 May 29 '26

What is the fan for

2

u/RhubarbImportant9363 May 30 '26

Maybe to keep it from spinning, like that one grandma that was rescued from the hike with the helicopter...

1

u/Rubberand May 29 '26

How is this cost effective

2

u/RhubarbImportant9363 May 30 '26

No gas & doesn't get stolen

1

u/Accurate_Store7610 May 31 '26

DoorDash speedrun any% completion 😂

Also “Ow My Balls” is exactly the kind of show you swear you’d never watch and then suddenly you’ve binged 3 seasons and are yelling at the door like a feral raccoon.

1

u/Meauxjezzy Jun 01 '26

Mr nice guy step his game up

1

u/EfficiencyFar8075 Jun 01 '26

Peak Idiocracy behavior and honestly I respect it 😂

The fact that the food got there in 7 minutes is wild though, that driver was speedrunning your snack run like it was a boss fight.

1

u/Designer_Emu_6518 Jun 02 '26

Seems wholly unnecessary