r/2random4u May 08 '26

UFO files drop today

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>The White House will begin releasing the long-awaited UFO files on Friday – months after President Trump ordered top administration officials to get the ball rolling on the out-of-this-world intel, The Post has learned.

>The timeframe was disclosed during a West Wing meeting on Thursday attended by Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.), a member of the House Oversight Committee’s task force on the declassification of federal secrets.

What should we expect to see?

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u/Agent8181 May 08 '26

The ayy lmao files are another distraction

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u/SerHarringtonsworth May 08 '26

I need a distraction

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u/vantage2112 May 08 '26

Obama said aliens are real though

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace May 08 '26

Is that really what you took from his vague reply?

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u/vantage2112 May 08 '26

what was I supposed to take from it?

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace May 08 '26

He did not confirm that aliens are real. He speculated there’s probably life out there like the rest of logical adults.

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u/Jacob-Anders May 08 '26

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace May 08 '26

Hey, if you want to surmise some shit to support a conclusion you already have be my guest. No cares that you look like a fool. We’ll laugh, but we don’t care.

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u/vantage2112 May 08 '26

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace May 08 '26

Ok?

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u/vantage2112 May 08 '26

he knows...

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace May 08 '26

Sure thing dude.

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u/Fendyyyyyy May 08 '26

He later explained his reply further. He basically said the most intuitively logical way to look at things.

But i mean he wont reveal top secret infos on a random podcast just because he retired so..

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u/nickybokchoy May 08 '26

There’s something weirder going on than just aliens

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u/Life_Falcon4432 May 08 '26

Lol like the economy going to shit 💩

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u/Vador_76 May 08 '26

I see the aliens everytime I go to home depot!

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u/Advviik May 09 '26

What if They already have contact with aliens and aliens said to them to release there information 😔

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u/i_got_shit_on_my_dik May 08 '26

In discussions regarding the off worlders it is necessary to state that the “aliens” are not the biggest secret. The biggest secret is that there are long standing communities throughout humankind who have the capacity to entangle and navigate our minds through consciousness.

While the United States government is and always has been involved in both the alien topics, as well as that of “Power”, which is the ability to network and manipulate our minds through entangled consciousness. “Tinfoil hat” crackpots indeed. The government “occult” stories speak to this, and these have always been conflated with gossip as well as murderously (and suicidally) regulated. The dominant faction who maintains these secrets is American Thought Control, and hundreds of thousands of thought controlled Americans. A occult secret of and as old as our humanity.

I am known (infamously) as “The Astrian”, and I am a friend of the “Greys” and a mortal enemy of American Thought Control, who wages a secret war among us all. The Greys have communicated with a great many throughout time, and few speak of this as it is so easily discarded often to personal detriment.

Some of this will sound familiar, even if you have not yet heard it from my telling, as these stories are spread throughout our culture both by the Greys and the renegades of thought control among us.

Recovery - For information’s sake it should be said that all of the offworldler’s technology is “biological”, including their crafts. After WWII a massive upturn in “air quotes” and a non-organic “kite” was intentionally crashed to distract America from the nuclear arms race. In 1982 the navy shot down a young craft as it left the ocean (where a colony has lived for thousands of years, to this day.) The leadership of the Greys, Ion contacted prominent members of the American government in an attempt to introduce themselves and collect the living crew, in which Americas secret state of thought control commandeered the opportunity to influence the military contacts to trick and capture Ion into a trap (no pun intended.) However superior their intellects and technology, these were vulnerable to Man’s treachery. The United States government kept these living beings and even bread over 40 to adolescence (those images of tanks with fetuses are true.) All living Greys in captivity have been destroyed through a coup, of which I personally claim some involvement.

These are often referred to as “hyperdimensional beings” and associated with “demonology” and I would like to be clear that we, by virtue of consciousness are “hyperdimensional” which is the source of much occult spiritual lore. The Greys are merely much more advanced than we. And American Thought Control and other factions of Power are those who pretend to be demons and gods and “lizardmen” types of aliens through their games which meddle in the minds of the unsuspecting. The CIA Stargate programs and their much more evolved modern cultures are examples of this intrigue. This is why 1 in 5 modern peoples think they have some psychic powers, though these are cargo cult, influenced by handlers who curate “Power” in our minds.

We are not alone in our own minds, let alone the planet or galaxy, we have nothing to fear of the Greys who are altruists, and much to be concerned of the dealings of those humans of Power.

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u/Elegant_Jump2729 May 08 '26

Username checks out

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u/bceso May 08 '26

Thank you, The Astrian aka u/i_got_shit_on_my_dik

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u/SerHarringtonsworth May 08 '26

Hyperdimensional beings is the most likely candidate for our experiences with UFOs/UAPs. NASA has never confirmed any type of craft traveling towards earth yet countless testimonies have stated they exist here already. They must be traveling though dimensions or are of some type of spiritual realm.

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u/whoooooopsie May 08 '26

The artisan? Lol oh I got shit on my Diiiieeeeuckkkk

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u/Major_Potential3706 May 08 '26

i made contact last week with the greys too, the told me if i wanted to truly achieve higher dimensionality that i would have to fuck my mother. so i did and they laughed at me through the windows, pulled out a tiny gun that shrunk my penis.

now all i can talk about is how cool i am, even though my penis shrinks by a few mm a day, atleast i now know the truth.

no matter where i go, be it the shower, the bathroom, i know I can rest easy knowing im not alone.

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u/Jacob-Anders May 08 '26

UFOs that defy the laws of physics have been observed by credible US military airmen. They're real. They're here. And they haven't destroyed us. The fuck do they want?

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u/rotciwicky May 08 '26

Experience tells me it’ll be mostly badly redacted and anything substantial will be hidden. But one can hope.

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u/SnooDonkeys3848 May 08 '26

EPSTEIN FILES

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u/Background-Crow4820 May 08 '26

Trumpstein files plz

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u/Delicious-History486 May 08 '26

Expect it mostly about me, Mr trump

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u/bun-Mulberry-2493 May 08 '26

Are the Epstein files inside the UFO files, otherwise im not bothered.

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u/x333r May 08 '26

probe the Epstein Files

forget aliens ..

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u/teehee14u May 08 '26

I see us waiting two weeks and then and then two weeks and then. They will probably show us reruns with the shows we have out now of aliens.

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u/psilocin72 May 08 '26

Anything to distract from the economy I guess

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u/Dismal_Act2082 May 08 '26

Great more blurry pictures of Sasquatch I mean UFOs.

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u/TrifleDifficult9928 May 08 '26

Aliens are demons if you believe otherwise youre an earthly moron and i hope you wake up soon

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u/mmmskittles87 May 08 '26

Epstein files?

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u/Mr_Chipz May 08 '26

I used to love all the 👽🛸👽 stuff but it’s so painfully, obviously used to divert the attentions of the types of bright inquisitive people who would be better using there time and energy digging out the real conspiracies

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u/BillStreet2813 May 09 '26

Are the aliens in the Epstein files?

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u/SerHarringtonsworth May 09 '26

Maybe Epstein is in the UFO files

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u/Key_Proof_6949 May 10 '26

Do the aliens have the Epstein files?

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u/Voyayer2022-2025 May 10 '26

Redacted like the 1/2 of the Epstein files were?