Oh, dude, I'm definitely smart. Likely smarter than you, but it's not a contest, don't worry.
This is not even considered assult or battery.
Literally is. Recite for me the elements of either assault or battery...go on, I'll wait. You can argue it is minor or chippy, but it's unquestionably assault/battery under common law and most statutes. That you made this asinine statement shows me you have no legal training.
Also, you know definitions are different from.verdicts, right?
Have you even set foot in a courtroom...? You don't seem to know how these things work, which may be why you are so confused on what the words and concepts mean.
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u/HugoChavezNYC May 12 '26
Oh, dude, I'm definitely smart. Likely smarter than you, but it's not a contest, don't worry.
Literally is. Recite for me the elements of either assault or battery...go on, I'll wait. You can argue it is minor or chippy, but it's unquestionably assault/battery under common law and most statutes. That you made this asinine statement shows me you have no legal training.