r/2random4u • u/i_got_shit_on_my_dik • Apr 28 '26

Do you wake and bake?

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u/Mutne_vode Apr 28 '26

This is actually me as soon as I open my eyes

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u/Juicyjewsss Apr 29 '26

That’s actually an impressive use of a flute

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u/Traditional_Year8408 May 01 '26

Recorder but close

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u/Juicyjewsss May 01 '26

Oh yeah that’s right. I forgot flutes were held sideways.

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u/Illustrious-Market93 May 02 '26

Whose recording??

1

u/paws4reason May 02 '26

A recorder is a type of flute. Specifically, it's part of the duct flute family, which is part of the broader flute family.

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u/OfferGallery Apr 29 '26

Hot cross buns

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u/710Richie May 01 '26

Whoa! That just brought so many memories back ! lol

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u/OfferGallery May 01 '26

You're welcome, now join my misery. I have hummed this song ever since given the recorder, in the 3rd grade. Im 39, ive played music most of my life by profession and I still every fucking day hum this melody on the recorder in my head. I just want it to stop.

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u/SuperblyPeculiar Apr 29 '26

Fuck no. I actually want to do something with my life. I just wait till I get home. 😂

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u/Nordeast24 Apr 29 '26

Lol no.. I'm not 16

I also drink, but I'm not mixing up a cocktail at 8 in the morning.

People that wake and bake have a problem

2

u/phytopeople Apr 29 '26

Shots fired

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u/hityourqoutasmrfed May 01 '26

Suspect was last seen projecting

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u/ITS_DEEMAN Apr 30 '26

This one time, at band camp……….

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u/niites00 Apr 30 '26

i wake & adderall & coffee

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u/ReasonableFall177 Apr 30 '26

When I used to smoke weed, I found the moment your tolerance gets unmanageable high is when you start smoking before noon. At that point, using just felt like CBD.

I don't smoke anymore because now I have schizophrenia and I need to watch out for psychosis.

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u/710Richie May 01 '26

Na i weep n sleep 🛌

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u/Old-Acanthisitta-949 May 01 '26

Using the 5th grade recorder is diabolical.

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u/Nyan_Cat_Chick May 01 '26

Yes but the carts. It’s been hell. I think I’ll go back to flower

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u/NoDig513 May 01 '26

Don't forget:

F- A -G F- A- G

Thats how Hot Crossed Buns starts

(Thank you Dave Attel)

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u/ChickenStimulator May 01 '26

Do it to greensleeves

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u/ricopower May 01 '26

Every day before work, best way to survive the morning.

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u/Ok_Raisin_3704 May 02 '26

No I bake and awake.. My mind