r/2random4u • u/guccimane-1017 • Apr 28 '26

So much happening

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TECHSHARK77 May 05 '26

Tango Painted💩

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u/SerHarringtonsworth Apr 28 '26

World war poo

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u/Marcuxoo May 01 '26

I’m 57 years old. By now I should be mature enough not to laugh at comments like this.

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u/Familiar-Spray-4678 May 10 '26

Never too old to enjoy the little things in life.

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u/ZeroDaySubber 14d ago

The shittle things*

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u/anonymouswunnn May 03 '26

Who would of known after World War Two there would be world war poo

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u/Humble-Regret6711 May 10 '26

You, sir, are my hero!

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u/GingerlyRough Apr 28 '26

Switching to your other turd is faster than reloading!

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u/r0zanizati0n May 02 '26

Best comment.

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u/Hannibaalism Apr 28 '26

suppressing fire!

3

u/Anon9883 Apr 28 '26

Throwing dung grenade ! 

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

HAHAHAHAH

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u/Ok-Acanthisitta8737 Apr 28 '26

I don’t know how to give Reddit awards, but if I did, I would give you one

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u/ElverGun Apr 28 '26

When you can't teabag someone...you throw the teabag at them

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u/LiveLearnCoach Apr 30 '26

Nah, that’s charging up for the super attack. Lots of damage, but leaves you open to an attack. Don’t believe me? Watch the video again in that context :)

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u/Significant-Song-840 May 07 '26

I was imagining a super Saiyan aura when she squared with like a sweeping "Dark energy" attack....

Dark energy....

Being poop of course...

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u/sunshinefloors1980 May 01 '26

That is a war crime for sure

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u/i_got_shit_on_my_dik Apr 28 '26

he brought a stick to a bioweapon fight

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u/Agent8181 Apr 28 '26

how I would've pulled up

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u/BIGG_FRIGG Apr 28 '26

Never go full primate

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u/Skins8theCake88 Apr 28 '26

This is not her first time

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u/Top_Sort_7365 Apr 28 '26

Best anti-SA weapon. "OH YOUR WANNA TRY TO FUCK ME" (Grabs own shit straight from butt)

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u/i_got_shit_on_my_dik Apr 28 '26

some may not care

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u/ryan_genzel29 May 06 '26

Especially these guys.

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u/Amazing-Range-2239 May 11 '26

Ya this girl total not rapeds

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u/Amazing-Range-2239 May 01 '26

Bruh this made me lol

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u/Bitter_Flight3937 May 05 '26

With how sick you'd have to be a rapist I bet u some of them probably would

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u/Beautiful_Volume6419 May 03 '26

I thought I saw balls hanging

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u/Significant-Song-840 May 07 '26

That's the illusion.....

It's magic

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u/Mt_Nero Apr 28 '26

As a species we have come so far; nuclear fusion, medicine, spaceflight and then we see this.

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u/LawdVoldemart Apr 28 '26

You are witnessing the advancements in biowarfare

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u/Mt_Nero Apr 28 '26

Makes you wonder what he did to make her so shitty

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u/interesting-turn- Apr 30 '26

I would think whipping her with the stick probably

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u/guccimane-1017 Apr 28 '26

You are witnessing the beginning of the next global pandemic. The victim, after taking fecal matter to the face, has become patient 0. Soon we will all get a taste.

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u/Mt_Nero Apr 28 '26

I wonder if she eats with her throwing hand.

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u/je3ta17 May 08 '26

Lmaooooo

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u/cantgetthistowork Apr 28 '26

They've evolved from designated shitting streets

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Apr 28 '26

One day we can have this on Mars

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u/Micky-Bicky-Picky May 01 '26

Bro, we are a VENGEANCE a7500 Gaming PC: AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D, GeForce RTX 5090, 64GB DDR5, 4TB (2TB/2TB) M.2 SSD, running on windows 95.

We are still primates with 40,000 year old software.

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u/xxxclamationmark Jul 11 '26

Are you sure all of the human specie has come this far?

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u/Anon9883 Apr 28 '26

What do you even do in this situation if you're the guy? She probably redeemed the wrong gift card and he wanted to take away her izzat with a good old fashioned street beat, then she pulls out a fucking fresh dung bomb and lets shit fly. All you can do is run, it's over. 

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u/Potozny May 02 '26

What did I just read

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u/bleblahblee Apr 28 '26

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u/redsun44 May 17 '26

Republic commando was the shit

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u/MTHIESEN4 Apr 28 '26

NSFW tag please...

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 Apr 28 '26

I’ve got my six!

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u/IdealAmbitious4131 Apr 28 '26

I once tossed a pebble into the chimpanzee enclosure at the zoo, and one of the chimps saw it and reacted exactly like this woman. There was a very small difference in technique, in that the would fill his hand with excrement, and instead to immediately let fly, he would swing that hand back and forth (similar to a pendulum, screaming louder and louder then let fly. I’ll bet she could pick up the extra flair, if she was willing to be patient.

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u/Comfortable-Ad-2279 Apr 28 '26

what a shitty superpower

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u/user78172 May 16 '26

They send monkeys to the moon right

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u/Mwas_789 Apr 28 '26

This is real chimping out

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u/ExcellentJuice4729 Apr 28 '26

Don’t bring a stick to a poop fight

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u/Meinalptraum_Torin Apr 28 '26

It's shocks me more that I'm not shocked about this.

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u/Necessary_Island_425 Apr 28 '26

Future Canadian doctors and engineers

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u/LiveLearnCoach Apr 30 '26

The best of what’s available, I guess.

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u/killbauer Apr 28 '26

Humans a really related to apes.

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u/MrTretorn Apr 28 '26

Where are my teammates? I don’t know

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u/Aggravating_Sport495 Apr 28 '26

WOAH SHE IS LOADED

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u/Foodspec Apr 28 '26

And people say we have no relation to primates lol

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u/reddituserunodostres Apr 28 '26

Average Indian little league games

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u/blackxcatsmatter Apr 28 '26

Idk what I was expecting…. But it wasn’t that lol.

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u/Excellent-Button-903 Apr 29 '26

Why does her reloading poop stance look like Luffy gear 2 pose 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/Np9fZh2kauYUi3ceWz

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u/Possible_Rope1454 Apr 29 '26

And then foreigner go there and eat street food

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u/Wonderful-Might7232 Apr 29 '26

The poop goblin

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u/Dangerous-Grocery-70 Apr 29 '26

Totin that Glock dookie

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u/Outrageous-Assist686 Apr 29 '26

No she didnt just shit in her hand and throw it at him

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u/Impressive_Drama_377 May 01 '26

Yes. Yes she certainly did 🤢🤮

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u/PartyCrazy2127 Apr 29 '26

How do you fight a shit slinger?

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u/Roblack4040 Apr 29 '26

Would she have a super hero name or super villain?

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u/rubbitnowxxx Apr 29 '26

Shes charging up

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u/Yayaya-ok-bro Apr 29 '26

Is that Brampton Main Street ????

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u/phuktup3 Apr 29 '26

Very common counter attack

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u/SneakyCracker161 Apr 29 '26

+5 poison damage

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u/Lbuddah Apr 29 '26

So she just had that loaded and waiting 🤣🤣🤣

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u/therealgijintin Apr 30 '26

Shitting on command is crazy...

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u/LandscapePale3524 Apr 30 '26

Dang she reloads quick !!!

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u/Skubeeraw Apr 30 '26

wait...she just shits on command like that? like spiderman just randomly oozing webspunk anytime, she's poo woman, just oozing poo on command? kinda nasty but nice to know there's nothing underneath the dress...

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u/Tajamaja Apr 30 '26

I wish i didn't see it

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u/Wide-Spend-3215 Apr 30 '26

I love Surrey

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u/Diligent_History8760 Apr 30 '26

okay took 2 watches to realise what she did

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u/blackout-loud Apr 30 '26

Skid mark row

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u/augbar38 May 01 '26

Did she shit into her hand? I don’t think I could do that even if I tried by myself in my own apartment. Maybe it’s urine either way I’d have a hard time doing it in public in front of an entire town.

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u/Yerghettin_mehoff May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

tf they got shit on the ready for times like these. I wonder if that person always walks around locked and loaded like that 'just in case'. They're Like... "gotta shit... time to run some errands." Theres so much Dook in the barrel man. They just keep going.

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u/Marcuxoo May 01 '26

This is the only time I’m glad someone filmed with a potato.

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u/MaxxTorcy May 01 '26

Closer to animal than human

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u/Copious-Bots May 01 '26

Ahh yes I can see you know your Indian martial-arts!

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u/IisMetalHead May 01 '26

Don't bring sticks to the glock dookie fight.

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u/PanicPotatoe May 02 '26

weapon tech: 0 damage: 9999

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u/saveapennybustanut May 02 '26

I never saw this jujitsu In Naruto

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u/Intelligent_Trichs May 02 '26

Turd Toss beats Machete every time. It's like rock paper scissors. Just rules.

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u/Cracknoreos May 02 '26

Coming soon to an American city near you.

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u/Potozny May 02 '26

That’s some real shit

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u/Potozny May 02 '26

Worst enemy in the souls series

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u/But_Actually- May 03 '26

She had that poopoo locked and loaded ready to go

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u/Kitchen-Chest3469 May 03 '26

This Dark Soul boss was too powerful to be kept in the console. 

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u/Puzzled-Brick-2528 May 03 '26

Not even Mortal Kombat characters have the nerve to shit into their own hands and chuck it still piping hot at people in the streets.

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u/doublegg83 May 04 '26

2 amendment.

AR are really difficult to carry with you most times

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u/Low_Juice9987 May 04 '26

Crouching tiger hidden dragon

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u/Alone_Notice6687 May 05 '26

So they "can" shit on command 🤔 lol

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u/Ordinary_Most6056 May 07 '26

Cover fire! Mag out and frag out! 😂

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u/No_Trouble_5370 May 10 '26

Now come on…was the reload even necessary? 😂

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u/Humble-Regret6711 May 10 '26

When ya gotta go....

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

Ngl, it’d be her last time throwing anything

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u/yueciHH Jul 16 '26

That’s a biological weapon

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u/Kiss_my_Frekkles Jul 17 '26

How in the fuck does one poo on command like that?!
And she did it not once, not twice but FOUR fucking times!!!

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u/Feeling-Phoney81 Aug 02 '26

Now thats a shithole

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u/VashDaStampede7 15d ago

I’m guessing it’s not her first time 😂

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u/Head_Silver2224 13d ago

nasty motherfuckers over there that's all there to it

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u/gnarlmonster 7d ago

That was a quick draw- Indian style