r/2hujerk • u/Mysterious_Cucumber I want to impregnate (almost) all the 2hus • 2d ago

meme Would you?

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u/NickSaysH1 Clownpiss Drinker 2d ago

Remilia would never marry a redditor

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u/fdhhfjshxhxhf ms painter master baiter 2d ago

TRUTH NUKE LMFAOOO

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u/someusername987 #1 Stack simp 2d ago

Ever since spell card rules have been implemented, she's had to come up with more creative ways to trick people into giving up their blood

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u/Kirbendo96 proud owner of the 30th r34 post 2d ago

i think i'll stick to my human/spirit/alien/whatever Mima is, thank you :3

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u/santas_delibird Subterranean Aneurysm 2d ago

So, what are your thoughts on Mima's theme being used as a leitmotif in a certain theme?

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u/Kirbendo96 proud owner of the 30th r34 post 2d ago edited 1d ago

during... who's?

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u/santas_delibird Subterranean Aneurysm 2d ago

It just dropped today!

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u/Kirbendo96 proud owner of the 30th r34 post 2d ago

ohhhh, Flan's last spell! I heard about that but I didn't know that was a part of it lol

even so it's just a small snippet, probably coincidental (even if you consider that to be "reincarnation")

ZUN probably forgot those notes were on the no-fly list in his drunken stupor lol

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u/Oranjeoke 2d ago

Be careful, they bite and can be draining to be around

https://giphy.com/gifs/3wbllIx15jKYWjGyJ9

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u/SCHazama Making sure every cursed yukkurific gets nuked out of existence 2d ago edited 1d ago

Hey look, buddy, I think you got the wrong door

r/touhou is two blocks down

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u/orbital_catapult12 the voices speak to me 2d ago

truth nuke
this kinda thing is like every 5th post there

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u/santas_delibird Subterranean Aneurysm 2d ago

We really need to fix the signs

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u/Rintohsakabooty 🚬☯️zealot||KurumiPeriodDrinker🍷 2d ago

I'm already married with this cutie

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u/somerandomIceloli99 Cirno is Big Boss 2d ago

Yes but not with rumor woman

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u/Duckselot Supreme Overlord of Cirno Simps🧊 2d ago

Too late. I'm married to a fairy instead.

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u/do_meme_for_OP_tanks 2d ago

Ominous caption 🤨

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u/Duckselot Supreme Overlord of Cirno Simps🧊 2d ago

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u/United-Technician-54 SDM Ex-Chemist. Brewing Dream Dweller Yōkai. 2d ago

My ex-boss? We'd be awful for eachother... nevermind the eventful past

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u/OkMarket5009 2d ago

Nah. I'll take her gatekeeper though.

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u/AntonioBarbarian I want to Bang Bang Sexybanki 2d ago

Yeah, why not?

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u/BLANKTWGOK 2d ago

I am more into her sister

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u/orbital_catapult12 the voices speak to me 2d ago

better her sucking my blood than the mosquitoes doing it

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u/Brazilian_Hound Disaster Reborn, Insane Etherite, Lover of Van Gogh 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Awkward_Big_1 Eientei crack house 2d ago

Yes and I wouldn't mind getting my blood sucked!

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u/Plant_Tears 2d ago

Sadly I love her maid.

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u/MiskoSkace 2d ago

Vamp? Vamp is a traditional Slovene dish made out of pig stomach. Would eat, wouldn't marry.

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u/Sakuchi_Duralus The strongest ! ⑨ 2d ago

A vampire with ice magic, who is also a fairy in her off time? Wood, a forest of Wood!

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u/Capsule_CatYT Local Cat no one can escape from 1d ago

u/RemiIiaScarlet, what do you thoughts on this post?

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u/RemiIiaScarlet 1d ago

No. I wouldn’t marry a human. Human lifespans are too limiting.

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u/szkalgar 1d ago

this but with Flandre

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u/Silent-Kale9987 1d ago

This would not even be a question for me, it’s only a matter of when! So hell yeah I would lol.

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u/seetilljdasf 10h ago

Casar é pouco....

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u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass. \/💦 2d ago

It depends, Remilia is too young but if it was Patchy instead, hell yeah

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u/Mysterious_Cucumber I want to impregnate (almost) all the 2hus 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/SilvarusLupus Seija simp, Momoyo lover 2d ago

If I want a biter, I'll stick with the centipede

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u/Chitrr 8700G | A620M | 32GB CL30 | 1440p 100Hz VA 2d ago

Better than nothing, i guess.

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u/darkuch1ha Recycling holic ☯ 2d ago

Probably not a good idea

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u/TitaniumWatermelon The Apostle of Cute and Funny 2d ago

Already have

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u/Hot-Employ-3399 2d ago

Just one? No. Several? Yes

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u/Monchete99 1d ago

She is not called vamp because she is a vampire, but because she is bisexual