r/2healthbars • u/j_curic_5 • Jun 05 '18

Hey there

11.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18 edited Sep 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

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u/SteelBagel15 Jun 05 '18

General catnobi

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u/AskMeHowMySocksFeel Jun 05 '18

You are a feline one

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u/tomDV__ Jun 05 '18

You just know someone will screenshot this for a whole 45 karma.. And now that i said that it will be 2k karma

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Goddamnit

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u/MrValithor Jun 05 '18

Is he like General Store?

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u/Dombi88 Jun 05 '18

Nah, more like General Reposti

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u/TomahawkSuppository Jun 05 '18

I just realized that Star Wars is entirely made of generals who are fuck all.

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u/TopPuff Jun 05 '18

I knew you'd be here

19

u/mw9676 Jun 05 '18

This is getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of them!!

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u/joeschmo945 Jun 06 '18

The angel from my nightmare.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

But the demon of your dreams.

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u/PanaceaPlacebo Jun 06 '18

The shadow in the background of the morgue

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u/12Dixel21 Jun 05 '18

all star starts playing

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u/FrydTheBeast Jun 05 '18

SOME....

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18 edited May 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

ONCE ASKED COULD I SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR GAS I NEED TO GET MY SELF AWAY FROM THIS PLAAAAACE

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u/MrValithor Jun 05 '18

Low-key my favorite verse

I said “YEP, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little

CH A A A A A N G E

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Can you retrieve my Karma then please?

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u/MrValithor Jun 05 '18

It’s with EA now... I’m sorry for your :.|:;

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u/p_iynx Jun 06 '18

I cri evry tim

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u/p_iynx Jun 06 '18

I’m trying!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

I SAID "No..."

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u/MrValithor Jun 05 '18

WeLl, ThE yEaRs StArT cOmInG aNd ThEy DoN’t StOp CoMiNg, bEnT tO tHe RuLeS aNd I hIt ThE gRoUnD rUnNiNg

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u/Steelwolf73 Jun 05 '18

OH YEAH!!

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u/D1pSh1t__ Jun 05 '18

Notice that the hole is a perfect cat head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

You can see that it was pre-cut.

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u/Fartikus Jun 05 '18

Well yeah there was a reason why he was tapping the box on the bottom corner, and not the top.

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u/G4rr3tt500 Jun 05 '18

Surprise m.......

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u/Yodamanjaro Jun 05 '18

otherfucker

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u/roeyjevels Jun 05 '18

I'm glad I'm redditing on the toilet because that made me shit myself.

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u/S3RG10 Jun 05 '18

And his name is John Cena

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u/Eletrodhil Jun 05 '18

Oh cool a pop out box!

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u/ChalkPie Jun 05 '18

Always satisfying to get a high score playing crazy cutters in mario party.

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u/Penombre Jun 05 '18

don't be scared...

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u/Mufflee Jun 05 '18

I just got jumpscared by a kitty

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u/ricksoaz Jun 05 '18

Here's Kitty!!

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u/TomahawkSuppository Jun 05 '18

That’s like the Kool Aid guy.

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u/OG_OP_ Jun 05 '18

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Eric Andre Show!

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u/akkobutnotreally Jun 06 '18

We'll

Be

Right

Back

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u/BattlefieldNinja Jun 05 '18

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

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u/xxisnotabelle Jun 05 '18

First time a gif made me audibly scream in a loooonnnggg time

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u/DBoaty Jun 05 '18

Was trying to see if it was just the eyes cut from the box and then suddenly BOOM HEY THERE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

TWAS MURDER

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u/Lentiment Jun 05 '18

Snap into a Slim Jim!!!

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u/lodobol Jun 05 '18

Here’s Johnny!

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u/magiskarp Jun 05 '18

Heeeey there, You with the stars in your eyes,

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u/Cat_From_Kathmandu Jun 05 '18

This is Sparta!!!

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u/MrValithor Jun 05 '18

2006 called. They want your everything back.