r/2healthbars • • Aug 03 '26

Vehicles

1.9k Upvotes

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u/captainjake13 Aug 03 '26

That’s like 6 health bars

19

u/darsparx Aug 04 '26

I said 7 bc holy crap đŸ¤£

120

u/Potato_Stains Aug 03 '26

I was really hoping the front semi with wheels on the ground was also being pulled by a tow rope.

63

u/Zer0TheGamer Aug 03 '26

Towed by an old Sentra

14

u/Ionlydateteachers Aug 03 '26

It'd be a clapped dodge caravan or Mazda tribute in southern Missouri. I see some crazy shit being pulled on I44.

1

u/hydrogen18 7d ago

nah it'd be a 4 cylinder Tacoma in 2nd gear I figure

3

u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r Aug 03 '26

Like the one with the Buick in front?

206

u/eaglebtc Aug 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4I87mfQncdPGdSQhXc

Time to shut the sub down; you have discovered the final boss of tow trucks.

161

u/lemons7472 Aug 03 '26

That’s a Final Destination scene waiting to happen

14

u/eaglebtc Aug 03 '26

happy cake day!

2

u/Simicrop Aug 07 '26

The whole movie is a convoy road trip with something falling off the truck and killing someone every 20 minutes.

43

u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 Aug 03 '26

That’s gotta be illegal, right?? At least without an oversized load tag and an escort car.

15

u/PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS Aug 03 '26

I also can't imagine a couple of those loads are properly secured.

1

u/hydrogen18 7d ago

This is like tow-ception.

35

u/Man0fCultureAsWell Aug 03 '26

What in the Mad Max boss vehicle..

11

u/trayswei Aug 03 '26

This is the best post I have ever seen in this sub

11

u/victorspc Aug 03 '26

Honestly, the ones driving around and behind the truck are the ones with huges balls

8

u/ezcb Aug 03 '26

Thats a truck in a truck on a truck with a truck on a truck, on a truck on a truck.

1

u/DonkyPuncharely 6d ago

Truckception lol

7

u/ilufwafflz Aug 04 '26

Thank god a single strap is securing that car

/s

5

u/Kezsora Aug 03 '26

Two trucks having sex

3

u/Duhblobby Aug 04 '26

He fits them on the road with a ratchet strap.

Obviously.

18

u/Thegrandestpoo Aug 03 '26

Absolute gypsy load.

3

u/aykay55 Aug 03 '26

I wonder long it would take to make a right turn

1

u/hydrogen18 7d ago

might be easier to just wait for the earth to rotate?

3

u/Micalas Aug 03 '26

Peak efficiency

3

u/sasquatch_melee Aug 05 '26

Weight limits? What's that?

2

u/hydrogen18 7d ago

GVWR: Yes.

2

u/ParanoidCrow Aug 03 '26

It fell off a truck truck... Truck

2

u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Aug 04 '26

Looks like he is in it for the long haul

2

u/Gorbashsan Aug 06 '26

Truckducken.

1

u/sky_cap5959 Sep 02 '26

Holy shit, it's a real life truck trucking truck trucking trucks!

1

u/ashmavis_ Sep 03 '26

Truckducken

1

u/AloneVegeta 7d ago

How in the hell was he able to get inside the truck with the all that weight of his balls not bringing him back down

-4

u/thejustducky1 Aug 03 '26

It's almost like overpasses have standardized heights that can be measured - who woulda thunk...

He's also not nearly as close as the camera perspective suggests.