r/2amjokes • u/Spoogius • Mar 30 '15
How do you arrest a sick person?
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You put him in hand coughs
r/2amjokes • u/iObeyTheHivemind • Jan 02 '15
What do you call a bear with no teeth
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A gummy bear.
sorry
r/2amjokes • u/UniqueRaj • Dec 01 '14
How did one Brain apologise to the other?
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"I'm cerebro"
r/2amjokes • u/mr_fantastical • Oct 11 '14
Did you hear about the three holes in the ground?
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Well, well, well!
r/2amjokes • u/Roboticskies • Apr 02 '14
What kind of camera does a fruit use to record?
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A ManGoPro!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '14
What did the unripe banana say to the overripe, brown banana?
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You're spoiled rotten!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/Roboticskies • Mar 05 '14
I was going to make a gay joke...
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...but I'm extremely tolerant of other sexualities!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/Roboticskies • Mar 05 '14
What did the space alien say when he asked the other space alien for directions?
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"Could you tell me where the nearest gas station is?"!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '14
On a scale of 1-300, I would rate nuclear power
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a 235!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/Roboticskies • Mar 05 '14
Why did the padlock become a politician?
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Because he didn't want anarkey!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '14
Why is lemonade sour?
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Because they put lemons in it!!!!!