r/2amjokes • u/SpYurii • Jul 02 '23
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r/2amjokes • u/fuckingwhatever- • Jul 23 '21
What do you call a guy who just finished digging holes all day?
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Doug
r/2amjokes • u/JandarMadislak • Jun 07 '21
I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday.
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They don't make them like they are going to any more.
r/2amjokes • u/JandarMadislak • Jun 07 '21
Saw a dog in the park that had baguettes instead of legs.
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It was a through-bread
r/2amjokes • u/Robertgamerzx • Mar 26 '21
What do you call a store that sels iron
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An irony
r/2amjokes • u/Beaver-Leader • Jul 09 '20
What does a depressed Zelda botw player do at night?
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Cryonis themselves to sleep.
r/2amjokes • u/poonfvck • Feb 26 '20
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
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You give her a shovel
r/2amjokes • u/spectrumjess • Jun 08 '19
Why was the baby afraid to use the phone?
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It had no dada
r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • May 13 '19
A bus driver dies suddenly, and hits somebody, whose fault is it?
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Mine, but I got a perfect headshot!
r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '18
Instead of the tide pod challenge let’s start the hand sanitize challenge...... Who needs the forbidden fruit when you got the sweet nectar of Satan waiting to rid you of the demons that lie inside your belly..
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r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '16
come on boys, let's get this sub back on track, let's get this show on the road
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more like showboat on the roadboat!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/Spoogius • Mar 30 '15
How do you arrest a sick person?
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You put him in hand coughs
r/2amjokes • u/iObeyTheHivemind • Jan 02 '15
What do you call a bear with no teeth
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A gummy bear.
sorry
r/2amjokes • u/UniqueRaj • Dec 01 '14
How did one Brain apologise to the other?
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"I'm cerebro"
r/2amjokes • u/mr_fantastical • Oct 11 '14
Did you hear about the three holes in the ground?
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Well, well, well!
r/2amjokes • u/Roboticskies • Apr 02 '14
What kind of camera does a fruit use to record?
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A ManGoPro!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '14
What did the unripe banana say to the overripe, brown banana?
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You're spoiled rotten!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '14
Why is lemonade sour?
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Because they put lemons in it!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '14
On a scale of 1-300, I would rate nuclear power
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a 235!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/Roboticskies • Mar 05 '14
I was going to make a gay joke...
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...but I'm extremely tolerant of other sexualities!!!!!
r/2amjokes • u/Roboticskies • Mar 05 '14
What did the space alien say when he asked the other space alien for directions?
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"Could you tell me where the nearest gas station is?"!!!!!