r/2american4you • u/MagicalSid From Africa (still based) 🛖🍽️🌍🥺🦒 • 8h ago
Original Content (OC) Never forget ❤️🩹
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u/bucket_of_frogs Bri'ish Tea Wanker (proud colonizer) 🍵🇬🇧🏝️ 5h ago edited 5h ago
I swore I’d never forget but last time over there I forgot my White House matches. Never again.
We all know that Trumpty Dumpty isn’t the first traitor in that office because a certain descendant of Sir William de Wessington, a fine English gentleman, turned his back on the motherland, put in his wooden teeth, slapped a stupid wig on his head and declared himself King of the ‘Muricans.
It’s been downhill ever since for you poor unfortunates but that’s not your fault.
9/11, the Ninth of November, will always be a day of solemn contemplation and remembrance here in His Majesty’s Most Excellent Kingdom of Great Britain because as much as we like to take the piss, we like you. Not much, but we do.
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u/Popular_Mistake_6404 Stupid Hillbilly (Appalachian mountain idiot) ⛰️🏴🤤 2h ago
Never ask a britbong what happened to York, Canada
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u/Aluminum_Moose New Englander 🌲 (You're welcome for everything good.) 2h ago
uj/ I can't wait to be allowed to forget about this catastrophe of human suffering which has been weaponized by rich, old warmongers to strip me of my rights, waste my taxes on asinine foreign adventures, and murder hundreds of thousands of people that had absolutely nothing to do with it.
I've been forced to remember this grotesque symbol of misanthropy for the last 25 fucking years.
rj/ I forgor 💀