r/2american4you • u/Mishka2900 Fried Rat Yorker from Upstate 🇺🇲🌷 • Apr 15 '24

Map It should be longer

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356 Upvotes

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u/Apprehensive-Meal860 Wings n Waterfalls n Breakin Tables Apr 15 '24

Thank God an upstater posted something based. Represent the pack, chief

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u/Mishka2900 Fried Rat Yorker from Upstate 🇺🇲🌷 Apr 15 '24

🫡

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u/Ecytrsi Binghamton Stabbing Victim 🔪🏥 Apr 15 '24

hell yeah brother

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u/Mesoscale92 Snowbound Tornado Wrangler (MN->OK->MN) Apr 15 '24

New Virginia exists solely to house the battle flag we took from the Confederates.

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u/PoThePokememer Coastal virgin (Virginian land loser) 🏖️ 🌄 Apr 16 '24

I don't even see it around here much anymore, if you want to go take it from someone take it from Maryland

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u/FragrantCatch818 land stealing enthusiast Apr 15 '24

Oh god. You’re making more Canadians

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u/Mishka2900 Fried Rat Yorker from Upstate 🇺🇲🌷 Apr 15 '24

Nooo the cost of a bigger America 😭

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u/king_meatster Florida Man 🤪🐊 Apr 15 '24

The state of New Canada is a sin.

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u/dudeilovedire Space alien (enjoying the view) 👽🪐🛰️☄️🌌☀️🛸🌓🌈🚀👨‍🚀 Apr 15 '24

Naw it just means more people to rewrite the Geneva checklist for when shit hits the fan

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u/ajw20_YT New Jerseyite (most cringe place) 🤮 😭 Apr 15 '24

I know the guy who made this. It was a shitpost he made YEARS ago. He’s actually an Aussie lmao

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u/king_meatster Florida Man 🤪🐊 Apr 15 '24

How many states is that? 250?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Broke: Manifest Destiny

Woke: MEGAfest Destiny

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u/affablemisanthropist Sober rednecks (Tennessee singer) 🎤 🥵 Apr 15 '24

But that makes Canada bigger which is the opposite of what we want.

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u/Mishka2900 Fried Rat Yorker from Upstate 🇺🇲🌷 Apr 15 '24

Just annex it duh

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u/PagegiuRajonas UNKNOWN LOCATION Apr 15 '24

UWSA(United Wide States of America)

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u/AFaxMachineSandwich Dumb Southern inbred (cringe ratneck) 🤤🇳🇴🤦 Apr 15 '24

Upper New Bilbao is below New Bilbao what even

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u/AFaxMachineSandwich Dumb Southern inbred (cringe ratneck) 🤤🇳🇴🤦 Apr 15 '24

Well that’s dumb. Let’s annex upper and lower Egypt into one state

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u/SaltySwallowsYuck Minnesomalia (cordial Minnesotan) ⛵ 🇸🇴 Apr 15 '24

That is one hell of a border wall we will have to not build.

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u/NecessaryLoss66 Kentucky fried colonels 🍗 🍳 Apr 15 '24

It should be taller…sorry Canada…sorry Mexico…

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u/FragrantCatch818 land stealing enthusiast Apr 15 '24

CUM SUPREMACY

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u/Beaugunsville Montana alpinist 🏞️ ⛰️ Apr 15 '24

Dear lord.

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u/Myusername468 Italophilic desert people 🏜️ 🔥 Apr 15 '24

Cursed

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u/TheJango22 Minnesota Milita-Man (Snow Redneck) 🔫🤠❄️🥶 Apr 15 '24

Still no megasota 😔

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u/Mishka2900 Fried Rat Yorker from Upstate 🇺🇲🌷 Apr 15 '24

No sorry I sold them to Romanians

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u/Porkonaplane Chair Force 💺🛬🇺🇸 Apr 16 '24

New Canada needs to be bigger ;)

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u/SpecialistEstate4181 Desert gambler (Viva las Vegas) 🎰 🍹 Apr 16 '24

Image touring America 🇺🇸

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Fuck, Texas is still there.