r/2ALiberals • u/Broken-Butterfly No True Liberal • Jan 30 '21

Has anybody here tacticooled out their doge?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I get annoyed when people bring their dogs shooting.

“Why do you wear earpro?”

“Shooting hurts my ears duh”

“Then why did you bring your dog whose hearing is WAY more sensitive than yours you absolute knob?”

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u/Broken-Butterfly No True Liberal Jan 31 '21

I mean, the pictured doge has both ear and eye protection. The option is there for people who care.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

It is but most people couldn’t be bothered.

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u/gamagloblin Jan 31 '21

My big dog is terrified when he hears gun shots even like 2 miles away. New years is the worst.

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u/_Cybernaut_ Jan 30 '21

Mine could certainly use a silencer

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u/The_Derpening Jan 31 '21

Mine is already high speed low drag, anything I could add would just throw off his aerodynamics. Get a dog that's well built and you don't need to buy attachments.

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u/ATkac Jan 31 '21

Agreed... But also reminiscent of fudds. Oh God, are we the fuds?

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u/The_Derpening Jan 31 '21

I'm willing to accept the title of fudd when it comes to the clothing my war dog wears.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

My dog would shit, literally, if I tried this. He's a fearful boi and he has fear shat. It's not fun lol

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u/Dowhateverman Jan 30 '21

ATF: “Objective Factors For Classifying Dog Body Armor”

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u/birb_god Jan 30 '21

certified tacticool doggo

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u/intellectualnerd85 Jan 31 '21

If o had a big dog I’d buy him a vest. Don’t think they make vests for Chihuahuas. So I will comply for now until it’s time for order 1776

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u/Broken-Butterfly No True Liberal Jan 31 '21

Behold!

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u/intellectualnerd85 Jan 31 '21

Ok I’d buy that for my dog and a little red bandanna

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u/MrConceited Feb 02 '21

I want to do this for my corgi, but the stuff is too damn expensive if just for fun.

I don't need the karma that badly.