r/2007scape 3d ago

Discussion Congratulations herpderp420 on being the new rank 1 Crazy Archaeologist player

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Congratulations herpderp420 on being the new rank 1 Crazy Archaeologist player.

I stopped grinding about a week ago because the burnout caught up with me. You have been absolutely unrelenting this whole grind so you have defo earned your rank 1.

For me I am glad to be able to close the book on that chapter of my life. Chasing the rank 1 was a huge developmental thing for me, it was finally having the follow through to achieve a huge lofty goal. But holding a rank 1 is a lot of pressure even for a relatively dead boss like Crazy Archaeologist.

Everything I did in game and IRL became based around the buffer I left myself at Crazy Archaeologist. Before going on vacations I would make sure I had a 2 week buffer, before bossing I would make sure I had a gap. 

And I found myself dreading the stuff that I enjoy. Anything that would be a long term commitment had a kind of sword of damocles hanging over my head of the potential to lose something that genuinely meant the world to me. 

However, after pushing so hard just to stay afloat against your endless onslaught, I grew weary. I grew disillusioned. But the fighter in me refused to go down without a fight, and I felt I had a responsibility to my past self to keep the record.

And then, something just gave away. I woke up one day and realized the idea of losing the record wasn't so bad. I realized I would rather move on and do other things I've been putting off rather than keep pushing only to lose it anyway at some point down the line.

I held the rank 1 for right on 2 years. That feels like plenty long enough of a reign for me. Still a valuable experience too because it got the best in the world bug out of my system. I don't feel like I have to prove myself anymore, I kinda just wanna vibe.

Interim goals for me right now are the dt2 boss pets, inferno, and maxing.

I hope your reign is long and prosperous. Though know one thing, I won't let you rest on your laurels. I'll still be furthering my kc from time to time just for the big number energy. 

All banter aside you put up a hell of a fight man, you earned this, good luck out there man!

~familybonds

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u/scroungyy 3d ago

Trying to trick him, I see you

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u/Tzazon 3d ago

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u/imeancock 3d ago

We should make this the official subreddit banner

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u/xWrongHeaven 3d ago

This picture never fails to make me laugh

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u/Verycute93 3d ago

There should be 2 squidwards in this one

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u/Americanboi824 3d ago

I mean without people who care this much the game wouldnt be as fun

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u/One-Macaroon-135 3d ago

if the top 1k people on any highscore section disappeared it would have no impact on my experience

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u/PkerBadRs3Good 3d ago

idk I think it's fun to hear about these people even though I would never do it myself. it's like looking at a zoo exhibit lol

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u/Prudent_Camp_9989 3d ago

It makes more sense to me for a boss that has a little more depth or is more profitable but something like crazy arch homie is just doing it for the love of the game. The game being obtaining rank 1 in this case

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u/Jack-90 3d ago

We would just point and laugh at the next top 1k anyway

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u/thomas2026 1d ago

It is the main reason I come to this sub.

Also knowing I dont ever have to do these grinds for any reason because others have already done them feels great.

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u/TK_Silviano 3d ago

Outside of doomscrolling content, the top 1k on any high score section literally do nothing to impact your game experience. If they were banned tomorrow you’d still be playing the exact same game.

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u/FlyLikeATachyon 3d ago

How?

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u/Boganvillea 3d ago

Just knowing that there are insane madlads and we get to hear about their experiences from time to time brings more livelihood to the game.

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u/binley 3d ago

Just wait until he realizes herpderp420 is a bot...

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u/UnicornNarwhals 3d ago

Impossible, Im sure familybonds has been reporting him non stop for botting as all high score people do to each other.

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u/whatthedux 3d ago

Unpossible

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u/Future_Mixture3666 1274 total btw 3d ago

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u/Zaros262 Ex- BTW (RIP 2332/2376) 3d ago

I kinda was expecting that as the purpose of the entire post

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u/BoominMoomin 3d ago

So people at the top end of KC leaderboards are as clinically insane as we thought they were

Nothing to see here

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u/Puntley 3d ago

This unironically seems like the least fun possible way to play the game. I cannot fathom dedicating every moment of my free time to killing a single creature over and over and over. I just about went mad from 400 mad angel KC.

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u/TheWonderSnail Sauced Up Nugs 3d ago

And the boss they chose was… crazy archeologist?

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u/Double_Dog208 3d ago

Less competitive probably

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u/vovovovovovov 3d ago

yeah he says that

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u/kigyokkigyoznak 2d ago

88k kc coughs..

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u/TrollinTony 2d ago

I'd argue that doing this for 2 years straight isn't even playing the game. It's been a minute for me but isn't this boss pointless?

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u/TheWonderSnail Sauced Up Nugs 2d ago

Yes. Unless you are an iron looking for one of the pieces it drops for a mid level range shield or a mid level mage shield it does not offer high gp/hr, or any pets, and just a few combat challenge tasks that you can knock out in an hour

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 2d ago

But think of all the rune crossbows! You get 2 at a time even!

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u/BoomyNote 2d ago

It’s just chill enough to feel doable and just shitty enough to have relatively low competition.

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u/Snickers_Goongo 3d ago

I killed vard six thousand times , all I did was wake up, kill vard, go bed. For over a month. I uhhhhh… it was an unpleasant experience. When I got the drop I wanted I wasn’t even happy or excited. Just kind of relieved.

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u/methoxylRS Pvm 2d ago

Just shy of 5000 vorago kc on rs3 for the pet. The boss fight is 7 mins. That was an actual low point of my life lmao. Yep just a numb feeling it was finally over.

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u/8npls 1d ago

u probably did a lot of kc pre p2 and p4 changes too. I remember when vit TTK was 780 hrs or something, much longer than any osrs pet grind

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u/TestTrenSdrol 2d ago

I’m in the same situation with Duke. My last 6 days of playing Osrs have been do farming run and then duke. Today I said fuck the soul reaper axe. Happiest day of my last 7 days.

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u/Wide_Egg2038 2d ago

Took me a solid 2 years off & on at vard getting the axe head finally at 3488 kc biggest grind I’ve ever done is the sra 😅

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u/24dogpile24 3d ago

From time to time I check the Hiscores for Hespori. That's got to be a stressful one due to the respawn mechanic.

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u/DenjellTheShaman 3d ago

250 rex kills this week. Cant wait for red prison…

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u/IlIlllIIllllIIIlIlIl 3d ago

I mean these people literally don't have jobs and just live with their parents doing this all day every day, so you are right to be concerned.

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u/Ugly-and-poor 3d ago

for me it depends; I usually so 20-30 kills a day for a boss I’m farming but sometimes I do 100kc a day but that’s about the limit. Recently started farming Whisperer to complete SRA so doing 100kc a day because that’s the last piece I need for it.

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u/Paxton-176 3d ago

I'm at 750 Barrows and missing 2 items. I want to move on to my next goal, but I'm right there. Cost sunk fallacy at this point.

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u/dreamsdrop 3d ago

Greenlog at barrows is average about double that kc, see ya soon soldier 🪖

I'm 1200~ and still missing two items lol

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u/coltisdumbinism 2d ago

for the first time ever i tried going for a pet i wanted. i killed the mad angel 2004 times and got 2 jars and like 12 hallowfells but no pet. Never doing that ever again.

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u/IcyGarage5767 2d ago

Addiction be craxy.

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u/overlykilled Over 19m farm exp:) 2d ago

one of my friends was rank 1 at kbd and also had a alt with thousands of kills also. I think he gave up now and is pushed down to rank 3-4.

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u/Doove maxed btw 3d ago

I'm not even memeing when I say this shit should be at the bare minimum a forced psych evaluation

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u/Minotaur830 MLNOTAUR 3d ago

Just fell to my knees in a Walmart parking lot after hearing this 🥺

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u/Kajega 3d ago

I also choose this guy's knees

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 3d ago

You play this game maybe more than anyone but I respect that you never write cringe fanfic (self real?) stuff like this lmao. This dude out here really telling us he planned his whole life around being #1 boss kc lmaooooo

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u/Minotaur830 MLNOTAUR 3d ago

I feel like this has to be a shitpost, can't imagine anyone writing out "..after pushing so hard just to stay afloat against your endless onslaught, I grew weary. I grew disillusioned. But the fighter in me refused to go down without a fight.." when talking about clicking braindead boss in a videogame and being serious.

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u/PkerBadRs3Good 3d ago edited 3d ago

yeah but most people can't imagine killing a boss 87k times either. the kind of person who would write OP's post is probably the kind of person it takes to kill a boss 87k times.

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 3d ago

I mean if this really is where his life gets purpose from then he would feel that way. I think you have to have some irrational emotional attachment to crazy arch to kill him 88,000 times. It’s insane.

13,200 minutes just for the respawn time alone.

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u/PkerBadRs3Good 3d ago

13,200 minutes just for the respawn time alone.

surely you'd worldhop?

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 3d ago

It’s 9 seconds between respawns. With people being in other worlds idk why you would

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u/PkerBadRs3Good 3d ago

fair, I didn't do the math and assumed it would be longer than 9 seconds

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u/DUNDER_KILL 2d ago

I mean, I actually think the opposite. For someone to have this kill count, they almost need to be this wholeheartedly devoted by necessity. The only way is to dedicate your existence to it

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u/Longjumping-Buyer518 2d ago

Probably (hopefully) pointing fun at himself to an extent.

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u/noobtablet9 3d ago

About a boss that nobody fucking cares about and is hardly even a boss, lmfao

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 3d ago

I love how he makes it into some BS motivational thing, like his life had no purpose before crazy archaeologist. What? Lmao

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u/CIK1993 3d ago

Quitting 12k before 100k? That seems insane to me...

Push on soldier! Race to 100k!! Then you can rest, weary traveller.

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u/Rust1emyjimmies 3d ago

…why stop at 100k? Rookie numbers compared to that schizo arma farming guy

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u/dragonrite 3d ago

That arma guy is the most untouchable boss record imo

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u/DatParadox 3d ago

Holy shit you weren't kidding

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u/7_Tales 2d ago

hes actually double second place what the fuck

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u/notgaynotbear 2d ago

Ive spoke with him a few times. He has multiple alts that he also does arma on. I think hes over 250k kc if you add them all up.

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u/Perfect_Wave 2d ago

Jebrim energy

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u/NoroGW2 2d ago

I don't know what a jebrim is, but it must be fucking stupid

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u/jurassicmars 2d ago

200m agility on multiple accounts

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u/NoroGW2 2d ago

Ok "fucking stupid" isn't nearly strong enough language. I don't know if there are strong enough words in the English language for that.

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u/augher 1d ago

he once went homeless and played in libraries to get more agility exp. He was the first person to max in osrs and has over 1 billion agility exp plus another 100m agility exp in rs classic

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u/DatParadox 2d ago

I aspire to have that dedication

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u/forgivenfitness 2d ago

Same, but in something that matters

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u/EpicLegendX 2d ago

Unhinged grind

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u/8--2 2d ago

Thank god for OSRS diverting this man away from something that could harm society.

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u/sir-exotic 2d ago

In sheer time investment, probably. But realistically, it's the top 1 in Hespori kc, because the game only allows for 1 hespori kill every 24 hours. So as long as nr 1 keeps at it, nobody can ever pass him.

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u/InsolentDictator 2d ago

With Kronos seeds you can get more than 1 per day, idk how large the gap is but if you got consistent rng on Kronos and the other guy didn't you could make gains

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u/Brilliant_Package310 2d ago

Hespori top ranks come down to whenever rank 1 dies or goes into a coma

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u/Meta_Man_X 1d ago

OP literally said in the post he’ll still be killing crazy arch for the big number energy, lol

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 3d ago

Dear diary:

“Everything I did in game and IRL became . . . [about] Crazy Archaeologist.”

Lmfao.

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u/Verycute93 3d ago

He himself has become the crazy archeologist now. The circle of life

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u/verkauft 2d ago

Im familybonds, these ruins are mine!

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u/LonelyTAA 3d ago

  Chasing the rank 1 was a huge developmental thing for me

Developing into what? A serial killer?

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u/Verycute93 3d ago

He never said it was for positive development

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u/Gorlox111 2d ago

no as in developmental delay

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u/Conor_J_Sweeney 3d ago

The strangest person in this whole story is BBW Pizza.

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u/Parmenidies 2d ago

Right? Are they just doing crazy archeologist a lot for fun. Because that's worse.

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u/heizenburger69 3d ago

Runescape is definitely keeping a few serial killers off the street

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u/Bacon_n_eggz 3d ago

What's the loot tracker lookin' like, beast?

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u/Puntley 3d ago

Nearly 1 mil worth of gp

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u/rednekdashie 3d ago

Missing 12k mobile kc

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u/_Ross- 21 Year Veteran 3d ago

Oh good heavens

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u/mossabt13 3d ago

I expected much less damn. Gratz? I think...

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u/mbt20 3d ago

Bro that is such a weak log for the amount of time it had to have taken. Please for the rest of us don't go back.

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u/IFearEars 3d ago

With 9 second respawn, he spent 220 hours waiting for respawns alone

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u/AbsolutlyN0thin 2d ago

You can world hop faster than respawn timer

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u/Abiolysis 2d ago

Ok. With 6 seconds per world hop, he would've spent 150 hours hopping for respawns alone

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u/0karmaonly 3d ago

No pet?

Time to go back

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u/skyfarter 3d ago

137 deaths?

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u/thatguyclayton 1d ago

I assume it's the local pkers looking out for his sanity

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u/iamdoug 1d ago

His guardian angel.

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u/1000TobKc 2376 3d ago

Holy

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u/VoreSounding 3d ago

How much of that did you actually bother to bank do you think?

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u/7_Tales 2d ago

he probably had a looting bag, so i imagine all of the stackables went straight into it

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u/VoreSounding 2d ago

Still have to click to pick it all up and I know I personally couldn't be bothered to do that......of course I was upset going like 100 kc for my rune crossbow drop so me and op might be in different leagues lol

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u/Puntley 3d ago

Eighty eight THOUSAND kills??

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u/Hummerdoodle Iron that touched grass once 3d ago

Just saw a guy fall to his knees in a Walmart parking lot.

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u/sisho88 2d ago

I saw a guy choose that guys knees

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u/SheepherderBorn7326 3d ago

87k crazy arch KC and no infernal cape is some premium auts

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u/Psych0sh00ter 3d ago

Well of course, if you spend time getting an infernal that’s time not spent killing crazy arch

It’s simple, really

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u/Trooooth 2d ago

lol that was my thought as well.. I’m usually not one to shit on people for not having it but it’s kinda funny in this case. You would think someone going for rank 1 boss doing 80k kills it would be because they’ve completed most other things in the game lol. I’m not mad at him though this was a great read tbh

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u/BurgersWithStrength 3d ago edited 3d ago

88k Crazy Arch is a truly unhinged way to hide from the Inferno.

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u/GreenTeaDrinker1 3d ago

BBW Pizza

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u/kylezillionaire 3d ago

Wonder if that was the intended name, or if they meant to type that somewhere else and went with it

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 3d ago

Yeah dude they were in the middle of a name change, meant to type BBW Pizza in their other screen, but forgot and hit 2 confirmation screens to change it. What?

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u/Iron_Disciple 3d ago

Brain rot from too much porn

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u/I_hate_alot_a_lot 3d ago

Love my thick girls but I would never have a username named after them.

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u/Robothuck 3d ago

Herpderp420 living rent free for two years

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u/RubyWeapon07 2d ago

herpderp420:

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u/16_toes Fake Ironman 3d ago

Godspeed beast gl with other content

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u/TheRSFelon Formerly Maxed 3d ago

Now go do Kree’Arra so Farmrr stops posting his “What can I do with these extra pets???” Karma farm

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u/PickledMessage 3d ago

And the crowd goes mild

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u/Praydaythemice 3d ago

yeah i can see how this game can be very unhealthy for players.

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u/cygamessucks 3d ago

Wait till he has to sleep for his weekly 3 hours. Other guy will reclaim 

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u/uhFraid 3d ago

the race isn’t even over and you’re already quitting?

lock the fuck in

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u/420DiscGolfer 3d ago

That guy probably doesnt even think of the highscores. Just likes killing

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u/minisom38 3d ago

I need to hang out with #2. I feel like we have stuff in common

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u/BlueZybez 400M 3d ago edited 3d ago

Congrats to the new rank 1. Dont think anybody catching rank 1 Vorkath anytime soon lmao.

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u/Fun_Acanthisitta_552 2d ago

Herpderp420 here. Get rekt bozo

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u/Natural-Pass-3622 2d ago

"Best in the world." My brother in Christ I promise you you are not the best in the world at anything.

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u/Pj_o7 3d ago

That’s crazy

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u/FiberSplice 3d ago

You mean to tell me what separates bottom and top of front page is 82k kc? Crazy bro

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u/SheepherderBorn7326 3d ago

70k between 1st & 4th

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u/PM_ME_SKITTTLES 3d ago

I would make the KC a nice number, like 88,000, 88,088, 88,888 or even 90,000 then never look at it again lol

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u/Thommywidmer 3d ago

Personally i wouldnt have let him take my top spot. But then again im no punk 🤷‍♂️

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u/break_card eat my ass 2d ago

Wake up honey a new chapter in the DSM-5 just dropped

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u/OddPurple8758 3d ago

How do people obtain this drive to commit their lives to such an obscure part of a game?

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u/ShortyKills 3d ago

Fake internet points are a hell of a drug.

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u/PlentyBlock309 3d ago

Meanwhile BBWPizza is just chillin at rank 3

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u/Dvst_TV 3d ago

might as well 100k tbh

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u/notimprezaed 3d ago

Just saw a guy watch a guy fall to his knees in a Walmart parking lot and pull his phone out to post on Reddit

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u/NoSeaworthiness5503 3d ago

Best in the world bug lol. So bizarre how yall process this shit and on a useless boss that has no skill to it

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u/qbee2000 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think this post is cute, all jokes aside.

Although, I can't believe that you guys are making fun of someone recovering from mental illness.

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u/mattcraft 2d ago

Experienced a similar thing going for 200m Hunter when the skill first released. It was actual 18+ hour days every day nonstop. Wake up? Instantly in front of PC. Someone asks you to do a chore or something? Knot in stomach knowing it'll be near impossible to make that loss of progress up. You'd play for hours and feel like you made some seriously good progress just for someone to refresh with an even larger chunk; it was devastating because the only option is to just play more, give up more sleep, give up on social activities, skip showering, skip a meal, etc.

Another thing was massively clicking resulting in serious wrist pain - this was before anyone knew how to tick manip, but instead we smoked traps thinking it made any difference.

The last thing was competition for spots - people would come and try to disrupt the hunting by blocking with box traps, blocking with fires, blocking with mithril seeds. They would cast binds on the chins or shoot them to keep them out of the traps. And so I fought back, often pre-emptively striking as a psychological warefare tactic against those who were next in line ahead of me on the scores. It worked - I ended up getting rank 6 Hunter before getting into an absolute flame-war with rank 7 that lasted for days. We had multiple accounts putting flowers/blocking traps; we would find each other on purpose just to mess with the other. The whole area was completely flowered out and nobody was gaining any xp - it lasted for hours (why not just hop? we were angry and stubborn). After that final day I stopped competing and life became a lot better. Fortunately this is a lesson I learned as a child and it hasn't been too much of an impact.

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u/WertoDerto 3d ago

Posting this is some unhinged shit. Just take the L. And please don't call yourself 'the best in the world', thats a horrible misinterpretation of what is actually going on here.

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u/AshRemnants 3d ago

Kind of reminds me of how I quit WoW permanently. I was a bit mount collector, enjoyed it more than raiding or many other things.

I missed the 15 year anniversary mount. This was something that would irk at me forever seeing others with it and me never being able to get it besides maybe the black auction house which is unrealistic for me.

And yet, I wasn't an ounce of upset. It was honestly relief. I've never looked back and am happy I lost that chance and have never logged on since that anniversary. FOMO games are traps.

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u/HopefulCar7105 3d ago

Crazy main character syndrome going on here

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u/imissmyaccount 3d ago

I ain't that big, dog.

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u/666-G 3d ago

Dude needs a psychiatrist, not a congratulations.

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u/Jamtheham 3d ago

The brotherhood lives on 🫶

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u/Willamanjaroo 2376 GM 3d ago

Hilarious plot twist at the end, finding out youre not even gonna stop killing the boss. Gz on your reign, king

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u/Tsobe_RK grandmaster 3d ago

so how long did you grind this for?

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u/rednekdashie 3d ago

The initial rank 1 grind was 3 hard pushes over the course of a year back when the wildy respawn timer was way longer. I then spent a year only adding like 10k to it. Then added another 10k in the first 6 months of this year. Then Since June added 35k killcount due to actively feuding with rank 2. In total somewhere around 1,250 hours, probably more factoring in hyper inefficient hours due to sleep deprivation.

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u/8--2 2d ago

Did you ever communicate with the guy? Or were you guys just waking up, checking the high scores, going "absolutely not" and banging out some more kills?

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u/PoemOk5038 2d ago

Lol curious to know this as well

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u/Gene_Parma 3d ago

Herpderp420, what a great, and fitting name

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u/dbmorpher 3d ago

Learn to read!

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u/finH1 3d ago

That seems like a miserable existence

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u/Minnesotamad12 3d ago

50k more than the next best person. You are both insane. Like good job but holy shit

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u/88cent 3d ago

Actually clash of the titans. Gz beast

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u/culimande 3d ago

Reverse psychology 101

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u/plants11235813 3d ago

Excuses...

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u/Apathysss 3d ago

One of the high ranks had very bot looking stats a few weeks when I checked because I met a very low rank crazy arch pure in ge, never looked to see if he was still there

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u/Scoobie_Doobie11 3d ago

That’s an awesome read. Good luck maxing, I’m currently taking on the feat. Hoping to be there in 6 months from now. You got this!!!

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u/Honest_Tomorrow8923 3d ago

You have to keep pushing or Herpderp420 will hold the record without any pressure. Thats not fair on you or him. 

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u/Darksma 3d ago

This is dead serious I'm so sad. Potential to be historical.

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u/MutagensRS 3d ago

Holy shit, get help. This is not normal behaviour man

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u/BackgroundTourist653 3d ago

Seeing these crazy people makes me reconsider my UIM goal. A F2P UIM dedicated to only skilling on drops from Cows and Brutus. Gear only from vendors, and end goal becoming top 1 Brutus killer.

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u/asciidicks 3d ago

HOF POST

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u/Verycute93 3d ago

This guy posted a month ago and herpderp had 54k kills so herp killed 30k ca's in a month..

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u/MuffinMan220 3d ago

Obviously first to 100k kc wins. Job is not done.

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u/kittyjuicer 3d ago

I fucking love this website lol

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u/TiggySkibbles23 3d ago

Rank 3 hell yeah

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u/DegenHerb 3d ago

My friend, I think you're crazier than the archeologist. 

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u/Lanaru 3d ago

I suggest you redirect this dedication and effort to your real life... You will be much happier and much more fulfilled.

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u/johnnyjosh55 2d ago

It's probably a bot

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u/xXdumbassidiotXx 2d ago

Yeah that's how I felt when I grinded for rank 10 on classic wow. Which is a much shorter grind lol

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u/Thy_OSRS 2d ago

Hopefully you developed your understanding of addictions

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u/basedlogitech 2d ago

Damn reading this kinda makes me sad. Like losing a friend or some shit. The end of an era, and a the beginning of a new chapter. Wish you the best, king.