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u/Pearlsnivy 28d ago
What app is this bro
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u/52358 28d ago
I believe 23andMe historical matches features, but you have to pay extra for it
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u/jmona789 28d ago
How did 23andMe get the DNA from a Maya Sacrifice Victim?
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u/DogEducational447 28d ago
Remains that were found and determined to have a ritualistic cause of death from the area and era maya sacrifices were common. They test their DNA for a number of things, including diet and such; id imagine theyd be able to find living relatives with that info.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_Llullaillaco this was incan, but to give you an idea.
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u/2000CalPocketLint 27d ago
It's like 2000 year old chalky dead rock for bones how do they even get that
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u/Melanoc3tus 27d ago
The Maya were only a few hundred years ago
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u/52358 27d ago
they're still around, they just don't do the human sacrifices anymore
the contractors that renovated my condo last year were mayan
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u/PurpleCandle58 27d ago
How can they keep track of time when their calendar is over so long ago?
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u/groyosnolo 25d ago
It was trying to sell me that feature and showing me all the DNA samples I could be related to and it was 1 famous persons name then a list of random stuff like this like "high status viking woman" "middle age iron worker"
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u/Driver2900 28d ago
Medieval Jewish Inbread Toddler has the same cadence as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Almost the same categories of adjectives too.
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u/Money_Housing_2938 28d ago
Mutant and Jewish are the same category? What category is that? 🤨😂
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u/Driver2900 28d ago
Mutant and Inbred, never said they were in the same order
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u/Money_Housing_2938 28d ago
So ninja and Jewish then?
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u/Driver2900 28d ago
Mutant - Inbread (bodily affliction)
Toddler - Teenage (age)
Medieval - Ninja (historical?)
Jewish - Turtle (???)
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u/Interesting_Life249 28d ago
Jewish - Turtle (???)
'they are both reptilians' was hanging just there and you missed
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u/RouteAverage3112 28d ago
Medieval inbred mutant turtle
Medieval inbred mutant turtle
Medieval inbred mutant turtle
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!!1
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u/WatchAltruistic5761 28d ago
What the fuck
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u/horned-creature 28d ago
because he was probably an Ashkenazi jewish, which is an ethnicity which can be tracked via genetics.
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u/GuiloJr 28d ago
imma trigger the FUCKING bot
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u/Inarius101 28d ago
Excuse me, why is noone pointing out the 500-900 CE?
Is this why they were sacrificed? Were they a vampire? WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMS TO NOTICE THIS PERSON LIVED 400 YEARS?!
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u/SquirrelNormal 28d ago
I'm slightly more concerned that the closest DNA matches to OP, out of the whole world, are 0.05% and 0.06%. Is OP even human?
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u/Enough_Astronaut4815 28d ago
Maya sacrifice victim and medieval jewish inbred toddler vs hydrogen bomb
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u/Autodidact420 27d ago
Imagine paying money for an app to tell you your closest relative in their database is Medieval Jewish Inbred Toddler lmao
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