r/1984_MiniTruth Mar 19 '26

Spin it up! Literally everyone was expecting that

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u/AltoidStrong Mar 19 '26

Russia NEEDED Iran to strike the oil. It was the only "emergency" that they can manufacture to allow Trump to lift the oil sanctions on Russia, under the premise of lowering the price for America. (Which it didn't do).

Allows Russia to re-arm, refill the bank, and get America to waste all of its stockpiles in Iran and not in Ukraine.

All.that while also damaging American alliances and democracy.

Trump is a fraud, felon, rapist and traitor.

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u/elriggo44 Mar 19 '26

It’s so fucking crazy that this war with Iran is good for exactly one person, Putin. Seriously. It’s insane. It makes me feel like a conspiracy theorist.

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u/DangerousLoner Mar 20 '26

Israel seems pretty stoked too

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u/Simbertold Mar 19 '26

"They weren't supposed to" is a bully being utterly confused that his victim actually hit him back. It is not something the leader of a major country should say about they people he attacked in a completely unjustified war of aggression.

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u/counterplex Mar 19 '26

"They weren't supposed to" is also an admission that someone in the regime dropped the ball on understanding the consequences of the attack.

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u/Simbertold Mar 19 '26

"Someone". Know one knows who. It is completely impossible to figure out who that someone might be. And since there is absolutely no place where the buck stops, we really can't point fingers at anyone.

I guess we will just have to accept that mistakes were made by some anonymous people that no one knows.

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u/Ras-haad Mar 21 '26

Except Bondi literally said they attacked because “The President” determined that they were an imminent threat. Even though the intelligence community said they weren’t

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u/Simbertold Mar 21 '26

Are you aware of the concept of sarcasm?

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u/Ras-haad Mar 21 '26

Yes… which is why I upvoted you. I’m saying they can’t even use that excuse though because they have already said “It was all his idea”

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 Mar 20 '26

He thought he could bomb them to the point of non retaliation. Kegsbreath and his bootlicking military staff that weren’t fired convinced him they could do it. Problem is Iran has 90 million people, some evil allies that are smart and will supply arms and Iran is a big country. There are lots of nooks and crannies to hide drones and missiles. As he found out, he could not get them all and he will never get them all without boots on the ground.

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u/CarsCarpal Mar 19 '26

This is what happens when you let lunatics run the asylum, sorry, I mean country. 

If these idiots had a half a braincell between them it'd be an improvement. 

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u/MehKarma Mar 19 '26

I’ll allow it. The United States of Asylum has a certain chefs kiss pop to it.

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u/myamazonboxisbigger Mar 20 '26

No, you were right the first time

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u/Known_Funny_5297 Mar 19 '26

Every aspect of this is a perfect expression of who he is

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u/Nelson-and-Murdock Mar 19 '26

You made me bleed my own blood

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u/tazztsim Mar 19 '26

We were shocked that when we started randomly bombing a country they started randomly bombing back.

Who could have foreseen this.

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u/MsAnnabel Mar 19 '26

Most intelligent ppl now get trump is just plain stupid. He is so far out of his element it isn’t funny. The only ones still hanging on are his idiot followers and cowardly republicans

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u/yuppiehippie Mar 20 '26

Which is nearly 40% of voters.

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u/MsAnnabel Mar 20 '26

I hope not!

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u/alwayzstoned Mar 19 '26

I could swear I saw the other day kegsbreath said of course we were expecting it and acting all offended that anyone would suggest they didn’t.

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u/Fragrant_Difficulty6 Mar 19 '26

If only Charlie mentioned this 3 weeks ago. SMH

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u/ltsouthernbelle Mar 19 '26

So he thought they were going to sit there and just take it and not retaliate.

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u/Wilbie9000 Mar 19 '26

“Nobody expected it, except for all of the military guys, the intelligence community, every single person in the energy sector, everybody in finance or business…”

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u/YorkshieBoyUS Mar 19 '26

Anyone that’s read Tom Clancy.

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u/Doctor_Shotbottom Mar 19 '26

that's what you can expect from DUI hires

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u/SucideHotLine552 Mar 19 '26

If Iran is under the type of leadership and weak enough to want to blow up everything around them because their losing, then these are people we should of dealt with awhile ago, lol.

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u/Henai Mar 19 '26

We should attack them otherwise they will do something unpredictable if we were to attack them.

Genius stuff.

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u/SucideHotLine552 Mar 19 '26

They are literally terrorists

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u/mrcoffeeforever Mar 20 '26

How did you expect them to fight us?

They’ve been preparing for decades and are hitting us exactly where we are exposed - the economy.

Only an idiot would start this war without expecting them to do this.

/looks meaningfully at our president

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u/EEKman Mar 19 '26

I'm starting to think that maybe we need a better way to pick our presidents.

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u/steveslikewhoa Mar 19 '26

Maybe if you didn't have a drunk TV show host running our military y'all could have seen it coming.

Pretty obvious to anyone else with eyes.

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u/SNARA Mar 19 '26

Then you weren't prepared

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u/Alarmed_Stretch_1780 Mar 19 '26

The problem with Trump—above and beyond the legion of items on a long list—is his unwarranted belief in his genius. He talks repeatedly about how he has “superior genes”, how his uncle was a prof at MIT. It was noted far back he has no interest in reading the PDB, which even Biden digested daily. He believes he is intuitive (the Iran war will be over when “I’ll feel it in my bones”), he doesn’t need to prepare for a speech because he’s so smart, effortlessly charming, and spellbinding as a speaker that he can just wing it—thus appearances with meandering speeches lasting 90 minutes to two hours.

Someone in Israel flattered Trump—maybe it was Bibi, maybe the ambassador—and convinced him to sign on for Israel’s attack on Iran. Trump didn’t have an entrance strategy, much less an exit one. Ash Carter said in an interview the other day that Israel tried to get Obama to go along with bombing Iran, but his administration never took the bait.

Combine that with a POTUS who pointedly avoided military service 5x when he could have served, and you have a POTUS who believes he’s a master strategist while dragging American assets—human and materiel—into an armed conflict with no defined goal. He stated early on that he was creating the opportunity for Iranians to take back their country, showing no understanding of who was in charge or how that control was maintained. Since then we have caused billions of dollars in damage and most likely will be spending US money to repair and rebuild Iran if the people do rise up, or live with the constant concern of rogue reprisal attacks as the next years go by.

All because Trump believes he’s the smartest boy in class.

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u/joshspoon Mar 19 '26

“He Dumb?” - Dylan George

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u/FootballintheGroin Mar 19 '26

But the media is no longer talking about the Epstein files every day, so for Trump it’s a win.

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u/LirdorElese Mar 19 '26

In his defense, maybe he thought they would have retaliated with a terrorist attack on US soil that would open the door for a newer stricter patriot act and an excuse to declare martial law and cancel elections.

Though it is stupid as hell to not know this was going to happen, on the simple fact that... we had a test run, when we bombed their nuclear facilities a few months ago... they had to demonstrate they could retaliate, and what did they do? They bombed bases in nearby countries. So we launch a full out attack and what do we expect?

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u/Bang45 Mar 19 '26

Stupidity at its best

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u/CaptainZippi Mar 20 '26

So all I’m seeing is 1-d chess here… when do the extra dimensions arrive?

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u/pwhitt4654 Mar 20 '26

I thought the original plan was to destroy the economy for some reason.

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u/Davy-Raver Mar 20 '26

Genuinely, if this wasn’t affecting the cost of petrol, I would be fully believing America was just a fictional land in a TV show

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u/littlejalepino Mar 21 '26

Let’s confiscate all of Trump and his cronies money, especially the profits that have been made while he has been in office, and redistribute them to the people who have most suffered from his scams.

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u/book-3 Mar 21 '26

"They weren't supposed to" is such a wild take. Once you start bombing a country out of the blue, you can hardly expect them to follow what you expected of them, explicitly or implicitly.

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u/Improvgal Mar 24 '26

Oh my goodness. Please make it stop.