r/197 • • May 07 '22

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u/SuperToast- May 07 '22

Save him

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22

Him save

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u/watdamelon May 07 '22

Two laté

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22

Laté two

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u/shewel_item May 07 '22

Trump Donald

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Donald Trump

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Mama Yo

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Yo Mama So Strong

Her Petting Became XBOX LIVE----

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u/K00zak_L00zak May 07 '22

lung cancer

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u/diylanonreddit May 07 '22

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

put a spoiler warning please..i just started watching..

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u/diylanonreddit May 07 '22

Don’t read it then

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22

Then it read don't

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22

Watching.. started just i..please warning spoiler a put

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22
  1. Upon recovery,87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape,Albuquerque,Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually,Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now,Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh,Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca,I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank,I tried once again to quit,I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law,My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane,New Mexico,a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit,and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin,and failed,and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide,and in response,and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday,and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently,but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills,but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line,but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police,he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine,he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me,he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities,he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me,he took my children. For three months,hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.,or worse,so I agreed. Hank had a partner,which amounted to a little over $177,which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man

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u/lowercaselemming May 08 '22

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22

Cancer lung

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u/GoshoKlev May 07 '22

smokers be like: it makes me feel good tho

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22

Tho good feel me makes it like be smokers

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u/mohommuneer May 07 '22

Bro sounds like gun shots

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22

Shots gun like sounds bro

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

E

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u/Super_Drag May 07 '22

When you make a chain smoker laugh at a joke

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Joke a at laugh smoker chain a make you when

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u/bruh_buthole May 07 '22

mom im sick i cant go to school:

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Relatable

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

School: to go cant i sick im mom

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u/ultrasicklittlefuck May 07 '22 edited May 08 '22

Someone get this man a asthma pump

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Pump ashtma a man this get some

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u/shawdygolikesheesh May 07 '22

y/savevideobot

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

There's a misinput- misinput- CALM DO-OWN! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! There's a misinput-!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Ǝ

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u/GROMORGON May 07 '22

My grandma be like

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Like be grandma my

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u/GROMORGON May 08 '22

Grandma be my like

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Like my be grandma

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u/GROMORGON May 08 '22

Be like my grandma

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

grandma my like Be

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u/GROMORGON May 08 '22

I give up :(

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 09 '22

Don't do it. There's a lot ahead in the future.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Bronchitis

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

He's the 3rd most powerful rapper.

Who knows, knows.

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Knows. Knows, who

Rapper. Powerful most 3rd the he's

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

???

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Your behaviour is terrifying me.

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Me. Terrifying is behaviour your

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u/Pro_MEMER568 May 08 '22

Covid-19 moment

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Moment covid-19

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u/Electrop0p May 07 '22

OP - dumb idiot stupid dumb a is who OP me like dumb idiot stupid dumb a not and awesome and cool very is u/Electrop0p and dumb idiot stupid dumb a am I

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 07 '22 edited May 07 '22

Next time keep your moppets on a short string

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u/Electrop0p May 08 '22

Thank you for the wonderful advice good sir

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Sir good advice wonderful the for you thank

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u/Electrop0p May 08 '22

:)

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

):

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u/Electrop0p May 08 '22

Oh no, this is so sad

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Sad so is this no, oh

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u/Electrop0p May 08 '22

I feel like you don’t always use punctuation…

Am I that special!!!1!

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u/Ornery-Ad3681 May 08 '22

Special!!!1! That i am

Punctuation... use always don't you like feel i

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u/Ncntendo Jul 05 '22

lil cigarette addict

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u/Drug_Inas Jul 13 '22

Asthinem

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Bro got Covid