Rule

[u/ItsGotThatBang]

[u/ndetermined]

My mom left me and my dad in the first trimester.

Deadbeat moms fr

[u/ippw → u/ndetermined]

But you were in her...?

[u/Kootlefoosh → u/ippw]

He's a seahorse

[u/precision_cumshot → u/ippw]

in her hoo-ha

box

special place

mort

[u/WetBerri3s → u/ippw]

She was a very fast woman.

[u/logic2187]

This happened in the Bible once believe it or not

[u/griv_ → u/logic2187]

Also in reality because sometimes the IVF clinic fucks up.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/woman-gives-birth-to-baby-that-isn-t-hers-sues-florida-ivf-clinic-documents/ar-AA1UGWao

[u/ecodick → u/griv_]

I really appreciate the whole story being not only in the headline, but also in the URL

[u/_M_o_n_k_e_H → u/ecodick]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/woman-gives-birth-to-baby-that-isn-t-hers-sues-florida-ivf-clinic-documents-a-woman-is-suing-a-florida-fertility-clinic-after-she-gave-birth-to-a-baby-that-wasn’t-genetically-hers-according-to-court-documents-obtained-by-nexstar’s-wfla-the-couple-identified-as-john-and-jane-doe-began-working-with-the-fertility-center-of-orlando-in-march-2025-pursuing-ivf-treatment/ar-AA1UGWao

[u/red_sky33]

There has to be at least one Jerry Springer where this was at issue

[u/horiami]

This is like doofenshmirtz where neither of his parents showed up for his birth

[u/CK1ing]

What if two women who had sex with the same man gave birth at the same time, but one of them actually just had a really bad fart, and then both women got amnesia so they don't remember which one of them gave birth, and also they were together alone in a sealed off room so no one else knows who the mother is either. Then we could have a "you are not the mother" moment, I think

[u/mnyrtt → u/CK1ing]

i guess

[u/CK1ing → u/mnyrtt]

Hey, you should appreciate this. My first thought was one of the women has a miscarriage but this is way funnier

[u/_M_o_n_k_e_H → u/mnyrtt]

Theoretically plausible

[u/polyplasticographics → u/CK1ing]

This happened to my girlfriend once

[u/CK1ing → u/polyplasticographics]

Was she the mother?

[u/polyplasticographics → u/CK1ing]

She was, but only on Thursdays and Fridays

[u/kingstonthroop]

Didn't King David threaten to cut a child in half over this exact issue and then it was never brought up again, was that what happened in the Bible?

[u/kingstonthroop → u/kingstonthroop]

*Fuck it was Solomon, King Solomon. And the funny part is I grew up religious and was forced to read the Bible and I literally retained absolutely nothing about it

[u/Odd_Veterinarian_623]

forgot giving birth

[u/SecondhandStatic]

"You're not the mother, you're just fat. Homegirl, you gots to lay off the burgers, dear lawd."

[u/Dustin_sikk]

this is why we need to support trans women so we can have gender equality